| anyhow? Erect, beseated, mountback, against a partywall, below | 1 |
| freezigrade, by the use of quill or style, with turbid or pellucid | 2 |
| mind, accompanied or the reverse by mastication, interrupted | 3 |
| by visit of seer to scribe or of scribe to site, atwixt two showers | 4 |
| or atosst of a trike, rained upon or blown around, by a right- | 5 |
| down regular racer from the soil or by a too pained whittlewit | 6 |
| laden with the loot of learning? | 7 |
| Now, patience; and remember patience is the great thing, and | 8 |
| above all things else we must avoid anything like being or be- | 9 |
| coming out of patience. A good plan used by worried business | 10 |
| folk who may not have had many momentums to master Kung's | 11 |
| doctrine of the meang or the propriety codestruces of Carpri- | 12 |
| mustimus is just to think of all the sinking fund of patience pos- | 13 |
| sessed in their conjoint names by both brothers Bruce with whom | 14 |
| are incorporated their Scotch spider and Elberfeld's Calculating | 15 |
| Horses. If after years upon years of delving in ditches dark one | 16 |
| tubthumper more than others, Kinihoun or Kahanan, giardarner | 17 |
| or mear measenmanonger, has got up for the darnall same pur- | 18 |
| pose of reassuring us with all the barbar of the Carrageehouse | 19 |
| that our great ascendant was properly speaking three syllables | 20 |
| less than his own surname (yes, yes, less!), that the ear of Fionn | 21 |
| Earwicker aforetime was the trademark of a broadcaster with | 22 |
| wicker local jargon for an ace's patent (Hear! Calls! Everywhair!) | 23 |
| then as to this radiooscillating epiepistle to which, cotton, silk or | 24 |
| samite, kohol, gall or brickdust, we must ceaselessly return, where- | 25 |
| abouts exactly at present in Siam, Hell or Tophet under that | 26 |
| glorisol which plays touraloup with us in this Aludin's Cove of | 27 |
| our cagacity is that bright soandsuch to slip us the dinkum oil? | 28 |
| Naysayers we know. To conclude purely negatively from the | 29 |
| positive absence of political odia and monetary requests that its | 30 |
| page cannot ever have been a penproduct of a man or woman of | 31 |
| that period or those parts is only one more unlookedfor conclu- | 32 |
| sion leaped at, being tantamount to inferring from the nonpre- | 33 |
| sence of inverted commas (sometimes called quotation marks) | 34 |
| on any page that its author was always constitutionally incapable | 35 |
| of misappropriating the spoken words of others. | 36 |