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Long Live Bachelors

Email-ID 2100488
Date 2010-08-04 18:24:09
From sam@alshahba.com



Long_Live_Bachelors
 
Every_man_should_get_married_some_time;_after_all,_happiness_is_not_the_only_thing_in_life!!
 
--Anonymous
 
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Bachelors_should_be_heavily_taxed._It_is_not_fair_that_some_men_should
be_happier_than_others.
 
--Oscar_Wilde
 
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Don't_marry_for_money;_you_can_borrow_it_cheaper.
 
--Scottish_Proverb
 
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I_don't_worry_about_terrorism._I_was_married_for_two_years.
 
--Sam_Kinison
 
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Men_have_a_better_time_than_women;_for_one_thing,
they_marry_later;_for_another_thing,_they_die_earlier.
 
--H._L._Mencken
 
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When_a_newly_married_couple_smiles,_everyone_knows_why.
When_a_ten-year_married_couple_smiles,_everyone_wonders_why.
 
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Love_is_blind_but_marriage_is_an_eye-opener.
 
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When_a_man_opens_the_door_of_his_car_for_his_wife,
you_can_be_sure_of_one_thing:
 
either_the_car_is_new_or_the_wife.
 
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I_take_my_wife_everywhere,_but_she_keeps_finding
her_way_back_to_home_always.
 
--Anonymous
 
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I_asked_my_wife,_"Where_do_you_want_to_go_for_our
anniversary?"_She_said,"Somewhere_I_have_never_been!"_I_told_her,
"How_about_the_kitchen?"
 
--Anonymous
 
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We_always_hold_hands._If_I_let_go,_she_shops.
 
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My_wife_was_in_beauty_saloon_for_two_hours.
That_was_only_for_the_estimate.
 
--Anonymous
 
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She_got_a_mudpack_and_looked_great_for_two_days._Then
the_mud_fell_off.
 
--Anonymous
 
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She_ran_after_the_garbage_truck,_yelling,_"Am_I_too
late_for_the_garbage?"
Following_her_down_the_street_I_yelled,_"No,_jump_in."
 
--Anonymous
 
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Badd_Teddy_recently_explained_to_me_why_he_refuses
to_get_to_married.
He_says_"the_wedding_rings_look_like_minature
handcuffs....."
 
--Anonymous
 
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If_your_dog_is_barking_at_the_back_door_and_your
wife_yelling_at_the_frontdoor,_who_do_you_let_in_first?
The_Dog_of_course..._at_least_he'll_shut_up_after_u
let_him_in!
 
--Anonymous
 
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A_man_placed_some_flowers_on_the_grave_of_his_dearly
parted_mother_and_started_back_toward_his_car_when_his_attention_was
diverted_to_another_man_kneeling_at_a_grave._The_man_seemed_to_be
praying_with_profound_intensity_and_kept_repeating,_'Why_did_u_have_to
die?_Why_did_you_have_to_die?"_The_first_man_approached_him_and_said,_"Sir,
I_don't_wish_to_interfere_with_your_private_grief,_but_this
demonstration_of_pain_in_is
more_than_I've_ever_seen_before._For_whom_do_you_mourn_so?_Deeply?_A
child?_A_parent?"The_mourner_took_a_moment_to_collect_himself,_then
replied_"My_wife's_first_husband."
 
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A_couple_came_upon_a_wishing_well._The_husband
leaned_over,_made_a_wish
and_threw_in_a_coin_.
The_wife_decided_to_make_a_wish,_too._But_she_leaned
over_too_much,_fell
into_the_well,_and_drowned._The_husband_was_stunned
for_a_while_but_then
smiled_"It_really_works!"
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