They were simple scandalmongers, that familiar, and all! | 1 |
| Normand, Desmond, Osmund and Kenneth. Making mejical | 2 |
| history all over the show! | 3 |
    In sum, some hum? And other marrage feats? | 4 |
    All our stakes they were astumbling round the ranky roars | 5 |
| assumbling when Big Arthur flugged the field at Annie's courting. | 6 |
    Suddenly some wellfired clay was cast out through the | 7 |
| schappsteckers of hoy's house? | 8 |
    Schottenly there was a hellfire club kicked out through the | 9 |
| wasistas of Thereswhere. | 10 |
    Like Heavystost's envil catacalamitumbling. Three days | 11 |
| three times into the Vulcuum? | 12 |
    Punch! | 13 |
    Or Noe et Ecclesiastes, nonne? | 14 |
    Ninny, there is no hay in Eccles's hostel. | 15 |
    Yet an I saw a sign of him, if you could scrape out his | 16 |
| acquinntence? Name or redress him and we'll call it a night! | 17 |
.i..'. .o..l . | 18 |
    You are sure it was not a shuler's shakeup or a plighter's | 19 |
| palming or a winker's wake etcaetera etcaeterorum you were at? | 20 |
    Precisely. | 21 |
    Mayhap. Hora pro Nubis, Thundersday, at A Little Bit Of | 22 |
| Heaven Howth, the wife of Deimetuus (D'amn), Earl Adam Fitz- | 23 |
| adam, of a Tartar (Birtha) or Sackville-Lawry and Morland- | 24 |
| West, at the Auspice for the Living,Bonnybrook, by the river | 25 |
| and A. Briggs Carlisle, guardian of the birdsmaids and deputil- | 26 |
| iser for groom. Pontifical mess. Or (soddenly) Schott, furtivfired | 27 |
| by the riots. No flies. Agreest? | 28 |
    Mayhem. Also loans through the post. With or without | 29 |
| security. Everywhere. Any amount. Mofsovitz, swampstakers, | 30 |
| purely providential. | 31 |
    Flood's. The pinkman, the squeeze, the pint with the kick. | 32 |
| Gaa. And then the punch to Gaelicise it. Fox. The lady with the | 33 |
| lamp. The boy in the barleybag. The old man on his ars. Great | 34 |
| Scrapp! 'Tis we and you and ye and me and hymns and hurts and | 35 |
| heels and shields. The eirest race, the ourest nation, the airest place | 36 |