| White So ts My Washing Done by Night, First and Last Only | 1 |
| True Account au about the Honorary Mirsu Earwicker, L.S.D., | 2 |
| and the Snake (Nuggets!) by a Woman of the World who only can | 3 |
| Tell Naked Truths about a Dear Man and all his Conspirators how | 4 |
| they all Tried to Fall him Putting it all around Lucalizod about | 5 |
| Privates Earwicker and a Pair of Sloppy Sluts plainly Showing all | 6 |
| the Unmentionability falsely Accusing about the Raincoats. | 7 |
| The proteiform graph itself is a polyhedron of scripture. | 8 |
| There was a time when naif alphabetters would have written
it | 9 |
| down the tracing of a purely deliquescent recidivist, possibly | 10 |
| ambidextrous, snubnosed probably and presenting a strangely | 11 |
| profound rainbowl in his (or her) occiput. To the hardily curio- | 12 |
| sing entomophilust then it has shown a very sexmosaic of nym- | 13 |
| phosis in which the eternal chimerahunter Oriolopos, now frond | 14 |
| of sugars, then lief of saults, the sensory crowd in his belly | 15 |
| coupled with an eye for the goods trooth bewilderblissed by | 16 |
| their night effluvia with guns like drums and fondlers like forceps | 17 |
| persequestellates his vanessas from flore to flore. Somehows this | 18 |
| sounds like the purest kidooleyoon wherein our madernacerution | 19 |
| of lour lore is rich. All's so herou from us him in a kitchernott | 20 |
| darkness, by hasard and worn rolls arered, we must grope on till | 21 |
| Zerogh hour like pou owl giaours as we are would we salve aught | 22 |
| of moments for our aysore today. Amousin though not but. Closer | 23 |
| inspection of the bordereau would reveal a multiplicity of person- | 24 |
| alities inflicted on the documents or document and some prevision | 25 |
| of virtual crime or crimes might be made by anyone unwary | 26 |
| enough before any suitable occasion for it or them had so far | 27 |
| managed to happen along. In fact, under the closed eyes of the in- | 28 |
| spectors the traits featuring the chiaroscuro coalesce, their con- | 29 |
| trarieties eliminated, in one stable somebody similarly as by the | 30 |
| providential warring of heartshaker with housebreaker and of | 31 |
| dramdrinker against freethinker our social something bowls along | 32 |
| bumpily, experiencing a jolting series of prearranged disappoint- | 33 |
| ments, down the long lane of (it's as semper as oxhousehumper! | 34 |
| generations, more generations and still more generations. | 35 |
| Say, baroun lousadoor, who in hallhagal wrote the durn thing | 36 |