| Quinnigan's Quake! Stump! His producers are they not his con- | 1 |
| sumers? Your exagmination round his factification for incam- | 2 |
| ination of a warping process. Declaim! | 3 |
    Arra irrara hirrara man, weren't they arriving in clansdes- | 4 |
| tinies for the Imbandiment of Ad Regias Agni Dapes, fogabawlers | 5 |
| and panhibernskers, after the crack and the lean years, scalpjaggers | 6 |
| and houthhunters, like the messicals of the great god, a scarlet | 7 |
| trainful, the Twoedged Petrard, totalling, leggats and prelaps, in | 8 |
| their aggregate ages two and thirty plus undecimmed centries | 9 |
| of them with insiders, extraomnes and tuttifrutties allcunct, from | 10 |
| Rathgar, Rathanga, Rountown and Rush, from America Avenue | 11 |
| and Asia Place and the Affrian Way and Europa Parade and be- | 12 |
| sogar the wallies of Noo Soch Wilds and from Vico, Mespil | 13 |
| Rock and Sorrento, for the lure of his weal and the fear of his | 14 |
| oppidumic, to his salon de espera in the keel of his kraal, like | 15 |
| lodes of ores flocking fast to Mount Maximagnetic, afeerd he was | 16 |
| a gunner but affaird to stay away, Merrionites, Dumstdumb- | 17 |
| drummers, Luccanicans, Ashtoumers, Batterysby Parkes and | 18 |
| Krumlin Boyards, Phillipsburgs, Cabraists and Finglossies, | 19 |
| Ballymunites, Raheniacs and the bettlers of Clontarf, for to con- | 20 |
| template in manifest and pay their firstrate duties before the both | 21 |
| of him, twelve stone a side, with their Thieve le Roué! and their | 22 |
| Shvr yr Thrst! and their Uisgye ad Inferos! and their Usque ad | 23 |
| Ebbraios! at and in the licensed boosiness primises of his del- | 24 |
| hightful bazar and reunited magazine hall, by the magazine wall, | 25 |
| Hosty's and Co, Exports, for his five hundredth and sixtysixth | 26 |
| borthday, the grand old Magennis Mor, Persee and Rahli, taker | 27 |
| of the tributes, their Rinseky Poppakork and Piowtor the Grape, | 28 |
| holding Dunker's durbar, boot kings and indiarubber umpires | 29 |
| and shawhs from paisley and muftis in muslim and sultana | 30 |
| reiseines and jordan almonders and a row of jam sahibs and a | 31 |
| odd principeza in her pettedcoat and the queen of knight's clubs | 32 |
| and the claddagh ringleaders and the two salaames and the Halfa | 33 |
| Ham and the Hanzas Khan with two fat Maharashers and the | 34 |
| German selver geyser and he polished up, protemptible, tintanam- | 35 |
| bulating to himsilf so silfrich, and there was J. B. Dunlop, the | 36 |