| Small wonder He'll Cheat E'erawan our local lads nicknamed him | 1 |
| When Chimpden first took the floor | 2 |
| (Chorus) With his bucketshop store | 3 |
| Down Bargainweg, Lower. | 4 |
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| So snug he was in his hotel premises sumptuous | 6 |
| But soon we'll bonfire all his trash, tricks and trumpery | 7 |
| And'tis short till sheriff Clancy'll be winding up his unlimited | 8 |
| [company | 9 |
| With the bailiff's bom at the door, | 10 |
| (Chorus) Bimbam at the door. | 11 |
| Then he'll bum no more. | 12 |
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| Sweet bad luck on the waves washed to our island | 14 |
| The hooker of that hammerfast viking | 15 |
| And Gall's curse on the day when Eblana bay | 16 |
| Saw his black and tan man-o'-war. | 17 |
| (Chorus) Saw his man-o'-war. | 18 |
| On the harbour bar. | 19 |
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| Where from? roars Poolbeg. Cookingha'pence, he bawls Donnez- | 21 |
| [moi scampitle, wick an wipin'fampiny | 22 |
| Fingal Mac Oscar Onesine Bargearse Boniface | 23 |
| Thok's min gammelhole Norveegickers moniker | 24 |
| Og as ay are at gammelhore Norveegickers cod. | 25 |
| (Chorus) A Norwegian camel old cod. | 26 |
| He is, begod. | 27 |
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| Lift it, Hosty, lift it, ye devil ye! up with the rann, the rhyming | 29 |
| [rann! | 30 |
| It was during some fresh water garden pumping | 31 |
| Or, according to the Nursing Mirror, while admiring the mon- | 32 |
| [keys | 33 |
| That our heavyweight heathen Humpharey | 34 |
| Made bold a maid to woo | 35 |
| (Chorus) Woohoo, what'll she doo! | 36 |
| The general lost her maidenloo! | 37 |