| eirenarch's custos himself no less, the meg of megs, with the Carri- | 1 |
| son old gang! Off with your persians! Search ye the Finn! The | 2 |
| sinder's under shriving sheet. Fa Fe Fi Fo Fum! Ho, croak, | 3 |
| evildoer! Arise, sir ghostus! As long as you've lived there'll be no | 4 |
| other. Doff! | 5 |
Amtsadam, sir, to you! Eternest cittas, heil! Here we are | 6 |
| again! I am bubub brought up under a camel act of dynasties long | 7 |
| out of print, the first of Shitric Shilkanbeard (or is it Owllaugh | 8 |
| MacAuscullpth the Thord?), but, in pontofacts massimust, I am | 9 |
| known throughout the world wherever my good Allenglisches | 10 |
| Angleslachsen is spoken by Sall and Will from Augustanus to | 11 |
| Ergastulus, as this is, whether in Farnum's rath or Condra's | 12 |
| ridge or the meadows of Dalkin or Monkish tunshep, by saints | 13 |
| and sinners eyeeye alike as a cleanliving man and, as a matter of | 14 |
| fict, by my halfwife, I think how our public at large appreciates | 15 |
| it most highly from me that I am as cleanliving as could be and | 16 |
| that my game was a fair average since I perpetually kept my | 17 |
| ouija ouija wicket up. On my verawife I never was nor can afford | 18 |
| to be guilty of crim crig con of malfeasance trespass against par- | 19 |
| son with the person of a youthful gigirl frifrif friend chirped | 20 |
| Apples, acted by Miss Dashe, and with Any of my cousines in | 21 |
| Kissilov's Slutsgartern or Gigglotte's Hill, when I would touch | 22 |
| to her dot and feel most greenily of her unripe ones as it should | 23 |
| prove most anniece and far too bahad, nieceless to say, to my | 24 |
| reputation on Babbyl Malket for daughters-in-trade being lightly | 25 |
| clad. Yet, as my acquainters do me the complaisance of apprising | 26 |
| me, I should her have awristed under my duskguise of whippers | 27 |
| through toombs and deempeys, lagmen, was she but tinkling of | 28 |
| such a tink. And, as a mere matter of ficfect, I tell of myself how | 29 |
| I popo possess the ripest littlums wifukie around the globelettes | 30 |
| globes upon which she was romping off on Floss Mundai out of | 31 |
| haram's way round Skinner's circusalley first with her consola- | 32 |
| tion prize in my serial dreams of faire women, Mannequins Passe, | 33 |
| with awards in figure and smile subsections, handicapped by two | 34 |
| breasts in operatops, a remarkable little endowment garment. | 35 |
| Fastened at various places. What spurt! I kickkick keenly love | 36 |