| when closehended together behind locked doors, kissing steadily, | 1 |
| (malbongusta, it's not the thing you know!) with the calfloving | 2 |
| selfseeker, under the influence of woman, inching up to you, dis- | 3 |
| arranging your modesties and fumbling with his forte paws in your | 4 |
| bodice after your billy doos twy as a first go off (take care, would | 5 |
| you stray and split on me!) and going on doing his idiot every | 6 |
| time you gave him his chance to get thick and play pigglywiggly, | 7 |
| making much of you, bilgetalking like a ditherer, gougouzoug, | 8 |
| about your glad neck and the round globe and the white milk and | 9 |
| the red raspberries (O horrifier!) and prying down furthermore to | 10 |
| chance his lucky arm with his pregnant questions up to our past | 11 |
| lives. What has that caught to sing with him? The next fling | 12 |
| you'll be squitting on the Tubber Nakel, pouring pitchers to the | 13 |
| well for old Gloatsdane's glorification and the postequities of | 14 |
| the Black Watch, peeping private from the Bush and Rangers. | 15 |
| And our local busybody, talker-go-bragk. Worse again! Off of | 16 |
| that praying fan on to them priars! It would be a whorable state | 17 |
| of affairs altogether for the redcolumnists of presswritten epics, | 18 |
| Peter Paragraph and Paulus Puff, (I'm keepsoaking them to cover | 19 |
| my concerts) to get ahold of for their balloons and shoot you | 20 |
| private by surprise, considering the marriage slump that's on this | 21 |
| oil age and pulexes three shillings a pint and wives at six and | 22 |
| seven when domestic calamities belame par and newlaids bellow | 23 |
| mar for the twenty twotoosent time thwealthy took thousands | 24 |
| in the slack march of civilisation were you, becoming guilty of | 25 |
| unleckylike intoxication to have and to hold, to pig and to pay | 26 |
| direct connection, qua intervener,with a prominent married member | 27 |
| of the vicereeking squad and,in consequence of the therein- | 28 |
| under subpenas,be flummoxed to the second degree by becoming a | 29 |
| detestificated companykeeper on the dammymonde of Luca- | 30 |
| lamplight. Anything but that, for the fear and love of gold! Once | 31 |
| and for all, I'll have no college swankies (you see, I am well | 32 |
| voiced in love's arsenal and all its overtures from collion boys | 33 |
| to colleen bawns so I have every reason to know that rogues' | 34 |
| gallery of nightbirds and bitchfanciers, lucky duffs and light | 35 |
| lindsays, haughty hamiltons and gay gordons, dosed, doctored | 36 |