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Remarkable Nonsense about the Holocaust

Because the Holocaust has become in many ways a secular religion -- even for
those who are not Jewish -- one is not permitted to say anything that can in any
way be construed as less than fawning about the plight of the Jews in Europe.
Likewise, one is permitted to say just about anything that supports the popular
view of the Holocaust, no matter how erroneous or wrong-headed. Here are some
passages that contain remarkable nonsense about the Holocaust.

File Directory

Killing
with sand (8/11/1942) (7281 bytes)

Pits
of Boiling Human Fat (5/24/1945) (9968 bytes)

Electrocutions
at Belzec (1946) (7213 bytes)

Making
soap from human cadavers (1946) (8089 bytes)

The
Case of the Obvious Autopsies (1/14/1946) (7497 bytes)

Pedal-actuated
brain-bashing machine at Sachsenhausen (2/13/1946) (9646 bytes)

Portable
bone-grinding machines (2/14/1946) (9645 bytes)

Shooting
orchestra members (2/14/1946) (12312 bytes)

Tormenting
prisoners in Norway (2/14/1946) (9144 bytes)

More
bone grinders (2/18/1946) (9948 bytes)

Magically
efficient crematorymobiles (2/19/1946) (7927 bytes)

Mass
electrocutions at Belsen (2/19/1946) (7843 bytes)

Extermination
by pruning at Syretzk (2/19/1946) (7385 bytes)

Nazi
use of atomic weapons to kill Jews at Auschwitz (6/21/1946) (7684 bytes)

Eyewitness
'testimony' of an Auschwitz gas chamber survivor (1949) (8993 bytes)

Geysers
of blood at Babi Yar (1972) (6847 bytes)

Details
about a human soap factory (1978) (8941 bytes)

Magically
efficient Nazi pneumonia (1979) (7456 bytes)

Death
by eagle at Buchenwald (11/10/1988) (69132 bytes)

The
ordinary Auschwitz tourist (1989) (7088 bytes)

'Instantaneous'
Two-Day-Long Gassings (6/1/1989) (7490 bytes)

Never
show a swastika to a Nazi (1990) (6924 bytes)

Making
human soap (1990) (16900 bytes)

Communist
'Holocaust denial' (11/26/1991) (7614 bytes)

The
river that runs red with the ashes of Jews (7/13/1992) (7342 bytes)

Gas
chambers at Bergen-Belsen (8/5/1993) (9883 bytes)

A
Jew who survived six gassings (8/5/1993) (7125 bytes)

Soap
for sale (4/3/1995) (8529 bytes)

Human
thumb light switches (4/10/1995) (7482 bytes)

Human
soap Tells an Unforgettable Story (6/8/1997) (8134 bytes)

Definition
of 'Holocaust Survivors' (8/13/1997) (9444 bytes)

USHMM
Recommends Wilkomirski (9/10/1997) (11978 bytes)

Mourning
the liar Ada Bimko (Hadassah Rosensaft) (10/17/1997) (9553 bytes)

Animal
lover (11/12/1997)

'I
saw millions of people go directly to the gas chambers' (12/11/1997) (7336
bytes)

The
Nazis might be coming! (1998) (8607 bytes)

Rosenbaum's
extended family (6/26/1998) (7202 bytes)

Wealthy
Deniers (6/28/1998) (7376 bytes)

Millions
of deaths at Auschwitz (7/10/1998) (7293 bytes)

A
Discussion to Limit Holocaust 'Denial' (7/30/1998) (9163 bytes)

Jewish
children burned alive at site of Auschwitz crosses (7/31/1998) (11443
bytes)

Auschwitz
ashes (8/18/1998) (8608 bytes)

Toward
a Revisionist International (10/26/1998) (9097 bytes)

Superman
Didn't Help the Jews (10/31/1998) (7421 bytes)

Horror
Stories from the Gas Chambers of Auschwitz (11/1998) (11286 bytes)

Tearing
Babies in Half (11/1998) (8043 bytes)

Invented
'Memories' Praised (11/3/1998) (13236 bytes)

Learning
Hate (11/5/1998) (8013 bytes)

Music
soothes the savage beast (11/6/1998) (8482 bytes)

Miracle
Ashes (11/7/1998) (7786 bytes)

The
Murderer as Artist (12/1/1998) (10256 bytes)

Gerhart
Riegner Recalls Attempts to Alert World to Holocaust (1/11/1999) (10777
bytes)

Fighting
Republicans like fighting Nazis (1/25/1999) (6989 bytes)

FEB
EXECS AZA/BBG Joint Meeting Minutes (2/1999) (9378 bytes)

Henry
Kissinger's Relatives were made into soap (2/13/1999) (7270 bytes)

Nazi
Animal Control (2/19/1999) (7722 bytes)

Nazis
were NOT fashion-forward (2/22/1999) (7982 bytes)

Putting
a human face on horror (2/25/1999) (11321 bytes)

Death
by Denier (3/6/1999) (11209 bytes)

Non-white,
Nazi, Gestapo-like park rangers (3/16/1999) (7722 bytes)

Annihilation
through Catholicism (3/17/1999) (7442 bytes)

Smoking
Crematories (3/24/1999) (8370 bytes)

Netanyahu
links Nazi genocide to recognition of a Palestinian State (3/26/1999)
(7710 bytes)

French
Jews see restitution differently (3/29/1999) (12125 bytes)

Mass
executions at Buchenwald (4/18/1999) (7927 bytes)

Crimes
of the Holocaustologians (4/21/1999) (12496 bytes)

I'll
never forget the (non-existent) gas chambers at Dachau (4/28/1999) (8580
bytes)

It's
Lucky They Weren't Electrocuted (5/5/1999) (8841 bytes)

Fat-Free
Soap (5/6/1999) (7213 bytes)

My
Five Years in the Death Camps, and How They Grew (6/12/1999) (7124 bytes)

I
Just Made it Up -- How Could I Forget It? (7/26/1999) (7470 bytes)

Court
Reporter Still Haunted (7/30/1999) (10236 bytes)

Suicide
Drama To Be Staged Posthumously In London (9/21/1999) (7657 bytes)

No
'Mein Kampf' But Adolf Cartoon Fine (10/15/1999) (7755 bytes)

Israel
takes stand in Judaism debate (11/23/1999) (10331 bytes)

LA
Times gets it wrong (1/14/2000) (8140 bytes)

'You
could smell the bodies burning ..." (1/18/2000) (8357 bytes)

Gas
chambers and target practice at Mauthausen (1/20/2000) (7672 bytes)

No
gas today! (2/10/2000) (6933 bytes)

Too
old to be gassed (2/21/2000) (7853 bytes)

Trucks
to Camouflage the Noise of Gassing (2/29/2000) (6881 bytes)

Michael
Shermer: Liar or idiot -- you decide! (3/12/2000) (8855 bytes)

No
breakfast for breakfast (3/29/2000) (8593 bytes)

Jewish
Groups Lament anti-Semitism (4/5/2000) (10247 bytes)

Speech
by Yossi Sarid (5/2/2000) (11179 bytes)

Nazi
Eye Drops (5/25/2000) (11187 bytes)

He
knows his soap (7/17/2000) (9020 bytes)

Death
by quicklime (7/31/2000) (7598 bytes)

Rabbi's
Inflammatory Holocaust Remarks Spark Controversy (8/6/2000) (10386 bytes)

A
Preserved Mound of Ashes at Majdanek (8/23/2000) (9598 bytes)

Slippery
Soap (9/25/2000) (8554 bytes)

First
the Holocaust, Now This (11/10/2000) (7477 bytes)

Bergen-Belsen
gas chambers (1/14/2000) (8665 bytes)

Holocaust
Education and Awareness Act of 2001 (2/6/2001) (11767 bytes)

Ban
the Shamrock (2/18/2001) (11235 bytes)

X-rated
pseudo-history (3/17/2001) (1911 bytes)

HR
1620 Holocaust Education Assistance Act (4/26/2001) (16725 bytes)

Extermination
at Wannsee Conference (5/10/2001) (7199 bytes)

Flawlessly
efficient gas chamber fails (5/24/2001) (7788 bytes)

Human-skin
lampshades and human soap (6/24/2001) (9769 bytes)

Proof
of Holocaust claims -- again -- finally (7/1/2001) (8804 bytes)

Outrage
at Wagner (7/9/2001) (7612 bytes)

Another
Jewish Life Cut Tragically Short by the Nazis (7/23/2001) (9195 bytes)

The
pool that's not really a pool (spotted 8/1/2001) (30972 bytes)

Israel
Today is Like Nazi Germany (8/26/2001) (7885 bytes)

Jewish
annihilation planned at Wannsee Conference (8/27/2001) (6994 bytes)

Claude
Lanzmann's Geese (10/1/2001) (7013 bytes)

Europe
Moving Toward Ban on Internet Hate Speech (11/10/2001)

More
Jewish Soap (12/28/2001) (7353 bytes)

A
Subtle Form of Holocaust Denial (1/16/2002) (9811 bytes)

Fined
for Stating a Fact about Dachau (7958 bytes)

A
New Way of Remembering the Shoah (7470 bytes)

Assembly
Bill AB 2003 (23760 bytes)

Eyewitness
Dr. Professor Survivor Sir, Esq. (5/5/2003) (9955 bytes)

Just
Say the Holocaust Never Happened at All (9/5/2003) (8334 bytes)

Magazine
accused of aiding Holocaust (10/31/2003) (10561 bytes)

Magical
tattoos from a man who 'saw it all' (12/19/2003) (12075 bytes)

Kids
love the Holocaust (1/30/2004) (7618 bytes)

Leuchter
worse than McNamara (2/4/2004) (8699 bytes)

Gassings
at Dachau (3/26/2004) (7545 bytes)

Arab
Anti-Semitism in Europe is Integral to European Culture (3/30/2004) (8446
bytes)

Nazi
euthanasia to create a master race (4/1/2004) (7994 bytes)

Brain-wash
a child for Israel (4/2/2004) (7141 bytes)

Gas
Showers at Auschwitz (4/5/2004) (9158 bytes)

Nobody
Cares about the Holocaust (4/5/2004) (7861 bytes)

'Holocaust
survivor' succumbs to real Holocaust (4/6/2004) (6992 bytes)

Holocaust
on Your Plate (4/7/2004) (7337 bytes)

Yet
Another Witness (4/9/2004) (8701 bytes)

Revisionism
equals outright denial (4/12/2004) (6947 bytes)

Inside
View of the Holocaust (4/16/2004) (7778 bytes)

Another
Miracle Sighet Survivor (4/20/2004) (8914 bytes)

More
Jewish Soap (4/21/2004) (8854 bytes)

Gas
showers at Auschwitz (5/6/2004) (7452 bytes)

Smelly
crematories (5/11/2004) (7171 bytes)

NOW
we have the proof (5/13/2004) (8502 bytes)

Gas
chambers at Terezienstadt (5/22/2004) (7268 bytes)

He
Remembers the Screams (5/25/2004) (7182 bytes)

Surviving
in a Mass Grave (5/30/2004) (7180 bytes)

Teacher
jailed for making revisionist film (6/10/2004) (8277 bytes)

People
Who Say I'm Lying Are Dangerous (6/24/2004) (52256 bytes)

Multigassing
Miracle (7/3/2004) (7210 bytes)

Out
of Gas (7/3/2003) (7337 bytes)

Best
Evidence (7/7/2004) (8845 bytes)

Nazi
Swine Teaching (Pig?) Latin (7/19/2004) (7018 bytes)

Israel
Will Get You if You Don't Watch Out (7/20/2004) (7628 bytes)

He
Knows Nazis (8/4/2004) (7493 bytes)

Still
smelling gas at Dachau (8/8/2004) (8099 bytes)

Shocked
by Anti-Semitism at Auschwitz (8/13/2004) (7589 bytes)

Crematory
Stench (8/9/2004) (7359 bytes)

Death
by Water Barrel (8/10/2004) (7497 bytes)

Gas
Chambers at Buchenwald (8/20/2004) (7986 bytes)

Flames
and a terrible smell (8/28/2004) (7118 bytes)

Peace,
hope, love, and lies about Germans (10/1/2004) (8959 bytes)

Beware
of the 'shower houses' (10/1/2004) (8455 bytes)

The
Holocaust was everywhere (10/6/2004) (7665 bytes)

Nazis
planned to move Auschwitz to Austria (10/10/2004) (7117 bytes)

Jews
still fear bathing (10/12/2004) (8364 bytes)

Nazi
target practice (10/12/2004) (7335 bytes)

Nazis
Hated Hair (10/14/2004) (9184 bytes)

The
horror of loneliness (10/20/2004) (7366 bytes)

Gassed
at Stutthof (10/30/04) (7159 bytes)

Gas
chambers in Denmark (11/16/2004) (7701 bytes)

Been
everywhere, done everything (11/17/2004) (10103 bytes)

Another
breakdown in the magically efficient Nazi extermination machinery
(12/9/2004) (7265 bytes)

It's
easy to be a Holocaust denier (12/24/2004) (7141 bytes)

Keep
off the concrete (1/7/2005)

Guilty!
Guilty! Guilty! (1/10/2005)

Aunt's
story (1/16/2005) (8595 bytes)

Auschwitz:
Inside the Nazi State (1/17/2005) (9502 bytes)

Stench
from oderless crematories (1/17/2005) (8287 bytes)

Auschwitz
water park (1/21/2005) (7661 bytes)

More
miraculous survivals (1/25/2005)

The
Eternal Holocaust (formerly known as WWII) (1/26/2005) (8616 bytes)

The
Nazi memory expert (1/29/2005) (7839 bytes)

More
great eyewitness stories of Auschwitz (1/29/2005) (8611 bytes)

Where
are these records now? (2/2/2005) (7295 bytes)

Vivid
memories of unseen gas showers at Auschwitz (2/2/2005) (8730 bytes)

Free
speech in the land of liberty, brotherhood, and equality (2/4/2005) (8715
bytes)

Smoke
from smokeless crematories (2/5/2005) (7143 bytes)

Jewish
soap found in Israel (2/10/2005) (8674 bytes)

Shaved
on arrival (2/18/2005) (7540 bytes)

A
glimpse inside look an 'extermination camp' (4/2/2005)

The
idea behind WWII was to kill the Jews (5/12/2005)

It's
all about the Holocaust (5/14/2005)

No
pimples allowed at Auschwitz (6/10/2005)

No
gas available (6/25/2005)

Baby
survives 'Nazi gas shower' (9/14/2005)

Six
new volumes, still no proof (9/16/2005)

Spared
from non-existent 'gas chambers' (9/17/2005)

Imagine
that! (10/30/2005)

You
have the freedom to say what is permitted (11/19/2005)

Cannabalism
at Dachau (12/6/2005)

Liar
Leon Bass says, 'believe the lie' (12/18/2005)

Gassing
to Irving Berlin (12/20/2005)

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