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Lesson #1
Aliens and
Religion
The fine line between Beliefs and
Deception

31 Dec 2005

Abstract

It is acceptable to have religious beliefs, but if you use
religion to deceive people, then you are committing a crime.
This is what Jim Bakker was sent to jail for.

Likewise, it is acceptable to believe in aliens from other planets, but
if you are promoting a belief in aliens in order to cover up crimes, such
as the September 11th attack, you are a criminal, a con
artist, a swindler. If Bakker deserves jail, what do these 9-11
cover-up criminals deserve?

In this document we wish to explain:

The belief in aliens has striking similarities to conventional
religions.

Just as people of different religions look down on one another for
having a false religion, many people who believe in aliens look down on
religious people.

People should climb down from their pedestal, stop ridiculing people
with different beliefs, and start looking for evidence for their own
beliefs.

Space aliens

Religion for the science fiction
crowd

The universe is full of mysteries. There is nothing wrong with
discussing the mysteries, but it is foolish to believe you have
the answers.

For example, it is acceptable to discuss the issue of life on other
planets; the existence of a god or gods; and if there is a god, where god
came from. However, only a fool, or a disinformation agent, will claim to
have the answers to these mysteries.

Many people criticize religion, such as this article by George
Carlin. The ironic aspect of this issue is that some of the people who
ridicule religion are firm believers in aliens, and their complaints about
religion apply to their belief in aliens. In fact, we could
describe their belief in aliens as a different type of religion!
The similarities are striking.

If God is intelligent and
loving...

Carlin points out that God is incredibly powerful and wise, but
our world is full of disease, birth defects, loneliness, mental
illness, crime, corruption, and torture.

Why didn't God make all people healthy and happy?

If Aliens are
intelligent...

The same can be asked about aliens. If they are so intelligent and
technically advanced, why do they behave in stupid manners, such as
creating geometric shapes in crops? Any why are the crop circles usually
in Britain? Is it a coincidence that a British company, Circlemakers, creates crop circles
for a fee?

And why did the aliens
rape Whitley Strieber? Did they really travel all the way from another
solar system for this?

And why do aliens fly around at high speed, and then suddenly make 90°
turns? Why don't their navigation computers ensure the spacecraft make
smooth, gentle turns?

Is there evidence of
God?

George Carlin complains that religions have convinced people that there
is an invisible God in the sky who watches us, despite any actual evidence
for his existence.

Is there evidence of
Aliens?

The people who believe in aliens are trying to convince us that there
are aliens flying around in the sky and watching us. Where is the evidence
for these aliens?

Some people have seen
God

Some people claim that they have talked to God, and that God has talked
to them. Other people claim they have not directly seen or talked with
God, but they have seen evidence of His existence, such as miracles or
mysterious lights.

Some people have seen
aliens

Some people claim that they have been abducted by aliens. Other people
claim they have not directly seen or talked with aliens, but they have
seen evidence of their existence, such as crop circles or mysterious
lights from unidentified flying objects.

Will Jesus save
us?

Many people hope that Jesus Christ, or some God, will soon appear, and
all the suffering of the world will end.

Will aliens save
us?

Many people who believe in aliens are hoping that the aliens will come
out of hiding, and that they will end all the suffering of the world.
Supposedly the aliens love us, and they will give us their advanced
technology.

Aliens: a science fiction
religion

People who believe in aliens will insult religious people, but their
beliefs in space aliens could be described as a religion, but it is
more idiotic than conventional religions.

It makes more sense to believe that a God created the universe then to
believe aliens from another solar system traveled all the way to the earth
to rape Whitley Strieber and make crop circles on British farms.

Before the UFO believers criticize religious people, they should take a
serious look at their own beliefs.

Do not "think beyond the
box"

Jeff Rense, of rense.com, often
uses the expression "think beyond the box" during his radio show in order
to encourage people to believe in aliens.

However, we don't need people to "think beyond boxes". We need people
to find supporting evidence for their opinions. If you don't have
supporting evidence, you don't have anything worth talking about.

There is no supporting evidence for space aliens or alien
spacecraft, nor is there any evidence that any human has been raped or
abducted by an alien. There is no evidence that crop circles were made by
aliens, either.

What race was
Jesus?

Some people who criticize Christianity point out that Christians cannot
agree on who Jesus was, or when he was born, and other details of his
life. Supposedly this is evidence that Christians are fools.

Jesus Christ lived among humans only 2000 years ago, and many people
saw him, ate dinner with him, talked to him, and crucified him. But
despite all the contact with people, Christians cannot agree on what his
race was. But does this really prove that Chritians are fools? Or is it
merely a sign that nobody bothered to record history in that era?

Some artists draw him as an African with straight hair.

Others show him as an African with curly hair.

European artists usually draw him with light skin (sunburned
skin would be more accurate).

The BBC produced a documentary that shows him resembling Saddam
Hussein.

For all we know, this buff, African Jesus with braided hair is
the most accurate.

What do aliens look
like?

Jesus had extensive contact with people, but nobody has any idea
what he looked like. Would you be surprised to learn that there is
virtually no agreement on what aliens look like?

Anybody who ridicules Christians for not being able to agree on what
Jesus looked like should ridicule the Alien Religion by a factor of 1000
for not even coming close to agreeing on what the aliens look like. For
some examples:

Greg Szymanski has
an article in which the aliens are 8 feet tall, can run 40 mph,
and live for 800 years.

They call these the "Tall Whites".

There are so many variations of aliens at
this site that we cannot figure out if the site is serious or
satire.

Whitley Strieber claims that an
insect-like alien raped him.

A PBS
documentary -- actually, a PBS propaganda program --
shows the "official" alien with large eyes, a tiny mouth, and
naked.

Only a few people describe aliens as wearing clothing. Doesn't
the nudity seem strange? Do you sense a fetish for alien sex?
And their clothing is so bland. For such an advanced species, they
certainly have lousy clothing.

Some aliens are anorexic. This one is nude, as usual.

Only a few aliens are fat. Fortunately, the fat aliens wear
clothes.

Conclusion

There is a large UFO movement in the USA. Many of the people who
promote aliens are criticizing religion, but the belief in aliens could be
described as one of the stupidest religions ever created.

Why does the French Connection care if some imbeciles want to practice
a religion of space aliens?

The primary problem with the Alien Religion is that these people are
giving the phrase "conspiracy theory" a bad image. They are interfering
with our attempt to expose corruption.

Virtually all "intelligent" people ignore the Alien Religion, and many
Alien believers respond with angry remarks, such as:

"Think beyond the box, idiot!"

"You people have closed minds!"

"The government is hiding evidence of aliens!"

"There is a conspiracy to cover up the aliens!"

Stop complaining and get
help

We are ignoring your Alien Religion because you have zero
evidence for your beliefs, not because we are "thinking inside boxes"
or suppressing evidence.

The French Connection advises people who truly believe in these aliens
to contact their local mental health facility for help. Nothing will
improve in your life if you refuse to face the possibility that you need
help.

Stop clinging to the fantasy that these aliens love you, and that they
will fix your migraine headaches, your bad eyesight, and your defective
digestive system. If there are aliens on this planet, they are likely to
regard humans as "primitive creatures", not as "friends".

We are not playing
games

If you people continue to promote your stupid Alien Religion, you will
be considered as possible disinformation agents who are promoting
this nonsense on purpose in order to sabotage our efforts to expose
corruption. This is not a joke; this is a promise.

Don't try faking
aliens

The people who are promoting the aliens seem to be the same people who
are trying to cover up the 9/11 attack, and other serious crimes.

Aside from giving conspiracy theories a bad image, they might be hoping
to someday have the technology to fake an alien spacecraft.

Perhaps they hope that they can convince the world to lay down their
weapons and let the aliens (ie, them) take control.

Or perhaps they plan on dropping nuclear bombs on us, and telling us
that the aliens are attacking us.

Whatever they plan on doing, it is not likely to succeed. Sure,
millions of stupid Americans will believe it, but what about the rest of
the world?

The Alien Religion is popular in America, but it is not popular in
other nations. Faking an alien invasion will create a lot of chaos and
misery, but it will fail because only America has enough idiots to fall
for the deception. (Well, maybe Canada and Australia have enough idiots,
also.)