| thoroughgoing trotty the first down Spanish Place, Mayo I make, | 1 |
| Tuam I take, Sligo's sleek but Galway's grace. Holy eel and | 2 |
| Sainted Salmon, chucking chub and ducking dace, Rodiron's not | 3 |
| your aequal! says she, leppin half the lane. abcd) A bell a bell on | 4 |
| Shalldoll Steepbell, ond be'll go massplon pristmoss speople, | 5 |
| Shand praise gon ness our fayst moan neople, our prame Shan- | 6 |
| deepen, pay name muy feepence, moy nay non Aequallllllll! | 7 |
| 5. Whad slags of a loughladd would retten smuttyflesks,empt- | 8 |
| out old mans, melk vitious geit, scareoff jackinjills fra tiddle | 9 |
| anding, smoothpick waste papish pastures, insides man outsiders | 10 |
| angell, sprink dirted water around village, newses, tobaggon and | 11 |
| sweeds, plain general kept, louden on the kirkpeal, foottreats | 12 |
| given to malafides, outshriek hyelp hyelf nor his hair efter | 13 |
| buggelawrs, might underhold three barnets, putzpolish crotty | 14 |
| bottes, nightcoover all fireglims, serve's time till baass, grind- | 15 |
| stone his kniveses, fullest boarded, lewd man of the method of | 16 |
| godliness, perchance he nieows and thans sits in the spoorwaggen, | 17 |
| X.W.C.A. on Z.W.C.U., Doorsteps, Limited, or Baywindaws | 18 |
| Bros swobber preferred. Walther Clausetter's and Sons with the | 19 |
| H. E. Chimneys' Company to not skreve, will, on advices, be | 20 |
| bacon or stable hand, must begripe fullstandingly irers' langurge, | 21 |
| jublander or northquain bigger prefurred, all duties, kine rights, | 22 |
| family fewd, outings fived, may get earnst, no get combitsch, | 23 |
| profusional drinklords to please obstain, he is fatherlow soun- | 24 |
| digged inmoodmined pershoon but aleconnerman, nay, that must | 25 |
| he isn't? | 26 |
| Answer: Pore ole Joe! | 27 |
| 6. What means the saloon slogan Summon In The House- | 28 |
| sweep Dinah? | 29 |
| Answer: Tok. Galory bit of the sales of Cloth nowand I have | 30 |
| to beeswax the bringing in all the claub of the porks to us how I | 31 |
| thawght I knew his stain on the flower if me ask and can could | 32 |
| speak and he called by me midden name Tik. I am your honey | 33 |
| honeysugger phwhtphwht tha Bay and who bruk the dandleass | 34 |
| and who seen the blackcullen jam for Tomorrha's big pickneck | 35 |
| I hope it'll pour prais the Climate of all Ireland I heard the | 36 |