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2005

new
>>> Dec 19 -
Nickel
Rant:  Holy Holocaust!
mp3
audio
new
>>> Dec 13 -
Nickel
Rant:  Took, Took, Tookie,
Goodbye!  mp3
audio
new >>> Dec 3 - Escape From New
Orleans (part 6)
Nov 13 - Nickel Rant:  Cow
Power!  mp3 audio
Oct 29 -
Nickel
Rant:
Singing the Prussian
Blues  mp3
audio
Oct 24 - Into the
Dust   mp3
audio  (3.0 mb, 28 minutes)
Oct 16 - Nickel Rant:  The World is
Ending...Maybe Tomorrow!   mp3
audio
Oct 7 - Peak
Silver   mp3
audio  (2.3 mb, 20 minutes)
Oct 2  - Escape From New
Orleans (part 5)
Sep 23 - Escape From New
Orleans (part 4)
Sep 21 - Never Trust a
Jew   mp3
audio  (2.3 mb, 20 minutes)
Sep 18 - Escape From New
Orleans (part 3)
Sep 15 - Me Neither!

Sep 9  - Escape From New
Orleans (part 2)
Sep 6  - Escape From New
Orleans (part 1 of a short story:  not for children
- rough language and graphic scenes)
Sep 4  -
Nickel
Rant:
Ducks, Morons and George
Bush
mp3
audio
Sep 1  -
Nickel
Rant:
The Big
Uneasy
mp3
audio
Aug 27 - Make a
Difference!   (Aryanfest
'05 speech)    mp3 audio
(9 mb,  53
min)
Aug 15 - African't
mp3
audio  (3.6mb, 33 minutes)
Aug 11 - Nickel Rant:  You Knew I was a
Jew   mp3
audio
July 26 - Let's Get
Small   mp3
audio  (4.2 mb, 37 minutes)
July 16 - Ten
Commandments
mp3 audio    (2.8 mb,  24 minutes)
July 7 - Nickel Rant:  Kelo, Roe and the
President's Liver
mp3
audio
July 4 - Judicial
Relativism
mp3
audio
(3.3 mb,  28 minutes)
June 28 - Nickel Rant:  Trollops in Black
Robes   mp3
audio
June 22 - Nickel Rant:  Of
Course, You Know, This Means War!
mp3
audio
June 16 - Bush Must
Go!
mp3
audio  (2.9 mb,  25 minutes)
June 11 - Do The Math
mp3
audio
(1.8 mb,  15 minutes)
May 31 - Pogo Was
Right    mp3
audio    (1.2
mb,  11 minutes)
May 15 -
Plague
mp3
audio    (2.0
mb,  18 minutes)
May 13 - Nickel Rant:  Regime Change   mp3
audio
May 7 - What Color are
Jews?    mp3
audio   (3.1 mb,  27 minutes)
May
6 - Nickel Rant:  Between Iraq and a Hard
Place
mp3
audio
Apr 28 - And
Now for Something Completely Different...
Apr 27 - The
Fable of the Ducks and the Hens    mp3 audio
(1.7 mb,  15
minutes)   Cartoon version
Apr 24 - Crusty Old
Men    mp3 audio
(1.7 mb, 14 minutes)
Apr 12 -
Nickel Rant:  Mexican
Standoff   mp3
audio
Apr 2 - The
Living Bill of Rights
Mar 30 - Steele's Twenty
Commandments for New Lawyers    mp3
audio   (1.5
mb,  14 minutes)
Mar 28 - Nickel
Rant:
Inconvenient
Lives   mp3
audio
Mar 28 - The Nickel
Rant
Mar 25 - Golden Escape
Pods
Mar 12 - Trial by
Media
Mar 4 - The Railroading of Matt
Hale
Feb 27 - If You See
Black...Don't Go Back!
mp3
audio   (1.6 mb, 14
min)
Feb 11 - Political Prisoners?
In America?
Jan 27 - Jewdayism
Jan
17 - White
Rape
Jan 10 - Why Hot, WASPy
Chicks Love Jews - the real reason
Jan 2 - Optional
Reading

2004

Dec 15 - Weapons of Christmas
Destruction
Nov 27 - Seven Dirty
Words
Nov 8 - We've Been
Had
Nov 1 - A Bush in the Hand is
as Worthless as Two Johns
Oct 27 - Frankenamerica
Oct
22 - America's Twin
Towers
Oct 13 - Left is Right and Right
is Wrong
Oct 6 - Defensive
Racism
Sep 23 - How George Bush Made Me
into a Liberal Love Slave
Sep 16 - He Cared
Sep 13
- The Coming
Balkanization of America
Sep 6 - Too Much of
Everything is Just Enough
Aug 29 - The Real
Racists
Aug 21 - Legacy of
Resentment
Aug 8 - Who Would Jesus Vote
For?
July 21 - Cooties
June
30 - A Weekend
with Dr. Pierce
June 16 - Together, We Can
Take Back America!   mp3
audio
(9 mb,
40 min)
May 23 - The Finlandization of
America
May 14 - Brown vs. the
Bored
May 12 - Nation of the
Flies
May 6 - Apology and
Clarification
May 1 - A Hitch in Our Git
Along
Apr 30 - In Defense of
Homophobia
Apr 23 - Them vs.
Us
Apr 19 - For
Freedom!
Apr 10 - Treading Water
IV
Mar 30 - Two Eds are Better
than One
Mar 27 - Treading Water
III
Mar 17 - Dumber and
Dumbestest
Mar 13 - Respect
Mar 6
- Treading Water
II
Feb 25 - The Passion

Feb 24 - Treading Water
I
Feb 15 - The
Truth Shall Make You Mad
Jan 23 - Say the N-Word, Go to
Legal Hell
Jan 18 - The Most Perfect American
Holiday
Jan 9 - Hate Speech - Anything
Jews Hate to Hear
Jan 5 - Who Was that Fat
Lady?

2003

Dec 28 - Tell a
Joke, Go to Jail
Dec 19 - That's Mr. Antisemite
to You!
Dec 2 - The Zen of Tractor
Maintenance
Nov 21 - Nightmare on Elm
Street
Nov 18 - It Wasn't Arabs
(Warning:  Banned in Canada)
Nov 14 - On a Mission from
God
Nov 5 - Onward Christian
Terrorists
Oct 25 - Tar Baby II
Oct 20
- RoboGroid - Cheetah
Meets Pinhead
Oct 4 - In Defense of
Spam
Sep 1 - Bridging the Idahun
Racial Gap
July 26 - They're Coming to Take
Me Away
July 20 - IMPEACH BUSH
NOW
July 5  - Twelve
Steps
June 20 - Injustice for
All   mp3
audio
(5 mb,
43 minutes)
June 15 - If You Want to Be Loved
More, Be More Lovable
June 5  - Improbable
Cause
May 27 - America
Reloaded
May 13 - You Get What You
Need
May 3  - In Defense of Cross
Burning
Apr 22 - Apocalypse
Soon
Apr 19 - Rhapsody in
Blood
Apr 11 - Feelings
Apr
2  - Beam me
Up, Scotty
Mar 26 - Michael and
Me
Mar 18 - Bush Must
Go!
Mar 5  - Hey,
Stupid!
Feb 24 - This is Really
NEAT
Feb 16 - In Defense of
Anti-Semitism
Feb 10 - The Last
Roundup
Feb 1  - What's a Few Zeroes
Among Friends?
Jan 19 - Modern Sense (Part
IV)
Jan 15 - Modern Sense (Part
IIIc)
Jan 8  - Modern Sense (Part
IIIb)
Jan 2  - Modern Sense (Part
IIIa)

2002

Dec 28 - Modern Sense (Part
II)
Dec 26 - Modern Sense (Part
I)
Dec 18 - Shut Up and Sit Down,
Trent
Dec 7  - Osama
Speaks
Dec 3  - I Wonder - Who's
Kissinger Now?
Nov 22 - Saddamed if We Do,
Saddamed if We Don't
Nov 15 - Christine Family
Tragedy - an update
Nov 5  - What Did You Do in the
Internet War, Daddy?
Nov 2  - Y2K+2
Oct 24 - AntiSemitism is a
Disease (You Catch It From Jews)
Oct 17 - The Synagogue of
Satan
Oct 12 - In Defense of
Terrorism
Oct 7  - It's the Jews,
Stupid!!!
Sep 29 - Plan 7 from Outer
Space
Sep 22 - Letter to a
Liberal
Sep 15 - Pre-Emptive Self
Defense (Just don't call it war)
Sep 7  - Know the Breed, Know the
Dog
Aug 19 - None So Blind, None So
Deaf
Aug 11 - Let Them Eat
Cake
Aug  3  - Neolibs and the New
World Order
July 27 - The Death of Free
Speech and Individualism    mp3
audio   (10 mb,  58
min)
July 18 - The Blame
Game
July 12 - The Bubble and the
Bear
July 3  - A Voice for
Incoherence
July 2  - No Justice for the
Politically Incorrect
June 28 - Mutterings
June
26 - Elevators
Smell Different to Midgets
June 24 - Equality at
Last!
June 9  - A Government of
Men
June 2  - Unintended
Consequences
May 28 - Mommy, Why Can't You Be
With Us?
May 11 - Guilty of
Caring
May 5  - Day 4: State vs.
Christine - A Family Divided
Apr 30 - Day 1: State vs.
Christine - A Family Divided
Apr 22 - A Question of
Faith
Apr 19 - Judge Not, Lest Ye Be
Judged
Apr 17 - Today
Tomorrow
Apr 6  - When Did We Become the
Bad Guy?
Mar 21 - It Takes a
Village Idiot (to destroy a family)
Mar 11 - Circle of
Strife
Mar 7  - The Wicked
StepGovernment
Feb 26 - When Dreams Become
Nightmares
Feb 15 - Guilty of
Honor
Feb 10 - Jail4Jail4Judges
Feb
7  - Abandon
Ship
Jan 27 - Does Running for
President Make You Stupid?
Jan 27 - I've Got a
Dream
Jan 18 - Strangers in a
Strange Land
Jan 13 - Ye Know Not What Ye
Do
Jan 7  - Case Update
Jan
1  - Kill 'em,
Kill 'em All!

2001

Dec 21 - Not
"Season's Greetings"
Dec 19 - Attorney for the
Damned
Dec 9  - Of Cabbages and
Kings
Nov 27 - Air Rage
Nov
22 - Ruby Ridge
Redux
Nov 21 - Be Afraid, Be Very
Afraid
Nov 13 - The Way We
Were
Nov 8  - It's Not Easy Being
Green
Nov 3  - The Brigands are
Coming, The Brigands are Coming!
Nov 2  - I'm Sorry, So
Sorry
Oct 30 - Trick or
Treat
Oct 26 - Baby Abbey Rose
Christine - Safe at Last!
Oct 23 - Me and Osama
McGee
Oct 12 - Something Wicked This
Way Comes
Oct 6  - Case
Updates
Sep 29 - Idaho Thought Crime
Trial Postponed Yet Again
Sep 26 - Handcuffed Mother
Gives Birth - Baby Snatched - Nurses Weep!
Sep 23 - Blame Israel
Sep
20 - JEWS - JEWS
- JEWS!!! There, I feel better already
Sep 16 - Would You Like Fries
With That New World Order?
Sep 12 - I'm Mad as
Hell
Sep 6  - Never mind...all
the way to the ovens...
Aug 31 - We want your
baby
Aug 19 - You choose: Idaho
Thought Police or the Oregon Child Nazis?
Aug 6  - Can You Spell
Recidivism?
Jul 28 - Idaho Thought Crime
Trial Postponed Yet Again
Jul 27 - Our Own Private
Idaho
Jul 21 - Alas, poor JoAnn - I
knew her well
Jul 14 - Tolerance Means
Never Having to Say You're Sorry
Jul 8  - Deported From the
People's Free Republic
Jul 7  - Welcome to The
People's Free Republic - Your papers, please...
Jul 3  - Eleven Score and Five
Years Ago
Jun 29 - As the Bonner
Turns
Jun 24 - Plain Talk
Too
Jun 22 - Day 25 - Do You Know
Where Your Kids Are? Joann McGuckin Doesn't
Jun 18 - What's Wrong With
This Picture?
Jun 15 - 'Tis Spring -
and...
Jun 15 - My Name Is Edgar J.
Steele and I'm a Hick
Jun 13 - Trust Me - I'm a
Lawyer
Jun 11 - McGuckin Withdrawal
Press Release
Jun 11 - Permits? We don't
need no steenking permits!!!
Jun 8  - No Good Deed Goes
Unpunished
Jun 7  - Only the News We
Want to Print
Jun 6  - Thousands Wouldn't
Believe You, Phil, But Don't Worry - I Do
Jun 5  - Interview
May
28 - PS - I told
you so
May 28 - Hate Laws - a
preview
May 26 - Where We Are
May
21 - This Just In -
OKC Bomb Crater Picture!!!
May 20 - Dr. McStrangeveigh
- or, How I Learned to Start Worrying and Hate the OKC bomb
May 19 - Savage Nation - Part
of the media propaganda machine?
May 7  - The Conspiracy Grows
Ever Larger
May 2  - Civil War II - for
real
Apr 29 - Luck of the
Irish
Apr 28 - NJ Brutal
Riots/Carnage 'finally' reported... well, sort of
Apr 27 - On Timothy McVeigh
and Coverups

1999

Aug 4 - Free
Speech? We Don't Need No Stinkin' Free Speech!
Jul 10 - No Free Speech for
Nazis

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