| affect, as singsing so Salaman susuing to swittvitles while as un- | 1 |
| bluffingly blurtubruskblunt as an Esra, the cat, the cat's meeter, | 2 |
| the meeter's cat's wife, the meeter's cat's wife's half better, the | 3 |
| meeter's cat's wife's half better's meeter, and so back to our | 4 |
| horses, for we also know, what we have perused from the pages | 5 |
| of I Was A Gemral, that Showting up of Bulsklivism by 'Schot- | 6 |
| tenboum', that Father Michael about this red time of the white | 7 |
| terror equals the old regime and Margaret is the social revolution | 8 |
| while cakes mean the party funds and dear thank you signifies | 9 |
| national gratitude. In fine, we have heard, as it happened, of | 10 |
| Spartacus intercellular. We are not corknered yet,dead hand! | 11 |
| We can recall, with voluntears, the froggy jew, and sweeter far | 12 |
| 'twere now westhinks in Dumbil's fair city ere one more year is | 13 |
| o'er. We tourned our coasts to the good gay tunes. When from | 14 |
| down swords the sea merged the oldowth guns and answer made | 15 |
| the bold O' Dwyer. But. Est modest in verbos. Let a prostitute | 16 |
| be whoso stands before a door and winks or parks herself in the | 17 |
| fornix near a makeussin wall (sinsin! sinsin!) and the curate one | 18 |
| who brings strong waters (gingin! gingin!), but also, and dinna | 19 |
| forget, that there is many asleeps between someathome's first | 20 |
| and moreinausland's last and that the beautiful presence of wait- | 21 |
| ing kates will until life's (!) be more than enough to make any | 22 |
| milkmike in the language of sweet tarts punch hell's hate into his | 23 |
| twin nicky and that Maggy's tea, or your majesty, if heard as a | 24 |
| boost from a born gentleman is (?). For if the lingo gasped between | 25 |
| kicksheets, however basically English, were to be preached from | 26 |
| the mouths of wickerchurchwardens and metaphysicians in the | 27 |
| row and advokaatoes, allvoyous, demivoyelles, languoaths, les- | 28 |
| biels, dentelles, gutterhowls and furtz, where would their prac- | 29 |
| tice be or where the human race itself were the Pythagorean ses- | 30 |
| quipedalia of the panepistemion, however apically Volapucky, | 31 |
| grunted and gromwelled, ichabod, habakuk, opanoff, uggamyg, | 32 |
| hapaxle, gomenon, ppppfff, over country stiles, behind slated | 33 |
| dwellinghouses, down blind lanes, or, when all fruit fails, under | 34 |
| some sacking left on a coarse cart? | 35 |
| So hath been, love: tis tis: and will be: till wears and tears and | 36 |