| plight or, played fox and lice, pricking and dropping hips teeth, | 1 |
| or wringing his handcuffs for peace, the blind blighter, praying | 2 |
| Dieuf and Domb Nostrums foh thomethinks to eath; if he | 3 |
| weapt while he leapt and guffalled quith a quhimper, made cold | 4 |
| blood a blue mundy and no bones without flech, taking kiss, | 5 |
| kake or kick with a suck, sigh or simper, a diffle to larn and a | 6 |
| dibble to lech; if the fain shinner pegged you to shave his im- | 7 |
| martial, wee skillmustered shoul with his ooh, hoodoodoo! brok- | 8 |
| ing wind that to wiles, woemaid sin he was partial, we don't | 9 |
| think, Jones, we'd care to this evening, would you? | 10 |
|     Answer: No, blank ye! So you think I have impulsivism? Did | 11 |
| they tell you I am one of the fortysixths? And I suppose you | 12 |
| heard I had a wag on my ears? And I suppose they told you too | 13 |
| that my roll of life is not natural? But before proceeding to con- | 14 |
| clusively confute this begging question it would be far fitter for | 15 |
| you, if you dare! to hasitate to consult with and consequentially | 16 |
| attempt at my disposale of the same dime-cash problem elsewhere | 17 |
| naturalistically of course, from the blinkpoint of so eminent a | 18 |
| spatialist. From it you will here notice, Schott, upon my for the | 19 |
| first remarking you that the sophology of Bitchson while driven | 20 |
| as under by a purely dime-dime urge is not without his cashcash | 21 |
| characktericksticks, borrowed for its nonce ends from the fiery | 22 |
| goodmother Miss Fortune (who the lost time we had the pleasure | 23 |
| we have had our little recherché brush with, what, Schott?) and | 24 |
| as I further could have told you as brisk as your D.B.C. beha- | 25 |
| viouristically pailleté with a coat of homoid icing which is in | 26 |
| reality only a done by chance ridiculisation of the whoo-whoo | 27 |
| and where's hairs theorics of Winestain. To put it all the more | 28 |
| plumbsily. The speechform is a mere sorrogate. Whilst the qua- | 29 |
| lity and tality (I shall explex what you ought to mean by this with | 30 |
| its proper when and where and why and how in the subsequent | 31 |
| sentence) are alternativomentally harrogate and arrogate, as the | 32 |
| gates may be. | 33 |
|     Talis is a word often abused by many passims (I am working | 34 |
| out a quantum theory about it for it is really most tantumising | 35 |
| state of affairs). A pessim may frequent you to say: Have you been | 36 |