| occasion of the happy escape, for a crowning of pot valiance, | 1 |
| this regional platter, benjamin of bouillis, with a spolish olive to | 2 |
| middlepoint its zaynith, was marrying itself (porkograso!) ere- | 3 |
| busqued very deluxiously with a bottle of Phenice-Bruerie '98, | 4 |
| followed for second nuptials by a Piessporter, Grand Cur, of | 5 |
| both of which cherished tablelights (though humble the bounquet | 6 |
| 'tis a leaman's farewell) he obdurately sniffed the cobwebcrusted | 7 |
| corks. | 8 |
| Our cad's bit of strife (knee Bareniece Maxwelton) with a quick | 9 |
| ear for spittoons (as the aftertale hath it) glaned up as usual with | 10 |
| dumbestic husbandry (no persicks and armelians for thee, Pome- | 11 |
| ranzia!) but, slipping the clav in her claw, broke of the matter | 12 |
| among a hundred and eleven others in her usual curtsey (how | 13 |
| faint these first vhespers womanly are, a secret pispigliando, amad | 14 |
| the lavurdy den of their manfolker!) the next night nudge one | 15 |
| as was Hegesippus over a hup a ' chee, her eys dry and small and | 16 |
| speech thicklish because he appeared a funny colour like he | 17 |
| couldn't stood they old hens no longer, to her particular reverend, | 18 |
| the director, whom she had been meaning in her mind primarily | 19 |
| to speak with (hosch, intra! jist a timblespoon!) trusting, between | 20 |
| cuppled lips and annie lawrie promises (mighshe never have | 21 |
| Esnekerry pudden come Hunanov for her pecklapitschens!) that | 22 |
| the gossiple so delivered in his epistolear, buried teatoastally in | 23 |
| their Irish stew would go no further than his jesuit's cloth, yet | 24 |
| (in vinars venitas! volatiles valetotum!) it was this overspoiled | 25 |
| priest Mr Browne, disguised as a vincentian, who, when seized | 26 |
| of the facts, was overheard, in his secondary personality as a | 27 |
Nolan and underreared, poul soul, by accident if, that is, the | 28 |
| incident it was an accident for here the ruah of Ecclectiastes | 29 |
of Hippo outpuffs the writress of Havvah-ban-Annah to | 30 |
| pianissime a slightly varied version of Crookedribs confidentials, | 31 |
| (what Mere Aloyse said but for Jesuphine's sake !) hands between | 32 |
| hahands, in fealty sworn (my bravor best! my fraur!) and, to the | 33 |
| strains of The Secret of Her Birth, hushly pierce the rubiend | 34 |
| aurellum of one Philly Thurnston, a layteacher of rural science | 35 |
| and orthophonethics of a nearstout figure and about the middle | 36 |