| war moans, special sighs, longsufferings of longstanding, ahs ohs | 1 |
| ouis sis jas jos gias neys thaws sos, yeses and yeses and yeses, to | 2 |
| which, if one has the stomach to add the breakages, upheavals | 3 |
| distortions, inversions of all this chambermade music one stands, | 4 |
| given a grain of goodwill, a fair chance of actually seeing the | 5 |
| whirling dervish, Tumult, son of Thunder, self exiled in upon | 6 |
| his ego,a nightlong a shaking betwixtween white or reddr haw- | 7 |
| rors, noondayterrorised to skin and bone by an ineluctable phan- | 8 |
| tom (may the Shaper have mercery on him !) writing the mystery | 9 |
| of himsel in furniture. | 10 |
| Of course our low hero was a self valeter by choice of need so | 11 |
| up he got up whatever is meant by a stourbridge clay kitchen- | 12 |
| ette and lithargogalenu fowlhouse for the sake of akes (the | 13 |
| umpple does not fall very far from the dumpertree) which the | 14 |
| moromelodious jigsmith, in defiance of the Uncontrollable Birth | 15 |
| Preservativation (Game and Poultry) Act, playing lallaryrook | 16 |
| cookerynook, by the dodginess of his lentern, brooled and cocked | 17 |
| and potched in an athanor, whites and yolks and yilks and whotes | 18 |
| to the frulling fredonnance of Mas blanca que la blanca hermana | 19 |
| and Amarilla, muy bien, with cinnamon and locusts and wild bees- | 20 |
| wax and liquorice and Carrageen moss and blaster of Barry's and | 21 |
| Asther's mess and Huster's micture and Yellownan's embrocation | 22 |
| and Pinkingtone's patty and stardust and sinner's tears, acuredent | 23 |
| to Sharadan's Art of Panning, chanting, for all regale to the like | 24 |
| of the legs he left behind with Litty fun Letty fan Leven, his | 25 |
| cantraps of fermented words, abracadabra calubra culorum, (his | 26 |
| oewfs à la Madame Gabrielle de l'Eglise, his avgs à la Mistress | 27 |
| B. de B. Meinfelde, his eiers Usquadmala à la pomme de ciel, | 28 |
| his uoves, oves and uves à la Sulphate de Soude, his ochiuri | 29 |
| sowtay sowmmonay a la Monseigneur, his soufflosion of oogs | 30 |
| with somekat on toyast à la Mère Puard, his Poggadovies alla | 31 |
| Fenella, his Frideggs à la Tricarême) in what was meant for a | 32 |
| closet (Ah ho! If only he had listened better to the four masters | 33 |
| that infanted him Father Mathew and Le Père Noble and Pastor | 34 |
| Lucas and Padre Aguilar | 35 |
| Ah ho!) His costive Satan's antimonian manganese limolitmious | 36 |