This book is for Larry Niven, a good
friend who believes that time travel is
impossible. He's probably right.

Oh wad some power the giftie gie us
To see oursels as others see us!
It was frae monie a blunder free us,
An foolish notion.
—Robert Burns
To a Louse, stanza 8
*	*    *
In the box was a belt. And a manuscript.
*	*    *
I hadn't seen Uncle Jim in months.
He looked terrible. Shrunken. His skin hung in
wrinkled folds, his complexion was gray, and he was thin
and stooped. He seemed to have aged ten years. Twenty.
The last time I'd seen him, we were almost the same
height. Now I realized I was taller.
"Uncle Jim!" I said. "Are you all right?"	
He shook off my arm. "I'm fine, Danny. Just a little
tired, that's all." He came into my apartment. His gait
was no longer a stride, now just a shuffle. He lowered
himself to the couch with a sigh.
"Can I get you anything?"
He shook his head. "No, I don't have that much
time. We have some important business to take care of
How old are you, boy?" He peered at me carefully.
"Huh—? I'm nineteen. You know that."
"Ah." He seemed to find that satisfactory. "Good. I
was afraid I was too early, you looked so young—" He
stopped himself. "How are you doing in school?"
"Fine." I said it noncommittally. The university was
a bore, but Uncle Jim was paying me to attend. Four
hundred dollars a week, plus my apartment and my car.
And an extra hundred a week for keeping my nose clean.
"You don't like it though, do you?"
I said, "No, I don't." Why try to tell him I did? He'd
know it for the lie it was.
"You want to drop out?"
I shrugged. "I could live without it."
"Yes, you could." he agreed. He looked like he
wanted to say something else, but stopped himself in-
stead. "I won't give you the lecture on the value of an
education. You'll find it out for yourself in time. And be-
sides, there are other ways to learn." He coughed; his
whole chest rattled. He was so thin. "Do you know how
much you're worth right now?"
"No. How much?"
He pursed his lips thoughtfully; the wrinkled skin
folded and unfolded. "One hundred and forty-three mil-
lion dollars."
I whistled. "You're kidding."
"I'm not kidding."
"That's a lot of money."
"It's been properly handled."
One hundred and forty-three million dollars—!
"Where is it now?" I asked. Stupid question.
"In stocks, bonds, properties. Things like that."
"I can't touch it then, can I?"
He looked at me and smiled. "I keep forgetting,
Danny, how impatient you were—are." He corrected
himself, then looked across at me; his gaze wavered
slightly. "You don't need it right now, do you?"
I thought about it. One hundred and forty-three
million dollars. Even if they delivered it in fifties, the
apartment wasn't that big. "No, I guess not."
"Then we'll leave it where it is," he said. "But it's
your money. If you need it, you can have it."
One hundred and forty-three million dollars. What
would I do with it—what couldn't I do with it? I had
known my parents had left me a little money, but—
One hundred and forty-three million—/
I found I was having trouble swallowing.
"I thought it was in trust until I was twenty-five," I
said.
"No," he corrected. "It's for me to administer for you
until you're ready for it. You can have it any time you
want."
"I'm not so sure I want it," I said slowly. "No—I
mean, of course, I want it! It's just that—" How to ex-
plain? I had visions of myself trapped in a big mansion
surrounded by butlers and bodyguards whose sole duty
was to make sure that I dusted the stacks of bills every
morning. One hundred and forty-three million dollars.
Even in hundreds, it would fill several closets. "I'm
doing okay on five hundred a week," I said, "All that
more—"
"Five hundred a week?" Uncle Jim frowned. Then,
"Yes, I keep forgetting—There's been so much—Danny,
I'm going to increase your allowance to two thousand
dollars a week, but I want you to do something to earn
it."
"Sure," I said, delighted in spite of myself This was
a sum of money I could understand. (One hundred and
forty-three million—I wasn't sure there was that much
money in the world; but two thousand dollars, yes, I
could count to two thousand.) "What do I have to do?"
"Keep a diary."
"A diary?"
"That's right."
"You mean write things down in a black book every
day? Dear diary, today I kissed a girl and all that kind of
stuff?"
"Not exactly. I want you to record the things that
seem important to you. Type out a few pages every day,
that's all. You can record specific incidents or just make
general comments about anything worth recording. All I
want is your guarantee that you'll add something to it
every day—or let's say at least once a week. I know how
you get careless sometimes."
"And you want to read it—?" I started to ask.
"Oh, no, no, no—" he said hastily. "I just want to
know that you're keeping it up. You won't have to show it
to me. Or anyone. It's your diary. What you do with it or
make of it is up to you."
My mind was working—two thousand dollars a
week. "Can I use a dictation machine and a secretary?"
He shook his head. "It has to be a personal diary,
Danny. That's the whole purpose of it. If it has to pass
through someone else's hands, you might be inhibited. I
want you to be honest." He straightened up where he
sat, and for a moment he looked like the Uncle Jim I
remembered, tall and strong. "Don't play any games,
Danny. Be truthful in your diary. If you're not, you'll
only cheat yourself. And put down everything—every-
thing that seems important to you."
"Everything," I repeated dumbly.
He nodded. There was a lot of meaning in that nod.
"All right," I said. "But why?"
"Why?" He looked at me. "You'll find out when you
write it."
As usual, he was right.
*	*    *
I'm not fooled. Uncle Jim is trying to teach me
something. This isn't the first time he's thrown me into
the deep end of the pool.
*	*    *
Okay, this is it. At least this is today’s answer:
There's a point beyond which money is redundant.
This is not something I discovered just this week.
I've suspected it for a long time.
Five hundred dollars a week "spending money"
(—like what else are you going to do with it?—) gives a
person a considerable amount of freedom to do whatever
he wants. Within limits, of course—but those limits are
wide enough to be not very restricting. Increase them to
two thousand dollars a week and you don't feel them at
all. The difference isn't that much. Not really.
Okay, so I bought some new clothes and records and
a couple of other fancy toys I'd had my eye on, but I'd
already gotten used to having as much money as I'd
needed (or wanted), so having that much more in my
pocket didn't make that much more difference.
I just had to start wearing bigger pockets, that's all.
Well—
I like to travel too. Usually, about once or twice a
month I'd fly up to San Francisco for the weekend, or
something like that. Palm Springs, Santa Barbara, New-
port, San Diego. Follow the sun, that's me.
Since Uncle Jim increased my allowance, I've been
to Acapulco, New York, and the Grand Bahamas. And
I'm thinking about Europe. But it's not all that fun to
travel alone—and nobody I know can afford to come
along with me.
So I find I'm staying home just as much as before.
I could buy things if I wanted—but I've never cared
much about owning things. They need to be dusted. Be-
sides, I have what I need.
Hell, I have what I want—and that's a lot more than
what I need. I have everything I want now.
Big deal.
I think it's a bore.
*	*   *
So that's what Uncle Jim wanted to teach me.
Money isn't everything. In fact, it isn't anything. It's just
paper and metal that we trade for other things.
I knew that already; but it's one thing to know it
theoretically; it’s another thing to know it from experi-
ence.
Okay. So, if money isn't anything, what is?
*	*    *
I didn't exactly drop out of the university—I just
sort of faded away.
It was a bore.
I found I had less and less to say to my classmates. I
call them my classmates because I'm not sure they were
ever my friends. We weren't talking on the same levels.
Typical conversation: "—can I borrow five bucks, is
she a good lay, does anyone know where I can score a lid,
can you spare a quarter, did you hear what he said in
class, I couldn't get my car running, do you know anyone
who's had her, my ten o'clock class is a bitch, lend me a
buck willya, what're we gonna do this weekend—"
They couldn't sympathize with my problems either.
"Problems? With two thousand dollars a week,
who's got problems?"
Me.
I think.
I know something is wrong—I'm not happy. I wish I
knew why.
*	*    *
I wish the other shoe would drop. Okay, Uncle Jim.
I got it about the money. Where's the rest of the lesson?
*	*    *
I think I will tell this exactly as it happened and try
to do it without crying. If I can.
Uncle Jim is dead.
I got the phone call at eleven this morning. It was
one of the lawyers from his company, Biggs or Briggs or
something like that. He said, "Daniel Eakins?"
I said, "Yes?"
He said, "This is Jonathan Biggs-or-Briggs-or-some-
thing-like-that and I have some bad news for you about
your uncle."
"My—uncle—" I must have wavered. Everything
seemed made of ice.
The man was trying to be gentle. And not doing a
very good job of it. He said, "He was found this morning
by his maid—"
"He's . . . dead?"
I’m sorry. Yes.
Dead? Uncle Jim?
"How—? I mean—"
"He just didn't wake up. He was a very old man."
Old?
No. It couldn't be. I wouldn't accept it. Uncle Jim
was immortal.
"We thought that you, as next of kin, would like to
supervise the funeral arrangements—"
Funeral arrangements?
"—on the other hand, we realize your distress at a
time like this, so we've taken the liberty of—"
Dead? Uncle Jim?
The telephone was still making noises. I hung up.
*   *   *
The funeral was a horror. Some idiot had decided on
an open-casket ceremony, "so the deceased's family and
friends might see him one more time."
Family and friends. Meaning me. And the lawyers.
No one else.
I was surprised at that. And a little disappointed. I'd
thought Uncle Jim was well known and popular. But
there was nobody there—apparently I was the only one
who cared.
Uncle Jim looked like hell. They had rouged his
cheeks in a sickly effort to make him look like he was
only asleep. It didn't work; it didn't disguise the fact that
he was a shriveled and tired old hulk. I must have stared
in horror. If he had seemed shrunken the last time I had
seen him, today he looked absolutely emaciated. Used
up.
No. Uncle Jim wasn't in that casket. That was just a
piece of dead meat. Whatever it was that had made it
Uncle Jim, that was gone—this empty old husk was
nothing.
I bawled like a baby anyway.
The lawyers drove me home. I was moving like a
zombie.
Everything seemed so damnably the same—it had
all happened too fast, I hadn't had time to realize what it
might mean, and now here was some dark-suited
stranger sitting in my living room and trying to tell me
that things were going to be different.
Different—? Without Uncle Jim, how could they be
the same?
Biggs – or – Briggs – or – something – like - that shuffled
some papers and managed to look both embarrassed and
sorrowful.
I said, "I think I have some idea. I spoke with Uncle
Jim a few weeks ago."
"Ah, good," he said. "Then we can settle this a lot
easier." He hesitated. "Dan—Daniel, your uncle died
indigent." I must have looked puzzled. He added, "That
means poor."
"What?" I blurted. "Now, wait a minute—that's not
what he told me—"
"Eh? What did he tell you?"
I thought back. No, the lawyer was right. Uncle Jim
hadn't said a word about his own money. Carefully, I ex-
plained, "Uncle Jim said that I had a bit of money . . .
and he was supposed to administer it. So naturally, I as-
sumed that he had some of his own—or that he was tak-
ing a fee—"
Biggs-or-Briggs shook his head. "Your uncle was
taking a fee," he said, "but it was only a token. You
haven't got that much yourself."
"How much?" I asked.
"A little less than six thousand."
"Huh?"
"Actually, it's about five thousand nine hundred and
something. I don't remember the exact amount." He
shuffled papers in his briefcase.
I stared at him. "What happened to the hundred
and forty-three million?"
He blinked. "I beg your pardon—?"
I felt like a fool, but repeated, "A hundred and forty-
three million dollars. Uncle Jim said that I had a hundred
and forty-three million dollars. What happened to that?"
"A hundred and forty-three mill—" He pushed his
glasses back onto his nose. "Uh, Mr. Eakins, you have six
thousand dollars. That's all. I don't know where you got
the idea that you had anything like—"
I explained patiently, "My Uncle Jim sat there, right
where you're sitting now, and told me that I was worth
one hundred and forty-three million dollars and that I
could have it any time I wanted." I fixed him with what I
hoped was my fiercest look. "Now, where is it?"
It didn't faze him at all. Instead he put on his I'd-
better-humor-him expression. "Now, Daniel—Dan, I
think you can understand that when a person gets old,
his mind starts to get a little—well, funny. Your Uncle
Jim may have told you that you were rich—he may even
have believed it himself! but—"
"My Uncle Jim was not senile," I said. My voice was
cold. "He may have been sick, but when I saw him, his
mind was as clear as—as mine."
Biggs-or-Briggs looked like he wanted to reply to
that, but didn't. Probably he was reminding himself that
we'd just come from a funeral and I couldn't be expected
to be entirely rational. "Well," he said. "The fact remains
that all you have in the accounts that we're administering
is six thousand dollars. To tell the truth, we were a little
concerned with the way you've been spending these past
few weeks—but your explanation clears that up. There's
been a terrible misunderstanding—"
"Yes, there has. I want to see your books. When my
parents died, their money was put in trust for me. It
couldn't all be gone by now."
"Mr. Eakins—" he said. I could see that he was forc-
ing himself to be gentle. "I don't know anything about
your parents. It was your Uncle Jim who set up your
trust fund, nineteen and a half years ago. He hasn't
added to it since; that hasn't been necessary. His inten-
tion was to provide you with enough money to see you to
your twenty-first birthday." He cleared his throat apolo-
getically. "We almost made it. If he hadn't instructed us
to increase your allowance two months ago, we probably
could have made it stretch—"
I was feeling a little ill. This lawyer was making
too much sense. When I thought of the spending
I'd been doing—ouch! I didn't want to think about it.
Of course, I hadn't spent it all—I hadn't been try-
ing. I started going over in my mind how much I might
have left in cash and in my checking account. Not that
much, after all. Maybe a few hundred.
And six thousand left in trust. No hundred and
forty-three million—
But Uncle Jim had said—
I stopped and thought about it. If I'd really been
worth a hundred and forty-three million dollars, would I
have grown up the way I did? Brought up by a trained
governess in Uncle Jim's comfortable—but not very
big—San Fernando Valley home, sent to public schools
and the State University? Uh-uh. Not likely.
If I'd been worth that big a pile, I'd have been
fawned over, drooled over, and protected every day of my
life. I would have had nurses and private tutors and val-
ets and chauffeurs. I would have had butlers for my
butlers. I would have had my own pony, my own yacht,
my own set of full-size trains. I would have had my pick
of any college in the country. In the world. I would have
been spoiled rotten.
I looked around my three-hundred-dollar-a-month
apartment. There was no evidence here that I was
spoiled rotten.
Well . . . not to the tune of a hundred and forty-
three million dollars.
You can get spoiled on five hundred a week, but
that's a far cry from butlers for your butlers.
Ouch. And ouch again.
I'd thought I'd never have to worry about money in
my life. Now I was wondering if I would make it to the
end of the year.
"—of course," Biggs-or-Briggs was mumbling, "if
you still feel you want to check our books, by all means—
we don't want there to be any misunderstandings or
hard feelings—"
"Yeah . . ."I waved it off. "I'll call you. There's no
hurry. I believe you, I guess." Maybe Uncle Jim hadn't
been thinking straight that day. The more I thought
about it, the odder his behavior seemed.
Oh, Uncle Jim! How could you have become so ad-
dled? A hundred and forty-three million!
I wasn't sure whom I felt sorriest for, him or me.
The lawyer was still talking. "—Now, of course,
you're not responsible for any of his financial liabilities,
and they aren't that much anyway. The company will
probably cover them—"
"Wasn't there any insurance?" I blurted suddenly.
"Eh? No, I'm sorry. Your uncle didn't believe in it.
We tried to talk to him about it many times, but he never
paid any attention."
I shrugged and let him go on. That was just like my
Uncle Jim. Even he believed he was immortal.
"You're entitled to his personal effects and—"
"No, I don't want them."
"—there is one item he specifically requested you to
have."
"What?"
"It's a package. Nobody's to open it but you."
"Well, where is it?"
"It's in the trunk of my car. If you'll just sign this
receipt—"
*    *    *
I waited until after what's-his-name had left. What-
ever it was in the box, Uncle Jim had intended it for me
alone. I hefted it carefully. Perhaps this was the hundred
and forty-three million—
I wondered—could you put that much money into a
box this small?
Maybe it was in million-dollar bills, one hundred
and forty-three of them. (I don't know—do they even
print million-dollar bills?)
No, that couldn't be. Could you imagine trying to
cash one? I shuddered. Uh-uh, Uncle Jim wouldn't do
that to me. . . . Well, let's see, maybe it was in ten-thou-
sand-dollar bills. (That would be fourteen thousand,
three hundred of them.) No, the box was too light—
If it was my fortune, it would have to be in some
other form than banknotes. Rare postage stamps? Pre-
cious gems? Maybe—but I couldn't imagine a hundred
and forty-three million dollars' worth of them, at least not
in this box. It was too small.
There was only one way to find out. Tripped away
the heavy brown wrapping paper and fumbled off the
top.
It was a belt.
A black leather belt. With a stainless-steel plate for
a buckle.
A belt.
I almost didn't feel like taking it out of the box. I felt
like a kid at Santa Claus's funeral.
This was Uncle Jim's legacy?
I took it out. It wasn't a bad-looking belt—in fact, it
was quite handsome. I wondered what I could wear it
with—almost anything actually; it was just a simple
black belt. It had a peculiar feel to it though; the leather
flexed like an eel, as if it were alive and had an electric
backbone running through it. The buckle too; it seemed
heavier than it looked, and—well, have you ever tried to
move the axis of a gyroscope? The torque resists your
pressure. The belt buckle felt like that.
I looped it around my waist to see what it would
look like. Not bad, but I had belts I liked better. I started
to put it back in the box when it popped open in my
hand. The buckle did.
I looked at the buckle more closely. What had
looked like a single plate of stainless steel was actually
two pieces hinged together at the bottom, so that when
you were wearing the belt you could open it up and read
the display on the inside of the front. It was a luminous
panel covered with numbers.
Great. Just what I needed. A digital belt buckle.
Clock, calculator, and musical synthesizer all in one. And
wasn't that just like Uncle Jim. He loved these kinds of
toys.
But the only thing that looked like a trademark said
TIMEBELT. Everything else was display. Two of the
rows of numbers kept flickering, changing to keep track
of the tenths of seconds, the seconds, and the minutes.
Also indicated were the hours, the day, the month, the
year—
Not bad, but I already had a watch and that was
good enough. Besides, this seemed such a silly idea,
putting a clock in a belt buckle. You'd feel embarrassed
every time you opened it.
Fine. I had the worlds only belt buckle that told the
time. I started to close it up again—
Wait a minute—not so fast. There were too many
numbers on that dial.
There were four rows of numbers, and a row of
lights and some lettering. The whole thing looked like
this:

[clr]            Wednesday            [act] 	
AD    1975    May   21    13:06.43.09 	
J   00    0000    000   00    00:00.00.00   F
0000000000000000000000000
T   AD     1975     May    21     13:06.43.09   B 	
AD    1975    May   16    17:30.00.00 	
[hol]            TIMEBELT             [ret] 	
Odd. What were all those numbers for?
The date on the bottom, for instance: March 16,
1975—what was so special about that? What had hap-
pened at 5:30 on March 16?
I frowned. There was something—
I went looking for my calendar. Yes, there it was.
March 16: Uncle Jim coming at 5:30.
The date on the bottom was the last time I had seen
Uncle Jim. March 16. He had knocked on the door at
precisely 5:30.
Uncle Jim was always punctual when he made ap-
pointments. On the phone he had said he would be at
my place at 5:30—sure enough, he was. But why, two
months later, was that date so important as to still be on
his calendar belt? It didn't make sense.
And there was something else I hadn't noticed. The
other part of the buckle—the side facing the clock—was
divided into buttons. There were four rows of them, all
square and flush with each other. The top row was cut
into two; the second row, six; the third row, three; and
the bottom row, six again.
My curiosity was piqued. Now, what were all these
for?
I touched one of the top two. The letter B on the
lower right side of the panel began to glow. I touched it
again and the letter F above it winked on instead. All
right—but what did they mean?
I put the belt around my waist and fastened it. Actu-
ally, it fastened itself; the back of the clasp leaped against
the leather part and held. I mean, held. I tugged at it,
but it didn't slip. Yet I could pop it off as easily as separat-
ing two magnets. Quite a gimmick that.
The buckle was still open; I could read the numbers
on it easily. Almost automatically my hand moved to the
buttons. Yes, that was right—the buttons were a key-
board against my waist, the panel was the readout; the
whole thing was a little computer.
But what in hell was I computing?
Idly I touched some of the buttons. The panel
blinked. One of the dates changed. I pressed another
button and the center row of lights flickered. When I
pressed the first button again, a different part of the date
changed. I didn't understand it, and there was nothing
in the box except some tissue paper.
Maybe there was something on the belt itself I took
it off.
On the back of the clasp, it said:
TIMEBELT
       TEMPORAL TRANSPORT
      DEVICE
Temporal Transport Device—? Hah! They had to be
kidding.
A time machine? In a belt? Ridiculous.
And then I found the instructions.
*    *    *
The instructions were on the back of the clasp—
when I touched it lightly, the words TIMEBELT, TEM-
PORAL TRANSPORT DEVICE winked out and the first
"page" of directions appeared in their place. Every time
I tapped it after that, a new page appeared. They were
written in a land of linguistic shorthand, but they were
complete. The table of contents itself ran on for several
pages:
OPERATION OF THE TIMEBELT
Understanding
Theory and Relations
Time Tracking
The Paradox Paradox
Alternity
Discoursing
Protections
Corrections
Tangling and Excising
Excising with Records
Reluctances
Avoidances and Responsibilities
FUNCTIONS
Layout and Controls
Settings
Compound Settings
High-Order Programming
Safety Features
USAGES
Forward in Time—
By a Specific Amount
To a Particular Moment
Cautions
Backward in Time—
By a Specific Amount
To a Particular Moment
Additional Cautions
Fail-Safe Functions
Compound Jumps—
Advanced
High-Order
Compound Cautions
Distance Jumps—
Medium Range
Long Range
Ultra-Long Range
Special Cautions
Infinity Dangers
Entropy Awareness
Timeskimming—
Short Range
Long Range
Ultra-Long Range
Timestop—
Uses of the Timestop
Stopping the Present
Stopping the Past
Stopping the Future
Special Cautions on the Use of the Timestop
Multiple Jumps—
Programming
Usage
Cautions and Protections on Multiple Jumps
Emergency Jumps—
      Returns
Timestops
Timeskims
Height and Motion Compensations
(moving vehicles and temporary heights)
Other Compensations
(ordinary and specific use)
General Cautions
Summary
ACCLIMATIZATIONS
Cultures
Determinations
Languages
Clothing
Shelter
Currency
Living Patterns and Customs
Religions and Taboos
Health
Protocols
Timestop Determinations
Additional Acclimatizations
Cautions
ARTIFACTING
Transporting
Special Cases
Cautions
I was beginning to feel a little dazed—of course this
couldn't be for real. It couldn't be. . . .
I sat down on the couch and began reading the di-
rections in detail. They were easy to understand. There
was a great deal about the principles of operation and the
variety of uses, but I just skimmed that.
The readout panel was easy enough to understand.
The top row of numbers was the time now; the second
row was the distance you wished to travel away from it,
either forward or back; and the third row was the mo-
ment to which you were traveling, your target. The
fourth row was the moment of your last jump—that is,
when the belt had last come from. (Later I found that it
could also be the date of the next jump if you had pre-
programmed for it. Or it could be a date held in stor-
age—one that you could keep permanently set up and
jump to at a moment's decision.)
The letters F and B on the right side, of course,
stood for Forward and Back. The letters J and T on the
left side stood for Jump and Target. The lights in the
center of the panel had several functions; mostly they
indicated the belt's programming.
In each corner of the readout was a lettered square.
These were references to four buttons on the face of the
buckle itself. (I closed he buckle and looked—there
weren't any obvious buttons, but in each corner was an
area that seemed to depress with a slight click.) CLR
stood for Clear, HOL meant Hold, RET was Return, and
ACT was Activate. Each button had to be pressed twice
in rapid succession to function; that way you wouldn't
accidentally change any of your settings or send yourself
off on an unintended jaunt,
CLR was meant to clear the belt of all previous in-
structions and settings. HOL would hold any date in
storage indefinitely, or call it out again. RET would send
you back to the moment of your last jump, or to any date
locked in by HOL. ACT would do just that—act. What-
ever instructions had been programmed into the belt,
nothing would happen until ACT was pressed. Twice.
There were more instructions. There was something
called Timestop and something else called Timeskim.
According to the instructions, each was an interrupted
time jump resulting in a controlled out-of-phase rela-
tionship with the real-time universe. Because the rate of
phase congruency could be controlled, so could the per-
ceived rate of the timestream.
What that meant was that I could view events like a
motion picture film. I could speed it up and see things
happening at an ultra-fast rate via the Timeskim, or I
could slow them down—I could even freeze them al-
together with the Timestop.
The Timeskim was necessary to allow you to main-
tain your bearings over a long-range jump; you could
skim through time instead of jumping directly. The
movement of people and animals would be a blur, but
you would be able to avoid materializing inside of a
building that hadn't been there before. The Timestop
was intended to help you get your bearings after you
arrived, but before you reinserted yourself into the time-
stream, especially if you were looking for a particular
moment. With everything seemingly frozen solid, you
could find an unobserved place to appear, or you could
remain an unseen observer of the Timestopped still life.
Or you could Timeskim at the real-time rate without
being a part of real-world events, again an unseen ob-
server. I guessed that the Timestop and Timeskim were
necessary for traveling to unfamiliar eras—especially
dangerous ones.
There were other functions too, complex things that
I didn't understand yet. I decided to leave them alone
for a while. For instance, Entropy Awareness left me a
bit leery. I concentrated on the keyboard instead. If I
was going to use this thing, I'd better know how to pro-
gram it.
The top two buttons controlled Jump and Target,
Forward and Back. The second row of six controlled any
six digits of the date; the third row of three was for pro-
gramming—they determined the settings of the second
and fourth rows. The fourth row had six buttons; used in
combination with the third row, they determined ways of
using the belt. Maybe more. Each of the buttons on the
keyboard was multi-functional. What it controlled, and
how, was determined by which other buttons it was used
in combination with.
Clearly this timebelt was not a simple device. There
was a lot to learn.
*    *    *
I felt like a kid with a ten-dollar bill in a candy
store—no, like an adolescent with a hundred-dollar bill
in a brothel.
I was ready—but what should I do first?
Possibilities cascaded across my mind like a stack of
unopened presents. I was both eager and scared. My
hand was nervous as I fumbled open the buckle.
I eyed the readout plate warily. All the numbers had
been cleared and were at zero; they gazed right back at
me.
Well, lets try something simple first. I touched the
third button in the third row, setting the second row of
controls for minutes, seconds and tenths of seconds. I
tapped the first button in the second row twice: twenty
minutes. I set the top right-hand button for Forward, the
top left-hand button for Jump.
I double-checked the numbers on the panel and
closed the belt.
Now. All I had to do was tap the upper right-hand
corner of the buckle twice.
The future waited.
I swallowed once and tapped.
—POP!—
I staggered and straightened. I had forgotten about
that. The instructions had warned that there would be a
slight shock every time I jumped. It had something to do
with forcing the air out of the space you were materializ-
ing in. It wasn't bad though—I just hadn't been expect-
ing it. It was like scuffing your shoes on a rug and then
touching metal, that kind of shock, but all over your
whole body at once.
Aside from that, I had no way of proving I was in the
future.
Oh, wait. Yes, I did. I was still wearing my wrist-
watch. It said 1:43. I strode into the kitchen and looked
at the kitchen clock.
It said 2:03.
If the kitchen clock was to be believed, then the belt
was real, and I had just traveled through time. Twenty
minutes forward. Assuming the kitchen clock hadn't sud-
denly—
No! This had to be real. It was real. I had actually
done it!
I'd been sort of treating the whole thing as a game;
not even the jump-shock had convinced me. That could
have been faked by a battery in the belt. But this—I
I knew my watch and I knew that kitchen clock; they
couldn't have been faked.
I actually had a time machine. A real live, honest-
to-God working time machine.
I took a deep breath and forced myself to be calm. I
tried to force myself to be calm.
I had a time machine. A real time machine. I had
jumped twenty minutes forward. The room looked just
the same, not even the quality of the afternoon sunlight
had changed, but I knew I had jumped forward in time.
The big question was what was I going to do next?
I had to think about this—no problem, I had all the
time in the world. I giggled when I realized that.
Hmm. I knew. Suddenly I realized what I could do.
I opened the belt and reset the control for twenty-
four hours. Forward. I would pick up a copy of tomor-
row's paper, then bounce back and go to the race track
today. I would make a fortune. I would—
MIGOD! Why hadn't I realized this—?
I could be as rich as I wanted to be.
Rich—? The word lost all meaning when I realized
what I could do. Not just the race track—Las Vegas! The
stock market! Anything! There were boxing matches to
bet on and companies to invest in, new products from
the future and rare objects from the past—my head
swam with the possibilities.
I wanted to laugh. And I'd been worried about a
mere hundred and forty-three million dollars!
Uncle Jim had been right after all! I was rich! I
wanted to shout! I felt like dancing! The room twirled
with wealth and I spun with it—until I tripped over a
chair.
Still gasping and giggling, I sat up. It was too
much—too much!
Before—before I had proven that the belt really
worked—all those possibilities had been merely fan-
tasies: fun things to think about, but not taken seriously.
Now, however, they were more than possibilities. They
were probabilities. I would do them all. All of them! Be-
cause I had all the time in the world! I was hysterical
with delight. Giddy with enthusiasm—
I forced myself to stop.
Be serious now, I told myself. Let's approach this
properly. Let's think these things out; take them one at a
time—
Tomorrow. I grinned and touched the button.
—Pop!—
*    *    *
This time the shock wasn't so bad, I—
—There was somebody in the room.
Then he turned to face me.
For a moment it was like staring into a sudden mir-
ror—
"Hi," he said. "I've been waiting for you."
It was me.
I must have been staring, because he said, "Relax,
Dan—" and I jumped again.
The sound of his voice—it was my voice as I've
heard it on tape. The look in his eyes—I've seen those
eyes in the mirror. His face—it was my face—the fea-
tures, everything: the nose, short and straight; the hair,
dark brown with a hint of red and with the wave that I
can't comb out; the mouth, wide and smiling; the cheek-
bones, high and pronounced.
"You're me—" It must have sounded inane.
He was a little flustered too. He held out something
he had been holding, a newspaper. "Here," he said. "I
believe we were going to the races."
"We?"
"Well, it's no fun going alone, is it?"
"Uh—" My head was still spinning.
"It's all right," he said. "I'm you—I'm your future
self. Tomorrow you'll be me. That is, we're the same per-
son. We've just doubled back our timeline."
"Oh," I said, blinking.
He grinned with the knowledge of a joke that I
hadn't gotten yet. "Okay, let's do it this way. I'm your
twin brother."
I looked at him again; he stared unabashedly back.
He was almost delighting in my confusion, and he had
hit on one of my most secret fantasies—of course. He
couldn't help but know, he was me. When I was younger,
my greatest desire had been the impossible wish for an
identical twin—a second me, someone who understood
me, whom I could talk to and share secrets with. Some-
one who would always be there, so I would never be
alone. Someone who—
I gaped helplessly. It was all happening too fast.
He reached out and took my hand, shook it warmly.
"Hi," he said. "I'm Don. I'm your brother." At first I just
let him shake my hand, but after a second of his silly
grinning at me, I returned his grip. (Interesting. Some
people shake my hand and their grip is too hard. Others
have a grip that's too weak. Don's grip was just right—
but why shouldn't it be? He's me. I have to keep remind-
ing myself of that; it's almost too easy to think of him as
Don.) The touch of his hand was strange. Is that what I
feel like?
We went to the races.
Oh, first we bounced back twenty-eight hours; both
of us. He flashed back first, then I followed. We both
reappeared at the same instant because our target set-
tings were identical. He was wearing a timebelt too—
well, of course; if I could be duplicated, so could the
belt.) I couldn't shake the feeling that this fellow from
the future was invading my home—even though it was
meaningless—but he seemed so sure of himself that I
had to follow in his wake.
When I glanced at the kitchen clock, I got another
start. It was just a little past ten—why, I was still at Un-
cle Jim's funeral! I'd be coming home in an hour with the
lawyer. Maybe it was a good thing that Don had taken
the lead; there was still too much I didn't know.
As we walked out to the car, Mrs. Peterson, the old
lady in the front apartment, was just coming out of her
door. "Hello, Danny—" she started, then she stopped.
She looked from one to the other of us confusedly.
"This is my brother," said Don quickly. "Don," he
said to me, a gentle pressure on my arm, "this is Mrs.
Peterson." To her: "Don will be staying with me for a
while, so if you think you're seeing double, don't be sur-
prised."
She smiled at me. I nodded, feeling like a fool. I
knew Mrs. Peterson—but Don's grip on my arm re-
minded me that she didn't know. She looked back and
forth, blinking. "I didn't know you were twins—"
"We've been—living separately," said Don quicky,
"so we could each have a chance to be our own person.
Don's been up in San Francisco for the past two years."
"Oh," she said. She turned on her smile again and
beamed politely at me. "Well, I hope you'll like it in Los
Angeles, Don. There's so much to do."
"Uh—yes," I said. "It's very—exciting."
We made our goodbyes and went on to the car.
Abruptly, Don started giggling. "I wish you could
have seen your face," he said. "Well, you will—tomor-
row." Still laughing, he repeated my last words, "Uh—
yes. It's very—exciting. You looked as if you'd swallowed
a frog."
I stopped in the act of unlocking the passenger-side
door. (It seemed natural for him to take the drivers side;
besides, I was unsure of the way to the track.) "Why
didn't you let me explain?" I asked. "She's my neighbor."
"She's my neighbor too," he replied, giggling again.
"Besides, what would you have said? At least I've been
through this once before." He opened his door and
dropped into the drivers seat.
I got in slowly and looked at him. He was unlatching
the convertible top. He didn't notice my gaze. I realized
that I was feeling resentful of him—he was so damned
sure of himself, even to the way he was making himself at
home in my car. Was that the way I was? I found myself
studying his mannerisms.
Suddenly he turned to me. "Relax," he said. He
turned to look me straight in the eye. "I know what
you're going through. I went through it too. The way to
do this is—at least, I think so—is the first time you go
through something, just watch. The second time, you
know what's going to happen; that's where the arrogance
comes from. Only it isn't arrogance. It's confidence."
"I guess this is happening a little too fast for me."
"Me too," he said. "I know this is a weird thing to
say, but I missed you. Or maybe I missed me. Anyway,
it'll work better this way. You'll see." He pushed the but-
ton on the dashboard and the convertible top lifted off
and began folding back. "Put on a tape," he said, indicat-
ing the box of cassettes on the floor. He started to name
one, then stopped himself. "Want me to tell you which
one you're going to choose?"
"Uh—no, thanks." I studied the different titles with
such an intensity I couldn't see any of them. It would be
impossible for me to surprise him—no matter what tape
I chose, no matter what I did, he would already know, he
would have done it himself.
Of course, he had been through all this before. He
had every reason to be sure of himself. When I became
him, I'd probably be cocky too. Perhaps a little giddy—
you couldn't help but feel powerful if you knew every-
thing that was going to happen before it happened.
Of course he should be the one to do the talking.
Later I'd get my turn; but right now I was feeling a
little unsure, both of myself and of the situation. I could
learn by following his lead. I put on a tape of Petrouchka
and concentrated on the road.
I'd never been to the race track before. It was big-
ger than I'd expected. Don steered his way into the park-
ing lot with surprising familiarity and arrowed
immediately toward a space that shouldn't have been
there, but was.
Instead of seats in the bleachers, as I had expected,
he bought a private box. Grinning at me, he explained,
"Why not? We deserve the best."
I wanted to point out that it wasn't necessary; be-
sides, it cost too much. Then I realized he was right; the
money made no difference at all. We were going to make
a lot more than we spent, so why not enjoy? I shut up
and let myself be awed by the great expanses of green
lawn. Under the bright sun, the wide sweeping track
seemed poised in midair, a curve of stark and simple ele-
gance. The stands loomed high above us and I was prop-
erly impressed.
We ordered mint juleps from the bar—nouveau
riche I thought, but didn't protest—and made our way
to our seats. Don made a great show of studying the pa-
per, which I thought was funny—it was today's race re-
sults he was poring over. "Yes, yes . . ."he muttered in
loud tones of feigned thoughtfulness.
"I think Absolam's Ass looks pretty good in the
first." He looked up. "Danny, go put a hundred dollars
on Absolam's Ass. To win."
"Uh—" I started fumbling in my pockets. "I only
have sixty—" And then I broke off and looked at him. "A
hundred dollars—?" On a horse? A hundred dollars?
He was eying me with cool amusement. There was a
crisp new bill in his hand. "You want to get rich?" he
asked. "You have to spend money to make money."
I blinked and took the bill. Somehow I found my
way to the betting windows and traded the money for ten
bright printed tickets. The clerk didn't even glance up.
Absolam's Ass paid off at three to one. We now had
three hundred dollars. Don ordered two more mint
juleps while I went to collect our winnings and put them
on Fig Leaf. This time the clerk hesitated, repeated the
bet aloud, then punched the buttons on his machine.
Fig Leaf paid off at two to one. We now had six hun-
dred dollars. And another mint julep.
Calamity Jane also paid off at two to one. We were
up to twelve hundred dollars, and the clerk at the win-
dow was beginning to recognize me.
Finders Keepers came in second, and I looked at
Don in consternation. He merely grinned and said,
"Wait—" I waited, and Harass was disqualified for
bumping Tumbleweed. Finders Keepers paid eight to
one. Ninety-six hundred dollars. The betting official
went a little goggle-eyed when I tried to put it all on Big
John. He had to call over a manager to okay it.
Big John came in at three to one. Twenty-eight
thousand, eight hundred dollars. I was getting a little
goggle-eyed. The track manager personally took my next
bet; with that much money at stake, I couldn't blame
him. I made a little show of hesitating thoughtfully as if I
couldn't make up my mind, partly to keep him from get-
ting curious about my "system" and partly because I was
getting nervous about all the people who were watching
me to see which way I would bet. Apparently they were
betting the same way. Word of my "luck" seemed to have
spread. (I didn't like that—I'd heard somewhere that too
much money on one horse could change the odds. Well,
no matter. As long as I still won. . . .)
As I climbed back to our seats, I thought I saw Don
leaving, but I must have been mistaken because he was
still sitting there in our box. When he saw me, he folded
the newspaper he'd been looking at and shoved it under
his seat. I started to ask him about the odds, but he said.
"Don't worry about it. We're leaving right after this race.
We're through for the day."
"Huh—? Why?”
He waited until the horses broke from the gate; the
crowd roared around us. "Because in a few minutes we're
going to be worth fifty-seven thousand, six hundred dol-
lars. Don't you think that's enough?"
"But if we keep going," I protested, "we can win
almost a milllion dollars on an eight-horse parlay."
He flinched at that. "There are better ways to make
a million dollars," he said. "Quieter ways. More dis-
creet. "
I didn't answer. Evidently he knew something I
didn't. I watched as Michelangelo crossed the finish line
and paid off at two to one. Don scooped up his two news-
papers and stood. "Come on," he said. "You go get the
money. I'll wait for you at the ear.
I was a little disappointed that he didn't want to
come with me to collect our winnings; after all, they
were as much his as they were mine. (I'm getting my
tenses confused—they were all mine, but it seemed like
ours.) Didn't he care about the money?"
No matter. I found my way down to the windows to
turn my tickets in—that is, I tried to turn my tickets in.
There were some forms to be filled out first, and a noti-
fication for the Bureau of Internal Revenue. And I had to
show my drivers license for identification and my credit
cards too. The track manager was beaming at me and
kept shaking my hand and wanting to know if I would
please wait for the photographers and reporters.
At first I was pleased with the idea, but something
inside me went twang—just a warning sensation, that's
all, but it was enough. "I don't want any publicity," I
said; now I knew why Don had beaten such a hasty re-
treat.
I shook off the track manager and collected my
check for $57,600 as quickly as possible. It felt like a
mighty powerful piece of paper; I was almost afraid to
put it in my pocket. I must have walked out to the park-
ing lot like my pants were on fire. I was that nervous and
excited.
Don was sitting on the passenger side, looking
thoughtful, I was too giddy to notice. "You want to see
the check?" I asked, waving it at him.
He shook his head. "I've already seen it." Then he
pulled it out of his pocket to show me—his check for
$57,600. He'd had it with him all the time!
I blinked from one to the other. They were identi-
cal, even down to the last curlicue on the signature.
"Hey!" I said. "Two checks!" Why don't we cash
them both?"
Don looked at me. "We can't. Think about it. If you
cash yours, how do I get it back so I can cash it?"
He was right, of course. I wanted to hit myself for
being so stupid. It was the same check. He—I—we just
hadn't cashed it yet. He slipped it back into his pocket; I
did the same with mine. Well, at least it was nice to
know I wasn't going to lose it.
*    *    *
I drove home. Don was strangely quiet; I noticed it
almost immediately because I had gotten used to letting
him do all the talking. (There wasn't much point in my
saying anything; he already knew it, and anything I
needed to know, he would tell me.) But now he had lost
his former exuberance. He seemed almost—brooding.
I was still too excited by the whole experience. I
couldn't stop talking. But after a bit I began to realize it
was a one-sided conversation. I trailed off, feeling
foolish. (He'd heard it all before, I had to remind myself
After all, he'd said it too.)
"Well," I said. "What happens now? Do you go back
to your time?"
He looked at me, forced himself to smile. "Not yet.
First we go out to celebrate. Like rich people."
Of course. Its not every day you make $57,600.
We stopped at home to change clothes. (There was a
bit of hassling over who was going to use the bathroom
first and who was going to wear whose favorite sport
jacket, but eventually we compromised. Even so, this
was something I might have trouble getting used to—
sharing my life. I like to live alone, and this business of
another person—even when it's only yourself—sharing
your apartment, your clothes, your bathroom, your
razor, your toothbrush, and even your clean underwear,
can be unnerving. To say the least.)
The restaurant was called simply The Restaurant. It
was supposed to be one of the best places in the city, but
I'd never been there before, so I didn't know. Don, of
course, was quite familiar with the layout. He presented
himself to the maitre d' and announced, "You have a res-
ervation for Mr. Daniel Eakins . . .?"
Yes, he did—when had Don arranged that?—and
led us to a table on a balcony overlooking a splashing
fountain. Fancy.
We started off with cocktails, of course, and an hors
d'oeuvre tray that was meal in itself, and then had an-
other drink while we studied the menu and wine list. I
went goggle-eyed at the prices, mostly out of habit, but
Don merely announced, "Last night I had the steak. To-
day I'm going to try the lobster."
His "last night" was my tonight. I had steak.
It was still early in the evening. We were in a quiet
and empty corner. Somewhere a violinist was teasing a
Bach concerto until it giggled with delight. I sipped my
drink and studied Don; I was beginning to find his self-
assurance attractive. (I knew what that meant. I wanted
to be the same way and I'd begun to imitate him.)
He was studying me too, but there was a detached
smile on his lips. I could tell his thoughts were not run-
ning the same course as mine and I wondered what he
was thinking about. I kept looking at him and he kept
looking back at me.
Finally I had to break away. "I can't get used to
this," I said. "I mean, I thought I'd be doing all this
alone. I didn't realize that you'd be here—"
"But why should you have to be alone?" He'd
started to answer my question before I'd finished asking
it. "You'll never have to be alone again. You'll always have
me. I'll always have you. It makes more sense this way. I
don't like being alone either. This way I can share the
things I like with somebody I know likes them too. I
don't have to try to impress you, you don't have to try to
impress me. There's perfect understanding between us.
There'll never be any of those destructive little head
games that people play on each other, because there
can’t be. I like me, Danny; that's why I like you. You'll
feel the same way, you'll see. And I guarantee, there are
no two people in this world who understand each other
as well as we do."
"Um—" I said. I studied the pattern of bread
crumbs on the tablecloth. Don's intensity scared me. All
my life I'd been a loner; I wasn't very good at talking to
people, and when they tried to get too close to me, I
backed away in a hurry.
(Uncle Jim had arranged for me to visit an analyst
once. It hadn't worked. I wouldn't open up to him. The
most I would admit was a feeling that I wasn't living my
life, only operating it by remote control.) So now, when
Don opened his thoughts to me—
—but I couldn't reject him. He was me. How could
I put up a psychological barrier between myself? I
couldn't, of course, but it was the candidness of Don's
admissions that made me uncomfortable.
Abruptly, he was changing the subject. "Besides,
there's another advantage," he pointed out. "With me
along, you'll never be taken by surprise. Whatever we
do, I'll have been through it before, so I'll know what to
expect, and you'll be learning it at the hands of an expert
guide. Whatever we do."
"I've always wanted to try parachute jumping," I of-
fered.
He grinned. "Me too." Suddenly he was serious
again. "When you go, Dan, you have to take me. I'm
your insurance so you can't be killed."
"Huh?" I stared at him.
He repeated it. "When you're with me, you can't be
killed. It's like the check this afternoon. If anything hap-
pens to the earlier one, the later one won't be there be-
side it—it won't exist. It's more than me just being able
to warn you about things—my sitting here across from
you is proof that you won't be killed before tomorrow
night. And I know that nothing happens to me"—he
thumped his chest to indicate which "me" he was talking
about—"because I've got my memories. I've seen that
nothing will happen to me tonight, so you're my insur-
ance too.
I thought about that.
He was right.
"Remember the automobile accident we didn't have
last year?"
I shuddered. I'd had a blowout on the San Diego
Freeway while traveling at seventy miles an hour. It had
been the left front tire and I had skidded across three
lanes and found myself the wrong way, with traffic rush-
ing at me. And the motor had stalled. I just barely had
time to restart the engine and pull off to the side. It had
been fifteen minutes before my hands stopped trembling
enough for me to attempt changing the tire. It was a
mess. For weeks afterward I'd kept a piece of it on the
dashboard to remind me how close a call I'd had. I still
had nightmares about it: if traffic had been just a little bit
heavier . . . the sickening swerve-skid-bumpety-bump-
screeeeeeech—
I figured I was living on borrowed time. I really
should have been killed. Really. It was only a miracle
that I hadn't been.
I realized my hand was shaking. I forced myself to
take a sip of my drink. I looked at Don; he was as grim as
I was. "There's too much to lose, isn't there?" he said.
I nodded. We shared the same memory. There was a
lot we didn't have to say.
"Dan," he said; his tone was intense, as intense as
before. His eyes fixed me with a penetrating look.
"We're going to be more than just identical twins. We
can't help it. We're closer than brothers."
I met his gaze, but the thought still frightened me.
I'm not sure I know how to be that close to anybody.
Even myself.
*    *    *
We ate the rest of our dinner in silence, but it wasn't
an uncomfortable silence. No, it was a peaceful one, re-
laxed.
I had to get used to the situation, and Don was let-
ting me. He sat there and smiled a lot, and I got the
feeling that he was simply enjoying my presence.
I had to learn how to relax, that was the problem.
Other people had always unnerved me because I
thought they were continually judging me. How do I
look? What kind of a person do I seem? Is my voice firm
enough? Am I really intelligent or just pedantic? Was
that joke really funny, or am I making a fool of myself? I
worried about the impression I was making. If I was shy,
did they think I was being aloof and call me a snob? If I
tried to be friendly, did they find me overbearing? I was
always afraid that I was basically unlikable, so I wouldn't
give anyone the chance to find out; or I tried too hard to
be likable, and thereby proved that I wasn't.
And yet—
Here was this person, Don, sitting across from me
... he wasn't unlikable at all. In fact, he was quite at-
tractive. Handsome, even. His face was ruddy and
tanned (well, that was the sun lamp in the bathroom, but
it looked good); his eyes were clear, almost glowing (that
must be from the tinted contact lenses); his hair was
carefully styled (that was the hair blower, of course)—he
was everything I was always trying to be. His voice was
firm, his manner was gentle, and he was in good physical
condition. Perhaps I had been too hard in judging my-
self.
Yes, I liked the look of this person. He was capable,
assured, and confident. He projected—likability.
Friendliness.
And something else. There was that same kind of
longing—no, maybe desperation was the word—in Don;
that feeling of reach out, touch me, here I am, please that
I so often felt in myself. Under his assurance was a hint
of—helplessness?—need? And I could respond to that. I
enjoyed his presence, but more than that, I sensed a feel-
ing that he needed me. Yes, he needed to know that /
liked him.
I realized I was smiling. It was nice to be needed, I
decided. I was glowing, but not with the liquor. Not en-
tirely. I was learning to love—no, I was learning to like
myself. I was learning to relax with another person. No. I
was learning to relax with myself. Maybe it was the same
thing, actually.
We spent a lot of time drinking and thinking and
just looking at each other. And giggling conspiratorially.
Our communication was more than empathic. We didn't
need words—he already knew what I was thinking. And
I would know the rest, if I just waited. We simply en-
joyed each other's existence.
After dinner we went to a nearby bar and played a
few games of pool. It was one of the few things we could
do that wouldn't be boring the second time around. Most
kinds of spectator entertainment, like a movie or a show
or a baseball game, wouldn't work two nights in a row,
but participation activities would work just fine. Swim-
ming, sailing, riding; I could learn from watching my
own technique. (I wondered if I could get a poker game
going—let's see, I'd need at least five of me. I doubted it
would work, but it might be worth a try.)
We got home about eleven-thirty; we were holding
each other up, we were that drunk. Don looked at me
blearily. "Well, good night, Dan. I'll see you tomorrow—
no, I'll see you the day after tomorrow. Tomorrow I have
to see Don and you have to see Dan—" He frowned at
that, went over it again in his head, looked back to me.
"Yeah, that's right." He flipped open his belt buckle, set
it, double-checked it, closed it, and vanished forward
into time. The air gave a soft pop! as it rushed in to fill
the space where he had been.
*    *    *
'  i
After he left I stumbled through the apartment,
wondering what to do next—another trip through time?
No. I decided not. I was too tired. First I'd get some
sleep. If I could.
I paused to pick up the clothes that I'd scattered on
the floor this afternoon when we'd changed for dinner; I
realized I was picking up his clothes too—wait a minute,
that meant that he'd left wearing some of my clothes.
I looked in the closet. Yes, the good sport jacket and
slacks that he'd borrowed were missing. So was my red
tie. But the sweater and slacks that he'd discarded were
still there.
No, they weren't—they were in my hand! I blinked
back and forth between the clothes I was holding and the
clothes in the closet. They were the same! I'd lost a
jacket and slacks, but I'd gained a sweater and a pair of
pants identical to the ones I already owned. I had to
figure this ' t.
Ah, I had it. The jacket and slacks he'd borrowed
had traveled forward in time with him. They'd be waiting
there for me when—no, that wasn't right. I'd be going
back in time tomorrow—that is, I'd be coming back to
today, where I'd put them on and take them forward with
me. Right. They'd just be skipping forward a few hours.
And the sweater and the other pair of pants—the
duplicated ones—obviously, that's what I'd be wearing
tomorrow when I bounced back, leaving only one set in
the future. The condition of having two of them was only
temporary, like the condition of having two of me. It was
just an illusion.
Or was it?
What would happen if I wore his sweater and slacks
back through time? The sweater and slacks that he
brought from the future would then be the clothes that I
would leave in the past so that I could put them on when
I went back to the past to leave them there for myself, ad
infinitum . . . and meanwhile, my sweater and slacks
would be hanging untouched in the closet.
Or would they?
What would happen tomorrow if I didn't wear either
sweater or pair of slacks? But something else entirely?
(But how could I? I'd already seen that I had worn
them.) Would the pair that he brought back cease to ex-
ist? Or would they remain—would I have somehow du-
plicated them?
There was only one way to find out . . .
I fell asleep thinking about it.
*    *    *
The morning was hot, with that crisp kind of unre-
ality that characterizes the northern edge of the San Fer-
nando Valley. I woke up to the sound of the air
conditioner already beginning its days work with an in-
sistent pressing hum.
For a while I just stared at the ceiling. I'd had the
strangest dream—
—but it wasn't a dream. I bounced out of bed in
sudden fear. The timebelt glittered on the dresser where
I'd left it. I held it tightly as if it might abruptly fade
away. All the excitement of yesterday flooded back into
me.
I remembered. The race track. The restaurant.
Don. The check. It was sitting on the dresser too, right
next to the belt—$57,600!
I opened the belt and checked the time. It was al-
most eleven. I'd have to hurry. Don would be arriving—
no, I was Don now. Dan would be arriving in three
hours.
I showered and shaved, pulled on a sport shirt and
slacks and headed for the car. I wanted to go to the bank
and deposit the check and I had to pick up a news-
paper—
Actually, I didn't need the newspaper at all, I could
remember which horses had won without it, but there
was a headline on the front page of the Herald Examiner:
FIVE-HORSE PARLAY WINS $57,600!
Huh—? I hadn't seen that before. But then, Don
hadn't shown me the front page.
The story was a skimpy one and they'd misspelled
my name; mostly it was about how much I had bet on
each horse and how it had snowballed. Then there were
some quotes from various track officials saying how
pleased they were to have such a big winner (I'll bet!),
because it helped publicize the sport (and probably at-
tracted a lot of hopeful losers too.) Finally there was even
a quote from me about what I was planning to do with
the money: "I don't know yet, I'm still too excited. Prob-
ably I'll take a vacation. I've always wanted to see the
world. I'd like to invest some of it too, but I have to wait
and see what's left after taxes." Faked, of course. I hadn't
spoken to any reporters at all; but apparently some edi-
tor had felt the story wouldn't be complete without a few
words from the happy winner.
I was both pleased and annoyed. Pleased at being a
"celebrity." Annoyed that they were putting words into
my mouth. Maybe today we'd do it differently.
Could we?
Suppose we didn't stop at $57,600—suppose we
went after an eight-horse parlay. That would be worth
almost $750,000! Hmm. I thought about it all during
breakfast at the local coffee shop.
Afterward I went to the bank and withdrew two
hundred and fifty dollars from my savings account so
we'd have some money for the track today. I couldn't
deposit the big check yet, because I needed it to show to
Danny, my younger self, this afternoon.
I got home with time to spare. I decided to change
into some cooler clothes—then I remembered the
sweater and slacks. What would happen if I wore some-
thing else instead?
I went burrowing in the closet, found some light-
weight trousers, a shirt and a windbreaker. They would
do just fine. Now, what else was there I had to take care
of?
Nothing that I could see. I scooped up the check
and put it in my pocket; I didn't want to leave it lying
around. Dan would be arriving at—
There was a soft pop! in the air.
I turned to see a startled-looking me.
"Hi," I said. "I've been waiting for you."
His eyes were wide; he looked positively scared.
"Relax, Dan—" I said. He jumped when I spoke.
For a moment, all he could do was stare. His face
was a study in amazement. "You're me—"
I suddenly realized how silly this whole tableau was.
I thrust the newspaper at him. "Here. I believe we were
going to the races . . . ?
"We?"
That's right—he didn't know!! "Well, it's no fun
going alone, is it?
"Uh—"
"It's all right," I said. "I'm you—I'm your future self.
Tomorrow you'll be me. That is, we're the same person.
We've just doubled back our timeline."
He blinked. "Oh."
He looked so confused, I wanted to touch him to
reassure him, but I remembered how scared I had been.
He'd probably jump right out of his skin. I smiled at
him. "Okay, let's do it this way. I'm your twin brother."
There was so much I wanted to explain. I wanted to tell
him everything that Don had told me last night, but it
wasn't the right time yet. He was still looking at me too
hesitantly. Instead I reached out and took his hand,
shook it firmly. "Hi," I said. "I'm Don. I'm your brother."
After a bit he returned my grip. I knew how scared he
was—but I also knew how curious he was about to be-
come.
We bounced back in time in his "today." (I snuck a
peek in the closet when he wasn't looking. There was
only one sweater and slacks—of course, I hadn't brought
them back with me. But there were duplicates of the
trousers, shirt and windbreaker I was wearing now. So
you could change the timestream . . . !)
On the way out to the car, old lady Peterson sur-
prised us—surprised Danny, I should say; I'd been ex-
pecting her. "This is my brother," I said quickly. "Don," I
touched his arm. "This is Mrs. Peterson." To her: "Don
will be staying with me for a while, so if you think you're
seeing double, don't be surprised."
She smiled at us. "I didn't know you were twins—"
"We've been—living separately," I answered, re-
membering quickly how my Don had explained it. "So
we could each have a chance to be our own person. Don's
been living up in San Francisco for the past two years."
"Oh," she said. She beamed politely at Dan. "Well,
I hope you'll like it in Los Angeles, Don. There's so
much to do."
He went kind of frog-faced at that. He managed to
stammer out, "Uh—yes. It's very exciting."
I couldn't help myself. I started giggling; when we
got to the car I couldn't hold it in any longer. "I wish you
could have seen your face—" I said. Then I realized.
"Well, you will—tomorrow." He was half glaring at me.
"'Uh—yes. It's very exciting,'" I mocked. "You looked as
if you'd swallowed a frog."
He stopped in the act of unlocking the passenger-
side car door. "Why didn't you let me explain?" he asked.
"She's my neighbor."
"She's my neighbor too," I pointed out. "Besides,
what would you have said? At least I've been through this
once before." I opened my door and got into the car. I
could see this twin business was going to take some get-
ting used to. Already I was noticing the differences be-
tween the Dan of today and the Don of yesterday. Sure,
it was only me—but I was beginning to realize that I
would never be the same person twice in a row. And I
would never be viewing myself through the same pair of
eyes either. Dan seemed so—uncertain; it was as if he
was a little cowed by me. It showed in little things—his
easy acquiescence of the fact that I would drive, for ex-
ample. All I had done was point him at the passenger
side of the car while I headed toward the driver's side
myself, but he had accepted that. Not without some re-
sentment, of course; I could see him eyeing me as I un-
latched the top, preparatory to putting it down.
"Put on a tape," I said, pointing at the box of cas-
settes. I started to name one, then stopped. "Want me to
tell you which one you're going to choose?" I realized
that was a mistake as soon as I'd said it.
"Uh—no, thanks," he muttered. He was frowning.
I could have kicked myself. I'd let myself get carried
away with this wild sense of power. I hadn't been consid-
erate of Dan at all. Belatedly, I remembered how I had
felt yesterday. Resentful, sullen, and most of all, cau-
tious. Poor Dan—here he was, flush with excitement,
filled with a feeling of omnipotence at the wondrous
things he could do with his timebelt—and I had stolen it
all from him. By my mere presence, my know-it-all at-
titude and cocksure arrogance, I was relegating him to
second fiddle. Of course he wouldn't like it.
As he put on the tape of Petrouchka, I resolved to
try and be more considerate. I should have realized how
he would feel—no, that was wrong, I did know how he
felt; I simply hadn't paid it any mind.
Thinking back, I remembered that as Dan, my ar-
rogance had bothered me only at first—later, as I had
gotten used to the idea of "Don," I had begun to see the
wisdom of following his lead. Or had that been my reac-
tion to Don’s suddenly realized consideration of me?
It didn't matter. There was bound to be some con-
fusion at first, on both sides. What counted would be
what happened later on, over dinner. I remembered how
good I had felt last night in Don's presence and I looked
forward to it again tonight. I would make it up to Dan.
(The reservations—I hadn't made them yet! No, wait a
minute; it was all right. I could make the reservations
any time. All I had to do was flash back a day or so; I
could do it later. Boy, I could get used to this—)
I found my way to the track easily enough; I'd been
watching Don yesterday. Today Dan was watching me.
Now, if I remembered correctly, there should be a park-
ing place, right over . . . here. There was, and I pulled
neatly into it.
I bought a private box and had no trouble finding it.
Dan was properly impressed with how well I knew my
way around; actually, I was trying not to be so cocksure,
but it wasn't easy. He was such a perfect audience to my
newly discovered self-confidence.
After we'd gotten our drinks, I remembered how
Don had pretended to study the newspaper yesterday
and how funny I thought that had been. So I did the
same thing. I frowned and muttered thoughtfully, and
Danny giggled in appreciation. Maybe he was starting to
warm up to me. "I think Absolam's Ass looks pretty good
in the first," I announced. "Danny, go put a hundred
dollars on Absolam’s Ass. To win."
He started fumbling in his pockets. I pulled out
some bills from mine. "Here," I said impulsively, "make
it two hundred."
He blinked and took the two hundred-dollar bills I
was holding out. "You want to get rich?" I said. "You have
to spend money to make money."
He went off to place the bet, leaving me to wonder
what I had just done. Don had given me only one hun-
dred dollars. I had given Dan twice as much. I had
changed the past again!
First the sweater and slacks, now the amount of the
first bet, yet I remembered it happening the other way—
Paradox? A pair of paradoxes? I finished my drink
thoughtfully, then finished Danny's.
Absolam's Ass paid off at three to one and we had six
hundred dollars. I went and got two more drinks while
Danny went to bet on Fig Leaf. I found myself wonder-
ing—if I could change the past so easily, maybe it wasn't
as fixed as I thought it was, maybe Fig Leaf wouldn't win
this time. But on the other hand, I hadn't done anything
that should have had any effect on that, had I?
Fig Leaf paid off at two to one. We now had twelve
hundred dollars. I had another drink. Ginger ale. For
some reason, this was getting scary.
Calamity Jane came in on schedule too. We doubled
our money again.
The next race was the fun one. I'd forgotten about
Harass bumping Tumbleweed. When Finders Keepers
came in second, Dan looked at me in confusion. "Wait—" I
grinned. After Harass was scratched, we were worth
nineteen thousand, two hundred dollars. I felt great. We
could keep this up all afternoon and we would end up
with $750,000—no, twice that; I had doubled our origi-
nal bet. We'd take home a million and a half! "Go put it
all on Big John," I said. I must have been getting a little
dizzy.
Dan went off, but almost immediately, he was back.
No—I stood up in surprise—this was Don. "What are
you doing here?" I asked.
"Sit down," he said. He looked grim.
"What's the matter?"
He handed me a newspaper. It looked like todays
Herald Examiner. I opened it up—
The headline blared: IDENTICAL TWINS TAKE
TRACK FOR $1,500,000! And in smaller type: Track
Officials Promise Full Investigation.
I looked at Don. Confused.
He looked back. Angry. "Don't be greedy," he said.
"Quit before it gets too big."
"I don't understand—" I started to stammer.
"I've come from the middle of next week," he whis-
pered. "Only in that future, we're in trouble. Big trou-
ble. We won too much money here at the track today, so
I've come back to tell you not to win any more. They're
going to get suspicious."
"How about one more bet?" I asked. "Michelangelo
will make us worth a hundred and fifteen thousand, two
hundred dollars."
He frowned. "Even that might be too much." His
eyes blazed; he gripped my arm. "Dan, listen to me—
you don't want publicity! None at all! Don't let them
take any pictures and don't talk to reporters." He looked
at his watch. "Dan will be back any minute. I've got to
go. Read the newspaper if you have any doubts—" Then
he left. I watched him as he strode away, then I looked at
the Examiner. The story was pretty ugly. I folded up the
papers and shoved them under my seat just as Danny
returned.
He started to ask me something about the next race,
but I cut him off. "Don't worry about it. We're leaving
right after this. We're through for the day."
"Huh—? Why?"
I waited till after the horses broke from the gate.
Sure enough, Big John broke first to take an early lead. I
said, "Because in a few minutes we're going to be worth
fifty-seven thousand, six hundred dollars. Don't you
think that's enough?"
,"But if we keep going," he protested, "we can make
a million and a half dollars on an eight-horse parlay."
I winced. I thought of the newspapers under my
seat. "There are better ways to make a million and a half
dollars," I said. "Quieter ways. More discreet."
He didn't answer. I waited till Big John crossed the
finish line and paid off at three to one. I scooped up my
newspapers and stood. "Come on," I said. "You go get
the money. I'll wait for you at the car."
I think he wanted me to go with him, but I had to
be alone for a while. I had a lot to think about and I was
suddenly in a very, very bad mood.
Oh, it wasn't the money—I'd already realized that if
I could make fifty-seven thousand, six hundred dollars in
one day at the races, I could easily turn that into more in
the stock market. And there were other ways I could
make a fortune too—
It wasn't the money. It was the implications of the
visit from Don.
This Don, the new one, the one who had given me
the newspaper—where had he come from? The future
obviously, but which future? His world was one that no
longer existed—no, never would exist. We were leaving
the races without taking the track for a million and a half
dollars.
I reached the car and got in on the passenger side. I
didn't feel like driving back. I started to toss the papers
into the back seat, then stopped. I looked at them again.
One had a small story on page one: FIVE-HORSE PAR-
LAY WINS $57,600! The other: IDENTICAL TWINS
TAKE TRACK FOR $1,500,000! A banner headline.
Both newspapers were dated the same, yet they
were from two different alternate worlds.
The $57,600 world was mine; I knew the events in it
because I had lived them. The $1,500,000 world was
Don's, but he had talked me out of the actions that would
eventually produce his future.
Where had that future gone? Where had that Don
gone? Had they both ceased to exist?
No. I still had the newspaper. That proved some-
thing.
Or did it?
I had the paper in my hands—it was real. But you
couldn't take it back—I mean, forward—to the future it
came from because that future no longer existed.
Shouldn't the newspaper cease to exist too?
The "Don" who had come back in time to talk me
out of the actions that had produced the time he had
come from—what had happened to him?
Where was he now?
If he stayed here—like the newspaper—he
wouldn't disappear. (Were there actually two of me
now?) In fact, he couldn't disappear, unless he could get
back to his own future, except that future didn't exist
anymore, so he couldn't do that.
Now, wait a minute. . . .
If he bounced forward from now, where would he
end up? His world's future? Or this world's future? If he
went back to his world, he'd have to disappear with that
world, wouldn't he? Or would he? But if he disappeared,
then he wouldn't exist and couldn't come back to warn
me. So, he had to exist. Where was he? Unless—maybe
his original world didn't disappear at all. Maybe it just
got left behind.
So, where was Don?
Was he waiting for me in tomorrow?
If so, then he wouldn't be my future self anymore.
He'd be a different duplicate.
No. The whole thing didn't make sense. It didn't
seem logical that every time I went back and talked my-
self out of an action that I would create a duplicate of
myself—
But it seemed the only answer. Every time I
changed the past, I was creating an alternate world—
My head was starting to hurt.
Now, wait a minute—I had already changed the
past! I had worn different clothes and I had given Dan
two hundred dollars to bet instead of one hundred. And
the newspaper I had brought with me—
The newspaper, of course! It had been staring at me
all the time. FIVE-HORSE PARLAY WINS $57,600!
But it wasn't a five-horse parlay—not anymore! It
was only a four-horse parlay! We hadn't stayed to bet on
bet on Michelangelo. We'd doubled the first bet. It was
only coincidence that we'd ended up with the same
amount.
But the important thing was: I had changed the
past. Just as Don had come back in time to change his
past, so I had done the same thing to my past, though
not on so large a scale. I remembered my past dif-
ferently—I remembered different clothes, a different
bet and a five-horse parlay. I remembered it the way it
had happened to me—and then I had changed it.
So where was my Don—the one I had gone to the
races with? Where was he?
The situation was exactly the same: I had changed
the past and destroyed the future. So where was he?
Well, that was silly. He was me. He hadn't disap-
peared—he was right here. I had simply done things
differently this time around.
Ouch.
That meant that the Don who had come back in
time with the newspaper was me too. (Of course—but
would I have to go back in time to warn myself? No,
because I hadn't let the bets go that far.)
Then, if he was me . . . there really was only one of
me! He would go back to the future—my future, our
future—with his memories, but—
But if his memories were different than mine, how
could we be the same person?
So the question was still unanswered: Where was
the Don I had gone to the races with? The one who had
worn a sweater and slacks and bet only a hundred dol-
lars? Where was my good sport jacket?!!
Danny showed up then, he was giddy and excited—
like he'd invented money. He waved the check at me.
"You want to see it?"
I took it thoughtfully and looked. I took my check
out of my pocket and compared them—they were not
identical. The check number on Danny's was lower and
the signatures were not quite the same.
Of course, how could they be identical? We were
leaving earlier in the day after a different set of bets. The
situations were not the same—why should the checks
be?
Then, this check I was carrying—it was no longer
any good, it was from a world that no longer existed.
And it was the same situation with the disappearing
Don; he was a canceled check in this world, wasn't he?
But the canceled check hadn't disappeared. I still
had it.
(I remembered myself asking if we could cash them
both.)
I'd been fooled once by the illusion of the dupli-
cated check, but this time the check had been dupli-
cated!
And if I could duplicate the check, then couldn't I
have duplicated myself?
There was another side to it too.
I'd already eliminated two possible futures: the one
where I'd worn slacks and a sweater and the one where
I'd won a million and a half dollars.
As far as I knew, both of those Dons had ceased to
exist along with their futures. Neither seemed to be still
around.
And if I could eliminate them—
—what was to keep some other Dan from eliminat-
ing me?
Perhaps even now—
*    *    *
No. There must be something I was misunderstand-
ing.
Danny drove. He babbled incessantly; he was like a
schoolgirl. But I wasn't listening anyway. I was too pre-
occupied with my own thoughts.
I knew there was an answer.
There had to be.
For one thing, paradoxes were supposed to be im-
possible.
Oh, sure, I know—time travel makes the most hor-
rendous of paradoxes possible, even probable; but that's
just not so. A paradox would be a violation of the laws of
nature. By definition, they're the laws of nature. And
inviolable.
Therefore, paradoxes are impossible.
Because if paradoxes were possible, then time travel
would have to be impossible—otherwise, we'd have peo-
ple killing their grandfathers right and left. We'd have
people seducing their mothers or kidnapping their fa-
thers. We'd have time travelers killing the inventors of
time machines. We'd have all manner of anachronisms
and flukes, and the laws of nature would be violated in so
many different ways, it would take the invention of a
whole new science to catalog them all.
But time travel was possible. I had proved it myself
So paradoxes were impossible.
It sounded all very neat when I explained it to my-
self that way. Paradoxes had to be impossible; therefore,
they were. Everything could be worked out logically—
Then, dammit, why couldn't I work this one out? If
this wasn't a paradox, it was still way ahead of whatever
was in second place.
*    *    *
All right. Let's assume that paradoxes are impossi-
ble—then where do I go from here?
The checks, for instance. Obviously, Danny's check
was the good one, the one we would have to cash in
order to collect our winnings. But the question was how?
Should I take it forward with me into the future?
But then what would Danny have to show himself when
he was Don? (Of course, I hadn't made a point of compar-
ing the checks this time around, had I?) But if I left it
here in the past, how would I get it in the future?
My check shouldn't exist. It was from a canceled
world. Danny's check was the only valid one here be-
cause I had done things differently from the way they
had originally occurred. If I had done things the way
Don had done, I would have had the "duplicate" of
Danny's check.
But I hadn't. I had tampered with the timestream
and didn't have a valid check at all. And that meant—
—that I was a canceled check too.
Because whatever I did now, this Danny—when he
became Don and went back in time—would not do ex-
actly the same as me. It would be impossible for him to
do so. Just as I had eliminated the Don preceding me,
this Danny was going to eliminate the Don preceding
him—me!
Did I still exist?
Was I about to wink out?
Was it just a matter of time?
Yes—of course it was a matter of time. Ha, ha. The
joke's on me.
No, this couldn't be right; I was thinking in para-
doxes again. After all, I was here and alive—I was me. I
hadn't eliminated Don at all. I had become him and
done things differently, that's all.
Sure—but I still couldn't stop asking myself what
had become of my Don who had done things the other
way and the Don who had given me the newspaper and
told me not to be so greedy. ("Forget about them—you
simply won't become them, that's all," I told myself.
"How would you know?" I answered.)
Let's see . . . there must be a way to figure this out.
Danny had to go back in time and become Don to
his Dan.
If he takes his check back with him, I won't have it
to cash. On the other hand, if I take it forward with me,
he won't have a check to show his Danny. (He'll be
changing the timestream, just like me. Unless—)
What if I gave Danny the false check to take back
with him? Would that undo the damage? Or would it just
make it worse?
My mind began to boggle.
But it was the answer, of course. This Danny would
become my Don! That's why his check would match mine
when he went back to meet me—(and he'd test to see if
he could change the past too! He'd try wearing different
clothes than me: the slacks and sweater!)
And I'd still end up with the money!
Yes, of course. It had to be the answer.
I'd been sitting and staring at the checks for the past
ten miles. Now I handed Danny the false one and he
slipped it into his pocket without even looking at it.
(Ha-ha! I cackled gleefully to myself.)
I realized Danny was saying something: "—what
happens now? Do you go back to your time?
I grinned at him. "Not yet. First we go out to cele-
brate. Like rich people."
This time, I won the argument over who was "gating
to use the bathroom first. I don't mind sharing my razor,
but at least I ought to get the first shave off a new blade.
Danny seemed a little bothered by the pseudo-intimacy
of us both dressing out of the same closet, so I compro-
mised and let him wear the red sports jacket. While he
showered, I reset my belt and flipped back to morning,
phoned The Restaurant and made reservations for two,
then flashed forward again, appearing at the exact instant
I had disappeared and in the same spot. The air hadn't
even had time to rush in. (That was one way to minimize
the jump-shock.)
It was at The Restaurant that I began to realize what
Don had meant the night before and why he had said
what he did. Danny looked so ... innocent. So un-
protected. He needed someone. And I could be that
someone—I was that someone; I knew Danny better
than anyone.
He was my "little brother"—I would watch out for
him; and that would make him feel as secure as I felt
when my "big brother" Don was around. It was a strange
feeling—exciting.
"You'll never have to be alone again," I told him. (I
knew how lonely he was; I knew how much he hated it.)
"You'll always have me. I'll always have you. It makes
more sense this way." (I would keep him from falling into
those bitter, empty moods, those gritty moments of ach-
ing frustration. It would be good for both of us.) "I don't
like being alone either. This way I can share the things I
like with somebody I know likes them too." (No, I would
never be lonely again; I would have my Danny to take
care of. And my Don to take care of me. Oh, it was such a
wonderful feeling to have—how could I make him see?)
"I don't have to try and impress you, you don't have to
try to impress me. There's perfect understanding be-
tween us. There'll never be any of those destructive little
head games that people play on each other, because
there can't be." It all came spilling out, a flood of emo-
tion. (I wanted to reach out and touch him. I wanted to
hold him.) "I like me, Danny; that's why I like you. You'll
feel the same way, you'll see.
"And I guarantee, there are no two people in this
world who understand each other as well as we do."
*    *    *
Life is full of little surprises.
Time travel is full of big ones.
My worrying about paradoxes and canceled checks
had been needless. If I had thought to read the timebelt
instructions completely before I went gallivanting off to
the past and the future, I would have known.
I was right that paradoxes were impossible, but I
was wrong in thinking that the timestream had to be pro-
tected from them. After all, they were impossible. It
wouldn't have mattered whether I had given Danny a
check or not; changes in the timestream are cumulative,
not variable.
What this means is that you can change the past as
many times as you want. You can't eliminate yourself. I
could go back in time nineteen years and strangle myself
in my crib, but I wouldn't cease to exist. (I'd have a dead
baby on my hands though . . .)
Look, you can change the future, right? The future
is exactly the same as the past, only it hasn't happened
yet. You haven't perceived it. The real difference be-
tween the two—the only difference—is your point of
view. If the future can be altered, so can the past.
Every change you make is cumulative; it goes on top
of every other change you've already made, and every
change you add later will go on top of that. You can go
back in time and talk yourself out of winning a million
and a half dollars, but the resultant world is not one
where you didn't win a million and a half dollars; it's a
world where you talked yourself out of it. See the dif-
ference?
It's subtle—but it's important.
Think of an artist drawing a picture. But he's using
indelible ink and he doesn't have an eraser. If he wants to
make a change, he has to paint over a line with white.
The line hasn't ceased to exist; it's just been painted over
and a new line drawn on top.
On the surface, it doesn't seem to make much dif-
ference. The finished picture will look the same whether
the artist uses an eraser or a gallon of white paint, but it's
important to the artist. He's aware of the process he used
to obtain the final result and it affects his consciousness.
He's aware of all the lines and drawings beneath the final
one, the layer upon layer of images, each one not quite
the one—all those discarded pieces; they haven't ceased
to exist, they've just been painted out of view.
Subjectively, time travel is like that.
I can lay down one timeline and then go back and do
things differently the second time around. I can go back
a third time and talk myself out of something, and I can
go back a fourth time and change it yet again. And in the
end, the timestream is exactly what I've made it—it is
the cumulative product of my changes. The closest I can
get to the original is to go back and talk myself out of
something. It won't be the same world, but the dif-
ference will be undetectable. The difference will be in
me. I—like the artist with his painting—will be con-
scious of all the other alternatives that did exist, do exist,
and can exist again.
The world I came from is like my innocence. I can
never recapture it. At best, I can only simulate it. ,
You can't be a virgin twice.
(Not that I would, of course. Virginity seems like a
nice state of existence only to a virgin, only to someone
who doesn't know any better. From this side of the
fence, it seems like such a waste. I remember my first
time, and how I had reacted: Why, this was nothing to be
scared of at all—in fact, it's wonderful! Why had I taken
so long to discover it? Afterward, all the time beforehand
looked so ... empty.)
According to the timebelt instructions, what I had
done by altering the situation the second time around
was called tangling. Mine had been a simple tangle,
easily unraveled, but there was no limit to how complex
a tangle could be. You can tie as many knots in a ball of
yarn as you like.
There really isn't any reason to unravel tangles
(according to the instructions) because they usually take
care of themselves; but the special cautions advise
against letting a tangle get too complex because of the
cumulative effects that might occur. You might suddenly
find that you've changed your world beyond all recogni-
tion—and possibly beyond your ability to live in, let
alone excise.
Excising is what you do when you bounce back and
talk yourself out of something—when you go back and
undo a mistake. Like winning too much at the races.
(How about that? I'd been tangling and excising and I
hadn't even known it.)
The belt explained the impossibility of paradoxes
this way: If there was only one timestream, then para-
doxes would be possible and time travel would have to be
impossible. But every time you make a change in the
timestream, no matter how slight, you are actually shift-
ing to an alternate timestream. As far as you are con-
cerned, though, it's the only timestream, because you
can't get back to the original one.
So when you use the timebelt, you aren't really
jumping through time, that's the illusion; what you're ac-
tually doing is leaving one timestream and jumping to—
maybe even creating—another. The second one is iden-
tical to the one you just left, including all of the changes
you made in it—up to the instant of your appearance. At
that moment, simply by the fact of your existence in it,
the second timestream becomes a different timestream.
You are the difference.
When you travel backward in time, you're creating
that second universe at an earlier moment. It will de-
velop in exactly the same way as the universe you just
left, unless you act to alter that development.
That the process is perceived as time travel is only
an illusion, because the process is subjective. But be-
cause it's subjective, it really doesn't make any dif-
ference, does it? It's just as good as the real thing. Better,
even; because nothing is permanent; nothing is irrevoca-
ble.
The past is the future. The future is the past. There's
no difference between the two and either can be
changed. I'm flashing across a series of alternate worlds,
creating and destroying a new one every time I bounce.
The universe is infinite.
And so are the possibilities of my life.
*    *    *
I am Dan. And I am Don.
And sometimes I am Dean, and Dino, and Dion,
and Dana. And more . . .
There's a poker game going on in my apartment. It
starts on June 24, 1975. I don't know when it ends.
Every time one of me gets tired, there's another one
showing up to take his place. The game is a twenty-four-
hour marathon. I know it lasts at least a week; on July 2,1
peeked in and saw several versions of myself—some in
their mid-twenties—still grimly playing.
Okay. So I like poker.
Every time I'm in the mood, I know where there's
an empty chair. And when. Congenial people too. I
know they’ll never cheat.
I may have to get a larger apartment though. Five
rooms is not enough. (I need more room for the pool
table.)
Strange things keep happening—no, not strange
things, things that I've learned not to question. For in-
stance, once I saw Uncle Jim—he looked surprised and
vanished almost immediately. It startled me too. I was
just getting used to the idea of his death. I hadn't real-
ized that he would have been using the timebelt too.
(But why not? It was his before it was mine.)
Another time I heard strange noises from the bed-
room. When I peeked in, there was Don in bed with—
well, whoever it was, she was covered by a blanket; I
couldn't see. He just looked at me with a silly expres-
sion, not the slightest bit embarrassed, so I shrugged
and closed the door. And the noises began again.
I'm not questioning it at all. I'll find out. Eventually.
Mostly I've been concentrating on making money.
Don and I (and later, Danny and I) have made a number
of excursions into the past, as well as the future. Some of
our investments go back as far as 1850 (railroads, coal,
steel). 1875 (Bell Telephone). 1905 (automobiles, rubber,
oil, motion pictures). 1910 (airlines, heavy industry, steel
again). 1920 (radio, insurance companies, chemicals,
drugs). 1929 (I picked up some real bargains here. More
steel. Business machines. More radio, more airlines.
More automobiles). 1940 (companies that would some-
day be involved in computers, television, and the aero-
space industry). 1950 (Polaroid and Xerox and Disney).
1960 (More Boeing stock, some land in Florida—es-
pecially around Orlando). Turned out that 1975 was a
good year for bargains too. It was a little too early to buy
stock in something called Apple, but I could buy IBM
and Sony and MCA shares. Oh, and Don said I should
also pick up some stock in 20th Century Fox. There was
a nifty little movie coming up in 1977 that would make a
bit of money.
Down through the decades, I bought a little here, a
little there—not enough to change the shape of the
world, but enough to supply me with a comfortable life-
long fortune. It was a little tricky setting up an invest-
ment firm to manage it, but it was worth the effort.
When I got back to 1975, I found I was worth—
—one hundred and forty-three million dollars.
Hmm.
Actually, the number was meaningless. I was worth
a hell of a lot more. It turned out I owned an investment
monopoly worth several billion dollars, or let's say I con-
trolled it. What I owned was the holding company that
held the holding companies. By the numbers, its value
was only one hundred and forty-three million, but I
could put my hands on a lot more than that if I wanted.
What it meant was that I had unlimited credit.
Hell! If I wanted to, I could own the country! The
world!
Believe it or not, I didn't want to.
I'd lost interest in the money. It was just so much
numbers. Useless except as a tool to manipulate my en-
vironment, and I had a much better tool for that.
Those frequent trips to the past had whetted my
appetite. I had seen New York grow—like a living crea-
ture, the city had swelled and soared; her cast-iron fa-
cades had become concrete; her marble towers gave way
to glass-sided slabs and soaring monoliths. And beyond
that, she became something enchanted: a fantasy of light
and color. Oh, the someday beauty of her!
I became intrigued with history—
I went back to see the burning of the Hindenburg. I
was there when the great zeppelin shriveled in flame
and an excited announcer babbled into his microphone.
I was there when Lindbergh took off and I was there
again when he landed. The little airplane seemed so
frail.
I was there when another airplane smacked into the
• Empire State Building, shattering glass and concrete and
tumbling to the horrified street below. It was unreal.
I saw the Wright brothers' first flight. That was un-
real too.
And I know what happened to Judge Crater.
I saw the blastoff of Apollo II. It was the loudest
sound I've ever heard.
And I witnessed the assassination of Abraham Lin-
coln. It wasn't dramatic at all; it was sad and clumsy.
I was there (via timeskim) at Custer s last stand.
I witnessed the completion of the first transconti-
nental railroad. (The guy who was supposed to pound in
the gold spike slipped and fell in the mud.)
I've seen the Chicago fire and the San Francisco
earthquake.
I was at the signing of the Declaration of Indepen-
dence. (How far we have come since then. . . .)
I saw the burning of Atlanta.
And I've seen the original uncut versions of D. W.
Griffith's Intolerance and Merian C. Cooper's King Kong
and 2001: A Space Odyssey.
I was there the day the Liberty Bell cracked.
And I saw the fall of the Alamo.
I witnessed the battle of the Monitor and the Merri-
mack.
I attended a band concert conducted by John Philip
Sousa.
I heard Lincoln deliver his Gettysburg Address. I
recorded it on tape.
I've seen Paul Revere's midnight ride and the
Boston Tea Party.
I've met George Washington and Thomas Jefferson.
And I watched Columbus come ashore.
I saw Ben Franklin flying a kite on a rainy day.
I was there when Bell tested his first telephone.
"Mr. Watson, come here. I want you."
I witnessed Galileo's experiment—when he
dropped two lead balls of different weights from the
tower of Pisa.
I have seen performances of plays by William Shake-
speare. At the Globe Theater in London.
I watched Leonardo da Vinci as he painted La Jac-
onde, the Mona Lisa. (I will not tell you why she smiles.)
And I watched as his rival, Michelangelo, painted the
Sistine Chapel.
I've heard Strauss waltzes, conducted by Strauss
himself.
I saw the disastrous premiere of Stravinsky's Rites of
Spring. And Ravel's Bolero too.
I've heard Beethoven's symphonies—as conducted
by Beethoven himself.
And Mozart. And Bach. (I've seen the Beatles too.)
And the beheading of Ann Boleyn and Thomas
More.
I've seen the signing of the Magna Carta.
I have visited Imperial Rome. Nero and Tiberius
and Julius Caesar himself. Cleopatra was ugly.
And ancient Greece. The sacking of Troy was more
than a myth.
I have witnessed performances of plays by Sopho-
cles and watched as Plato taught Aristotle and Aristotle
taught Alexander. I saw Socrates drink the cup of
hemlock.
I have witnessed the crucifixion of one Jesus of
Nazareth. He looked so sad.
And more.
I have seen dinosaurs. I have seen the thunder liz-
ards walk the Earth. The Brontosaurus, the Stego-
saurus, and Triceratops—and the Tyrannosaurus Rex,
the most fearsome monster ever to stalk the world.
I have seen the eruption of Vesuvius and the death
of Pompeii.
I have seen the explosion of Krakatoa.
I watched an asteroid plunge from the sky and shat-
ter a giant crater in what would someday be Arizona.
I've witnessed the death of Hiroshima by atomic
fire.
I've timeskimmed from the far distant past and
watched as the Colorado River carved out the Grand
Canyon—a living, twisting snake of water cutting away
the rock.
And more.
I've been to the year 2001 and beyond. I've been to
the moon.
I've walked its surface in a flimsy spacesuit and held
its dust in my hands. I've seen the Earth rise above the
Lunar Apennines.
I've visited Tranquillity Base—and flashing back to
the past, I watched the Eagle land. I saw Neil Armstrong
come ashore.
And more.
I've been to Mars. I've been to the great hotels that
orbit Jupiter and I've seen the rings of Saturn.
I've timeskimmed from the far past to the far future.
I have seen Creation.
I have seen how Entropy ravages everything.
From Great Bang to Great Bang—the existence of
the Earth is less than a blink; the death of the sun by
nova, almost unnoticeable.
I've seen the future of mankind—
I like to think I understand, but I know that I don't.
The future of the human race is as alien and in-
comprehensible to me as the year 1975 would be to a
man of Charlemagne's era. But wondrous it is indeed,
and filled with marvelous things.
There is nothing that I cannot witness—
—but there is little that I can participate in.
I am limited. By my language, by my appearance,
by my skin color, and my height.
I am limited to life in a span of history maybe two
hundred years in each direction. Beyond that, the lan-
guages are difficult: the meanings have altered, the pro-
nunciations and usages too complex to decipher. With
effort, perhaps, I can communicate; but the farther I go
from 1975, the harder it is to make myself understood.
And there are other differences. In the past, I am
too tall. The farther back I travel, the shorter everybody
becomes. And the farther forward I go, the taller. In the
not-too-distant future, I am too short—humanity's evolu-
tion is upward.
And there are still other differences. Disturbing
ones.
There are places where my skin is the wrong color,
or my eyes the wrong shape. And there is one time in
the future when I am the wrong sex.
There are places where people's faces are—dif-
ferent.
I can witness.
I cannot participate.
But witnessing is enough: I have seen more of his-
tory than any other human being. I have timeskimmed
and timestopped and my journeys have been voyages of
mystery and adventure.
There is much that I don't understand. There are
things that are incomprehensible to one who is not of the
era and the culture.
But still—the proper study of humanity is humanity
itself.
History is not just old news.
It's people. It's the ebb and flow of life. It's the sound
of bells and horns, the stamp of boots in the street, the
flapping of banners in the wind, the smell of smoke and
flowers. It's bread and trains and newspapers. It's the
acrid smell of the herd, and the press of the crowd. It's
surprise and glory and fear. It's confusion, panic, and di-
saster—
—and above all, history is triumphl
It is the triumph of individuals creating, designing,
building, changing, challenging—never quitting. It is
the continual victory of the intellect over the animal; the
unquenchable vitality of life! Passion overwhelms de-
spair and humanity goes on; sometimes seething, some-
times dirty, sometimes even unspeakably evil.
But always—despite the setbacks—the direction is
always upward.
If I must taste the bitterness, it is worth it; because I
have also shared the dreams.
And the promise.
I have seen its fulfillment.
I know the truth and the destiny of the human race.
It is a proud and lonely thing to be a man.
*    *    *
This part, I think, may be the hardest to record.
It was inevitable, I suppose, that it happen, but it
has caused me to do some serious thinking. About my-
self. About Dan. About Don.
When Uncle Jim died, I thought my life would be
changed, and I worried about the directions it might
take. When I thought I had eliminated myself by a time-
belt paradox, I realized how much I feared dying—I re-
alized how much I needed to be Dan to my Don and
Don to my Dan.
But this—
—this makes me question the shape of my whole
life.
What am I? Who am I?
What am I doing to myself?
Have I made a wrong decision? Am I moving in a
strange and terrible direction?
I wish I knew.
It started—when? Yesterday evening? Time is
funny when you don't live it linearly. When I get tired, I
sleep, I flip forward or backward to the nearest nighttime
and climb into bed.
If I'm not tired, and it’s night, I flash to day and go
to the beach. Or I jump to winter and go skiing. I stay as
long as I want, or as short as I want. I stay for weeks or
only a few minutes. I'm not a slave to the clock—nor
even to the seasons.
What I mean is, I'm no longer living in a straight
line.
I bounce back and forth through the days like a tem-
poral Ping-Pong ball. I don't even know how old I am
anymore. I think I've passed my twentieth birthday, but
I'm not sure.
It's strange. . . .
Time used to be a flowing river. I sailed down it and
watched the shores sweep past: here, a warm summer
evening, ice tinkling in lemonade glasses; there, a cool
fall morning, dead leaves crunching underfoot and my
breath in frosty puffs. Time was a slowly shifting pan-
orama along the river bank. I was a leaf in the water. I
was carried helplessly along, a victim of the current.
Now I'm out of the river and standing on the bank. I
am the motion and time is the observer. No longer a
victim, I am the cause. All of time is laid out before me
like a table, no longer a moving entity, but a vast and
mutable landscape. I can leap to any point on it at will.
Would I like a nice summer day? Yes, there's a pleasant
one. Am I in the mood for a fall morning? Ah, that's nice.
I don't have to wait for the river to carry me to a place
where I might be able to find that moment—I can go
exactly to it.
No moment can ever escape me. I've chased twi-
light and captured dawn. I've conquered day and tamed
the night. I can live as I choose because I am the master
of time.
I laugh to think of it. Time is an everlasting smor-
gasbord—and I am the gourmet, picking here, choosing
there, discarding this unnecessary bit of tripe and taking
an extra piece of filet instead.
But even this temporal mobility, no matter how un-
limited it is, does not keep me from arbitrarily dividing
things into "day" and "night." It must be a human thing
to want to divide eternity into bite-sized chunks. It's
easier to digest. So no matter how many jumps I make,
anything that happened before my last sleep happened
"yesterday," and everything since I woke up (and until I
go to sleep again) is part of my "today." Some of my
"todays" have spanned a thousand years. And "tomorrow"
comes not with the dawn, but with my next awakening.
I think I'm still on a twenty-four-hour life cycle, but
I can't be sure. If I add a few extra hours to my "day" so
as to enjoy the beach a little longer, I find my body tends
to obey the local time, not mine. Perhaps humanity is
unconsciously geared to the sun. At least, it seems that
way. I don't get tired until after the world gets dark. (But
like I said before, I'm not sure how old I am anymore.
I've lost track.)
Anyway. What I'm getting to is that this happened
"yesterday."
Don and I were listening to Beethoven. (The origi-
nal Beethoven. I had gotten a recorder from 2050, a mul-
tichannel device capable of greater fidelity than anything
known in 1975, and had taped all eleven of the master's
symphonies. Yes. All eleven.)
We had spent the day swimming—skinny-dipping
actually (it's strange to watch your own nude body from a
distance), and now we were resting up before dinner. I
have this mansion in the hills overlooking the San Fer-
nando Valley; the view is spectacular. All fields and or-
chards. Even the bedroom has a picture window.
It was dusk. The sun was just dipping behind the
hills to the west. It was large and orange through the
haze. Don had turned on the stereo and collapsed ex-
haustedly on the bed (a king-size water bed) without
even toweling off.
I didn't think anything of it. I was tired too. I made
an attempt to dry myself off, then lay down beside him.
(I'd gotten into a very bad habit with Don—with Dan—
with myself. I'd discovered I didn't like being alone.
Even when I sleep, I need the assurance of knowing
there's somebody next to me. So more and more I found
myself climbing into bed with one or more versions of
myself. Sometimes there's a lot of horseplay and giggling.
What did I want? Did I know? Is that why I did it? It
extends to other things too. I won't swim alone. And sev-
eral times we've showered together, ostensibly so we
could scrub each other's back.)
We were both stretched out naked on the water
bed, just staring at the ceiling and listening to the Pas-
toral Symphony, that part near the beginning where it
goes "pah-rump-pah-pah, rump-pah-pah . . ." (You
know, where Disney's joyous trumpets announce a cas-
cade of happy unicorns.)
It was a good tiredness. Languorous. I was floating
oh so pleasantly and the light show on the ceiling was
swirling in red and pink and purple, shifting to blue and
white.
I'd been getting strange vibrations from Don all day.
I wasn't sure why. (Or perhaps I hadn't wanted to ad-
mit—) He kept looking at me oddly. His glance kept
meeting mine and he seemed to be smiling about some
inner secret, but he wouldn't say what it was. He
touched me a lot too. There had been a lot of clowning
around in the pool, and once I thought he had been
about to—(I must have sensed it earlier, I must have; but
I must have also been refusing to recognize it.)
The symphony had reached that point where it sug-
gests wild dancing, with several false stops, when a soft
pop! in the air made me look up. Another Don. I had
long since gotten used to various versions of myself ma-
terializing and disappearing at random. But I sat up any-
way.
He looked troubled. And tired.
"Which one of you is Dan?" he said. He looked at
me. "You are, aren't you?"
I nodded.
Don, beside me, raised up on one elbow, sending
ripples through the bed, but his gaze was veiled. Don II
looked at him but stepped toward me. He was holding a
sheaf of papers—I recognized it as my, no, his—diary;
that is, his version of my diary.
"I want to excise something," he said.
"What?"
"That is, I think I want to excise it. I'm not sure—"
He looked at me. He sat down on the bed, and for a
moment I thought he was close to tears. He was trem-
bling. "Look, I don't know if this—this thing is good or
bad or what. Maybe the terms are meaningless. I just
don't know. I'm not sure if I should tell you to avoid this
or whether I should let you make your own decision."
He looked at both of us. "I can't talk about it. I mean, I
can't talk about it to you because you wouldn't under-
stand. Not yet. That's why I have to do it this way. Here's
my diary. Read it, Dan. Then you decide for yourself if—
if that's what you want. I mean, it's the only way. You
shouldn't stumble into this. You should either go into it
with your eyes open and be aware of what you're doing,
or you should reject it because you're aware of its pos-
sibility. Either way, it's going to change your—our—
life."
He was very upset, and that made me very con-
cerned. I reached out and touched his arm. He flinched
and pulled away. "Tell me what it is—" I said.
He shook his head adamantly. "Just read the diary."
"I will," I promised. "But stay here until I do, so you
can talk to me about it."
"No, I can't. I tried that once and we ended up
doing exactly what I came back to stop. I mean, I mustn't
be here if you're to make your own choice." And he pop-
ped out of existence. Back to his own future—my future
perhaps? I won't know till I get there.
I picked up the papers and paged through them.
The early parts were identical to mine, even up to
the point where Don and I were listening to Beethoven,
stretched out on the water bed—
*    *    *
What I'm trying to get at is that it started almost
accidently.
Don rubbed himself abstractedly and then
stretched and rolled over on his stomach. He reached
over and grabbed a pillow above my head. "You want
one?" I nodded. He fluffed it and shoved it under my
head, then grabbed another one for himself. He didn't
roll away; instead, he sighed and let his arm fall across
my chest.
Absentmindedly I reached up and stroked his arm.
In response, he gave me a casual hug.
And then he was looking at me and our eyes were
locked in another of those glances. He was mysterious. I
was curious. His smile was bottomless. "What is it?" I
asked.
In answer, he slid himself upward and kissed me.
Just a kiss. Quick, affectionate—and loaded with
desire.
He pulled back and looked at me, still smiling,
watching my reaction.
I was confused. Because I had accepted it. I had let
him kiss me as if it were a totally natural thing for him to
do. I hadn't questioned it at all. His eyes were shining,
and I studied them carefully. He lowered his face to
mine again. . . .
This time the kiss was longer. Much longer.
And he didn't just kiss me. He slid his arms around
me and pulled me to him.
And I helped.
We stretched out side by side, facing each other on
the water bed. We put our arms around each other. And
we kissed.
I realized I liked it.
I liked it.
"Don," I managed to gasp, "We shouldn't—"
He studied me. "But you want to, don't you?"
And I knew he was right.
"Yes, but—" His face was so open, his eyes were so
deep. "But it's wrong—"
"Is it? Why is it?"
"Because it's not right—"
"Is it any worse than masturbation? You mastur-
bated yesterday, Danny, I know. Because I did too. You
were alone in the house, but you're never alone from
yourself."
"I—I—but masturbation isn't—I mean, that's—"
"Danny—" He silenced me with a finger across my
lips. "I want to give you pleasure, I want to give you me,
You have your arms around me. You have your hands on
me. You like what you feel, I know you do."
And he was right. I did like it. I did enjoy it.
He was so sure of himself.
"Just relax, Danny," he whispered. "Just relax." He
kissed me again and I kissed him back.

*    *    *
I've done it twice now. I've been seduced and I've
seduced myself. Or maybe I should say, after Don se-
duced me, I seduced Danny.
I'm filled with the joy of discovery. A sense of shar-
ing. My relations with Don—with Dan—have taken on
a new intensity. There is a lot more touching, a lot more
laughter, a lot more . . . intimacy.
I look forward to tonight—and yet, I also hold myself
back. The anticipation is delightful. Tonight, tonight . . .
(I begin to understand emotion. Now I know why
there are love songs. I touch the button on my belt. I fly
to meet myself.)
*    *    *
So this is love.
The giving. The taking.
The abandonment of roles. The opening of the self.
And the resultant sensuality of it all. The delight.
The laughing joy.
Were I to describe in clinical detail for some un-
known reader those things that we have actually done,
the intensity and pleasure would not come through. The
joy would be filtered out. The written paragraphs would
be grotesque. Perverse.
Because love cannot be discussed objectively.
It is a subjective thing. You must be immersed in it
to understand it. The things that Danny and I (Don and
I) have done, we've done them out of curiosity and de-
light and sharing. Not compulsion. Delight.
And joyous sexuality. We are discovering our
bodies. We are discovering each other. We are children
with a magnificent new toy. Yes, sex is a toy for grown-
ups.
To describe the things we have been doing would
deprive them of their special intimacy and magic. We do
them because they feel good. We do them because in
this way we make each other feel good. We do it out of
love.
Is this love?
It must be. Why didn't I do this sooner?
*    *    *
And yet, I wonder what I am doing.
A vague sense of wrongness pervades my life. I find
myself looking over my shoulder a lot—Who's watching
me? Who's judging my days?
Is it wrong?
I don't know.
There is no one I can talk to about it, not even my-
self. Every Don I know—every Dan—is caught up in
the same whirlpool. None of us is any closer to the truth.
We are all confused.
I'm alone for the first time in days.
It makes no difference. I'm still talking to myself.
I wish some Don from the future would come back
to advise me—but even that's a useless wish. Any Don
who did come back would only be trying to shape me
toward his goals, regardless of mine.
(I did meet one once. I don't know if it was inten-
tional or accidental. He looked to be in his mid-thirties,
maybe older; there were tiny lines at the corners of his
eyes. He was a little darker and a lot heavier than me.
He said, "You look troubled, Danny. Would you like to
talk about it?" I said yes, but when we sat down on the
couch, he put his arm around my shoulders and tried to
pull me close. I fled into yesterday—Is that my future?
Am I condemning myself to a life of that?)
(Is condemning even the right word? There are
times when I am lying in Danny's arms when I am so
happy I want to shout. I want to run out in the middle of
the street and scream as loud as I can with the over-
whelming joy of how happy I am. There are times when I
am with Don that I break down and cry with happiness.
We both cry with happiness. The emotion is too much to
contain. There are times when it is very good and I am
happier than I have ever been in my life. Is that con-
demnation?)
(Must I list all those moments which I would never
excise? The times we went nude swimming on a Califor-
nia beach centuries before the first man came to this con-
tinent. The night when six of us, naked and giggling,
discovered what an orgy really was. [I've been to that
orgy four times now—does that mean I have to visit it
twice more? I hope so.] I had not realized what pleasure
could be—)
But when I think about it logically, I know that its
wrong. I mean, I think it's wrong. I'm not sure. I've
never had to question it before.
Man was made to mate with woman. Man was not
made to mate with man.
But does that mean man must not mate with man?
No matter how many arguments I marshal against
it, I am still outvoted by one overwhelming argument for
it.
It's pleasurable. I like it.
So I rationalize. I tell myself that it's simply a com-
plex form of masturbation. I know it. This is something
more. I respond to Dan as if he were another person, as
if he were not myself. I am both husband and wife, and I
like both roles.
Oh my God—what have I done to myself?
What have I done?
Rationalization cannot hide the truth. How can any-
thing that has given me such happiness leave me so un-
happy?
Please. Someone. Help.
*    *    *
I put the pages down and looked at Don. The mood
of the moment had abruptly evaporated. "You've read
this, haven't you?"
He wouldn't meet my gaze; he simply nodded.
I narrowed my eyes in sudden suspicion. "How far
ahead of me are you?" I asked. "One day? Two days? A
week? How much of my future do you know?"
He shook his head. "Not much. A little less than a
day."
"I'm your yesterday?"
He nodded.
"You know what we were about to do?" I held up the
papers meaningfully.
He nodded again.
"We would have done it if he hadn't stopped us,
wouldn't we?"
"Yes," said Don. "In fact, I was just about to—"
He stopped, refused to finish the sentence.
I thought about that for a moment. "Then you know
if we are going to—I mean, you know if we did it."
He said, "I know." His voice was almost a whisper.
Something about the way he said it made me look at
him. "We did—didn't we?"
"Yes."
Abruptly, I was finding it hard to talk. He tried to
look at me, but I wouldn't meet his gaze.
"Dan," he said. "You don't understand. You won't
understand until you're me."
"We don't have to do it," I said. "Both of us have free
will. Either of us can change the future. I could say no.
And you—even though you have your memory of doing
it, you could still refuse to do it again. You could change
the past. If you wanted to."
He stretched out a hand. "It's up to you. ..."
"No," I shook my head. "You're the one who makes
the decisions. I'm Danny, you're Don. Besides, you've
already—you've already done it. You know what it's like.
You know if it will... be good, or if we should . . . avoid
it. I don't know, Don; that's why I have to trust you." I
looked at him. "Do we do it?"
Hesitation. He touched my arm. "You want to, don't
you?”
After a moment I nodded. "Yes. I want to see what
it's like. I—I love you."
"I want to do it too."
"Is it all right, though?" I held my voice low. "I
mean, remember how troubled Don looked?"
"Danny, all I remember is how happy we were."
I looked at him. There was a tear shining on his
cheek.
It was enough. I pressed against him. And we both
held on tight.
*    *    *
I put the papers down and looked at Don. "I had a
feeling we were heading toward it," I said.
He nodded. "Yes." And then he smiled. "At least,
now it's out in the open."
I met his gaze. "I'm surprised it didn't happen
sooner. ..."
"Think about it," he said. "It can't happen until
Danny is ready. Any Don can try to seduce him, but
unless Danny wants it to, it won't happen."
"So it's really me who's doing the seducing, isn't it?"
Don grinned. He rolled over on his back and spread
his arms in invitation. "I'm ready."
So was I. I moved into them and kissed him.
And wondered why previous versions of myself had
been so afraid.
I wanted to do it. Wasn't that reason enough?
*	*    *
Evolution, of course.
I had provided a hostile environment for those of
me with doubts about their sexuality. They had excised
themselves out of existence.
Leaving only me. With no doubts at all.
Survival of the fittest?
More likely, survival of the horniest.
I know who I am. I know what I want.
And I'm very happy.
If I'm not, I know what I can do about it.
*	*    *
As I was going up the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today.
I wish, I wish he'd go away!

     —Hughes Mearns
         The Psychoed
*    *    *
—only, the little man was me.
I keep running into versions of myself who have
come back from the future to tell me to be sure to do
something or not to do something. Like, do not fly Amer-
ican Airlines Flight 191 from O'Hare to LAX on such and
such a date. (It's a DC-10 and the engine falls off.) Or, do
not go faster than seventy miles per hour on the freeway
today. (The highway patrol is having radar checks.)
Things like that.
I used to wonder about all those other Dans and
Dons—even though I knew they weren't, it still seemed
like they were eliminating themselves. They're not, but
it seems that way.
What it is, of course, is that I am the cumulative
effect of all their changes. I—that is, my consciousness—
have never gone back to excise anything. At least I have
no memory of ever having done so.
If they didn't exist to warn me, then I wouldn't have
been warned and I would have made the mistake they
would have warned me against, realized it was a mistake
and gone back to warn myself. Hence, / am the result of
an inevitable sequence of variables and choices.
But that precludes the concept of free will. And ev-
erything I do proves again that I have the ultimate free
will—I don't have to be responsible for any of my actions
because I can erase them any time. But does the erasure
of certain choices always lead to a particular one, or is it
just that that particular one is the one most suitable for
this version of me? Is it my destiny to be homosexual and
some other Danny's destiny to not be . . . ?
The real test of it, I guess, would be to try and ex-
cise some little incident and see what happens—see
what happens to me. If it turns out I can remember ex-
cising it, then that would prove that I have free will.
If not—if I find I've talked myself out of something
else—then I'm running along a rut, like a clockwork
mechanism, doomed to play out my programmed actions
for some unseen cosmic audience, all the time believing
that I have some control over those actions.
The test—
*    *    *
	
—was simple. And I passed it.
I simply went back to May 21, 1975, and talked my-
self out of going to the races. ("Here todays paper," I
said. "Go to the races yesterday." Danny was startled, of
course, and he must have thought me a little crazy, but
he agreed not to go to the races on May 21.)
So. I had excised my first trip to the track. In this
world I hadn't made it at all.
Just to double-check, I drove out to the race track.
Right. I wasn't there. (An interesting thing happened
though. In the fourth race, Harass didn't bump Tum-
bleweed and wasn't disqualified. If I had been there to
bet, I would have lost everything—or would I? The Don
I might have been might have foreseen that too. But why
had that part of the past been changed? What had hap-
pened? Something I must have done on one of my other
trips must have affected the race.)
But I'd proved it to my own satisfaction. I had free
will.
I had all of my memories of the past the way I had
lived it, yet I had excised part of it out of existence. I
hadn't eliminated myself and I hadn't had any of my
memory magically erased. I remembered the act of excis-
ing.
There might have been differences—perhaps even
should have been differences—in my world when I
flashed forward again. Perhaps the mansion should have
disappeared, or perhaps my fortune should have been
larger or smaller; but both were unchanged. If there
were any differences, they would have to be minor. I
didn't go looking for them.
The reason?
The mansion had been built in 1968, a good seven
years before Danny had been given the timebelt. (I had
done that on purpose.) Because it had already existed in
1975, it was beyond his (our? my?) reach to undo unless
he went back to 1967. The same applied to my financial
empire. It should be beyond the reach of any of my ca-
sual changes.
Of course, from a subjective point of view, neither
the mansion nor the money existed until after I'd gotten
the timebelt—but time travel is only subjective to the
traveler, not the timestream. Each time I'd made a
change in the timestream, it was like a new layer to the
painting. The whole thing was affected. Any change
made before May 21, 1975, would be part of Danny's
world when he got the timebelt. Unless he—later on—
went back and excised it in a later version of the time-
stream. And if he did, it still wouldn't affect me at all. It
would be his version of the timestream and he would be
a different person from me, with different memories and
different desires. Just as there were alternate universes,
there were also alternate Dannys.
My house already existed. My investments in the
past were also firmly in existence. He could not erase
them by refusing to initiate them, he would only be
creating a new timestream of his own, one that would be
separate from mine.
In effect, by altering my personal past, I am excising
a piece of it, but I'm not destroying the continuity of this
timestream. I'm only destroying my own continuity—
except that I'm not, because I still have my memories.
Confusing? Yes, I have to keep reminding myself
not to think in terms of only one timestream. I am not
traveling in time. I am creating new universes. Alternate
universes—each one identical to the one I just left up to
the moment of my insertion into it. From that instant on,
my existence in it causes it to take a new shape. A shape
I can choose—in fact, I must choose; because the time-
stream will be changed merely by my sudden presence
in it, I must make every effort to exercise control in order
to prevent known sequences of events from becoming
unknown sequences.
This applies to my own life too. I am not one person.
I am many people, all stemming from the same root.
Some of the other Dans and Dons I meet are greatly
variant from me, others are identical. Some will repeat
actions that I have done, and I will repeat the actions of
others. We perceive this as a doubling back of our sub-
jective timelines. It doesn't matter, I am me, I react to it
all. I act on it all.
From this, I've learned two things.
The first is that I do have free will.
With all that implies. If I am a homosexual, then I
am that way by choice. Should it please me to know that?
Or should it disturb me? I don't know—I'm the me who
likes it too much to excise. So I guess that's the answer,
isn't it?
And that's the second thing I've learned—that every
time I travel into the past, I am excising. I am erasing the
past that was and creating a new one instead. I didn't
need to excise my first trip to the races to prove that I
had free will—I'd already proved it the first time I was
Don, when I'd worn a windbreaker instead of a sweater.
Every time I excise, I'm not erasing a world. I'm
only creating a new one for myself.
For myself—meaning, this me.
Because every time I excise, I am also creating ver-
sions that are not me.
There are Daniel Eakinses who are totally different
people than I am.
The Danny that I told not to go to the races—he'll
go off into a timestream of his own creation; he'll have
different memories, and eventually, different needs and
desires. His resultant timestreams may be similar to
mine, or, just as likely, they'll be different.
And if he can be different from me—
—then there are an infinite number of Dannys who
are different from me.
Somewhere there exist all the possible variations of
all the possible people I could be.
I could by any of them—but I cannot be all.
I can only be one of the variations. I will be the
variation of myself that pleases me the most.
And that suggests—
—that my free will may be only an illusion, after all.
If there are an infinite number of Dans, then each
one thinks he is choosing his own course. But that isn't
so. Each one is only playing out his preordained instruc-
tions—excising, altering, and designing his timestream
to fit his psychological template and following his emo-
tional programming to its illogical extreme . . .
*	*    *
But if each of us is happiest in the universe he
builds for himself, does it matter?
Does it really matter if there's no such thing as free
will?
*	*    *
It bothers me—this me.
I need to know that there is some important reason
for my existence. There must be something special about
me.
*	*    *
I will find the answer!
*	*    *
Yes. Of course.
*	*    *
I know what my mission is. I know who I am.
I should have realized it when the timebelt was first
given to me.
I am destined to rule the universe.
I am God.
*	*    *
But I must never let them find out, or they will try
to kill me.
*	*    *
I think I will kill them first.
*	*    *
If I ever get out of this room, I will kill them all!
*	*    *
I made a point of cautioning Danny, "I don't know if
he can be cured. But I am sure we can never trust him
with a timebelt again. I think we'll have to be very care-
ful to see that he doesn't get out. A paranoid schizo-
phrenic running amok through time could be
disastrous—not only for the rest of the world, but for us
as well."
Danny was thoughtful as he peered through the
one-way glass. "It's lucky that we caught him in time."
His voice caught on the last word; I think—I know—he
was a little shaken at seeing the drooling maniac he might
have become. I hadn't gotten used to the sight either.
I said, "I think he wanted to be caught. We got him
at a point where he was still conscious of what was hap-
pening to himself."
"If he ever does get his hands on another timebelt,"
Danny asked, "he could come back and rescue himself,
couldn't he?"
I nodded. "That's partly why it was so hard to trap
him. We had to get him into a timeline where he had no
foreknowledge of where he was going, otherwise he
would have jumped ahead to help himself against us. We
wouldn't even have known about him if he hadn't kept
coming farther and farther back into the past; one of us
must have eventually recognized what was happening
and gone for treatment, then come after this one who
was still rampaging around. That's when I was called in to
help. We had to deny him any chance to look into his
own future until we could get the belt off him. The fact
that he hasn't been rescued yet is a pretty good sign that
this is the end of the line for this variant."
Danny grinned. "Well, just the fact that we're
standing here talking about it proves that."
"Uh-huh," I said. I put my hand on his shoulder.
"I'm from a line where they caught it in me before it got
this far. I never went through that." I pointed at the
glass. "You, you're a variant too. You're from even earlier.
Neither of us is in there. He could be incurable—and if
that's the case, then he has to stay in there. Forever.
He—and I mean all of us—has to be either completely
safe, or the timebelt must be held beyond his reach. The
consequences—" I didn't have to finish the sentence.
Danny bit his lip. "You're right, of course. It's just
that I don't like seeing him there."
"It's for his own good," I said. "More important, it's
for our good. If time travel is the ultimate personal free-
dom, then it's also the ultimate personal responsibility."
"I guess so," he said and turned away from the glass.
I didn't add anything to that and we left the hospital
for the last time.
*    *    *
Today President Robert F. Kennedy announced that
"in response to recent discoveries, the United States is
initiating a high-priority research program to investigate
the possibilities of travel through time."
So in order to protect myself (and my one-man mo-
nopoly), I had to go back and unkill Sirhan Sirhan. Dam-
mit.
The "recent discoveries" he was referring to were
some unfortunate anachronisms which I seem to have
left in the past.
I thought I had been more careful, but apparently I
haven't. One of the Pompeiian artifacts in the British
Museum has definitely been identified as a fossilized
Coca-Cola bottle from the Atlanta, Georgia, bottling
plant.
Well, I never said I was neat. . . .
I don't remember dropping the Coke bottle, but if
it's there, I must have. Unless some other version of me
left it there—
That is possible. The more I bounce around time,
the more versions of me there are; many of us seem to be
overlapping, but I have observed Dans and Dons doing
things that I never have or never will—at least I don't
intend to—so if they exist in this timeline, they must be
other versions, just "passing through."
Either they're around to react to me, or I'm sup-
posed to react to them. Or both. Certain fluxes must
keep occurring, I guess—I assume there are mathe-
matical formulae for expressing them, but I'm no mathe-
matician—which necessitate two or more versions of
myself coming into contact: such as the Don who came
back through time to warn me against winning three mil-
lion dollars at the race track on May 20.
That one was a situation where three versions of me
had to exist simultaneously in one world: Dan, Don, and
ultra-Don (who was excising himself). Other situations
have been more complex; the more complex I become,
the more me's there are in this world.
The whole process is evolutionary. Every time
Daniel Eakins eliminates a timeline, he's removing a
nonviable one and replacing it with one that suits him
better. The world changes and develops, always working
itself toward some unknown utopia of his own personal
design.
My needs and desires keep changing, so does the
world. (I must be about thirty now. I have no way of
keeping track, but I look about that age.) I have lived in
worlds dedicated to the pursuit of pleasure—sexual fan-
tasies come true. I had lived in other worlds too, harsher
ones, for the sense of adventure. World War II was my
private party.
But always, whenever I create a specialized world, I
make a point of doing it very, very carefully with one or
two easily reversed changes.
I do not want to get too far from home—meaning
my own timeline. I do not want to get lost among alter-
nate worlds with no way to get back and no way to find
out what changes I made to create that alternate world.
So I make my changes one at a time and double-
check each one before introducing another. If I decide I
do not like a world, I will know exactly how to excise it. (I
thought I had done right when I kidnapped the baby
Hitler and left him twenty years away from his point of
origin, but that had serious repercussions on the world of
1975, so I had to put the baby back. Instead I let Hitler
be assassinated by his own generals in 1939. Much
neater all around.)
For a while I was on an anti-assassination kick. I
have had the unique pleasure of tapping Lee Harvey Os-
wald on the shoulder (Yes, I know there were people who
had doubts about who did it—but I was there; I know it
was Oswald) just before he would have pulled the trigger.
Then I blew his head off. (John Wilkes Booth, James Earl
Ray, and Sirhan Sirhan were similarly startled. In two
cases, though, I had to go back and excise my removal of
the assassins. I didn't like the resultant worlds. Some of
our heroes serve us better dead than alive.)
Once I created a world where Jesus Christ never
existed. He went out into the desert to fast and he never
came back.
The twentieth century I returned to was—different.
Alien.
The languages were different, the clothing styles,
the maps, everything. The cities were smaller; the build-
ings were shorter and the streets were narrower. There
were fewer cars and they seemed ugly and inefficient.
There were slave traders in the city that would have been
New York. There were temples to Gods I didn't recog-
nize. Everything was wrong.
I could have been on another planet. The culture
was incomprehensible.
I went back and talked myself out of eliminating
Jesus Christ.
Look. I confess to no great love for organized re-
ligion. The idea of Christianity (with a capital C) leaves
me cold. Jesus was only an ordinary human being, I
know that for a fact, and everything that's been done in
his name has been a sham. It's been other people using
his name for their own purposes.
But I don't dare excise that part of my world.
I might be able to make a good case for Christianity
if I wanted. After all, the birth of the Christian idea and
its resultant spread throughout the Western Hemisphere
was a significant step upward in human consciousness—
the placing of a cause, a higher goal, above the goal of
oneself, to create the kingdom of heaven to be created on
Earth. And so on.
But I also know that Christianity has held back any
further advances in human consciousness for the past
thousand years. And for the past century it’s been in di-
rect conflict with its illegitimate offspring, Communism
(again with a capital C). Both ask the individual to sacri-
fice his self-interest to the higher goals of the organiza-
tion. (Which is okay by me as long as it's voluntary; but as
soon as either becomes too big—and takes on that
damned capital C-—they stop asking for cooperation and
start demanding it.)
Any higher states of human enlightenment have
been sacrificed between these two monoliths.
So why am I so determined to preserve the Church?
Because, more than any other force in history, it has
created the culture of which I am a product. If I elimi-
nate the Church, then I eliminate the only culture in
which I am a native. I become, literally, a man without a
world.
Presumably there are worlds that are better than
this one, but if I create them, it must be carefully, be-
cause I have to live in them too. I will be a part of what-
ever world I create, so I cannot be haphazard with them.
Just as a time-traveling Daniel Eakins keeps evolv-
ing toward a more and more inevitable version of him-
self, then so does the world he creates. It's a pretty stable
world, especially in the years between 1950 and 2020.
Every so often it needs a "dusting and cleaning" to keep
it that way, but it's a pretty good world.
Just as I keep excising those of me which tend to
extremes, so am I excising those worlds which do not suit
me. I experiment, but I always come back.
I guess I'm basically a very conservative person.
*    *    *
Once in a while I wonder about the origins of the
timebelt. Where did it come from?
Who built it—and why?
I have a theory about it, but there's no way to check
for sure. Just as I am unable to return to the timeline of
my origin, so is the timebelt unable to return to its. All I
can do is hypothesize . . .
But figure it this way: At some point in some time-
line, somebody invents a time machine. Somebody. Any-
body. Makes no difference, just as long as it gets
invented.
Well, that's a pretty powerful weapon. The ultimate
weapon. Sooner or later some power-hungry individual
is going to realize that. Possession and use of the time-
belt is a way for a man to realize his every dream. He can
be king of the world. He can be king of any world—
every world!
Naturally, as soon as he can, he's going to try to im-
plement his ideas.
The first thing he'll do is excise the world in which
the timebelt was invented, so no one else will have a belt
and be able to come after him. Then he'll start playing
around in time. He'll start rewriting his own life. He'll
start creating new versions of himself; he'll start evolving
himself across a variety of timelines.
Am I the trans-lineal beneficiary of that person?
Or maybe the timebelt began another way—
It looks like a manufactured product, but very rug-
ged. Could it have been built for military uses? Could
some no longer existent nation have planned to rule
throughout history by some vast timebelt-supported dic-
tatorship? Am I the descendant of a fugitive who found a
way to excise that tyranny?
Or—and this is the most insane of all—is it that
somewhere there's a company that's manufacturing and
selling timebelts like transistor radios? And anyone who
wants one just goes to his nearby department store,
plunks $23.95 down on the counter, and gets all his
dreams fulfilled?
Crazy, isn't it?
But possible.
As far as the home timeline is concerned, all those
people using timebelts have simply disappeared. As far
as each subjective traveler knows, he's rewriting all of
time. It makes no difference either way; the number of
alternate universes is infinite.
The more I think about it, the more likely that latter
possibility seems.
Consider it's the far future. You've almost got uto-
pia—the only thing that keeps every man from realizing
all of his dreams is the overpopulation of the planet
Earth. So you start selling timebelts—you give them
away—pretty soon every man is a king and the home
world is depopulated to a comfortable level. The only
responsibility you need to worry about is policing your-
self, not letting schizoid versions of yourself run around
your timeline. (Oh, you could, I suppose, but could you
sleep nights knowing there was a madman running loose
who wanted to kill you?) The reason is obvious—you
want to keep your own timelines stable, don't you?
Is that where it started?
Is that where Uncle Jim came from? Did he buy
himself a timebelt and excise the world that created it?
I don't know.
I suspect, though, that a timebelt never gets too far
from the base timeline, and that the user-generated dif-
ferences in the timelines are generally within predicta-
ble limits.
Because the instructions are in English.
Wherever it was manufactured, it was an English-
speaking world. With all that implies. History. Morals.
Culture. Religion. (Perhaps it was my home timeline
where the belt began, perhaps just a few years in my
future.)
Obviously the belt was intended for people who
could read and understand its instructions. Otherwise,
you could kill yourself. Or worse. You could send your-
self on a one-way trip to eternity. (Read the special cau-
tions.)
If the average user is like me, he's too lazy to learn a
new language (especially one that might disappear for-
ever with his very next jump), so anyone with a timebelt
is likely to keep himself generally within the confines of
his own culture. His changes will be minimal: he'll alter
the results of a presidential election, but he won't change
the country that holds that election. At least not too
much. So the timebelts remain centered around the En-
glish-speaking nexus.
Those users who do go gallivanting off to Jesus-less
universes will find themselves in worlds where English
never developed. If they elect to stay, making it their
new homeline, they can continue to spin off any number
of themselves. But when the last version dies, that's
where the belt stops. There's no one in that timeline who
can read the directions.
A timebelt either stays close to home, or it stops
being used. Should anyone attempt to use the belt,
they'll probably eliminate themselves. You can't learn
time-tracking by trial and error. It's crude, but effective.
It's an automatic way of eliminating extreme variations of
the homeline.
Just what the homeline is, though, I'll never know.
I've come so far in the ten or more years I've been
using the belt that I'm not sure I even remember where I
started.
I wish I could talk to Uncle Jim about it, but I can't.
He's not in this timeline.
Too late I went looking for him, but he wasn't there.
I don't know what it was, I've made so many changes,
but something I did must have excised him. I don't know
what to undo to find him.
I've removed myself from my last real contact
with—with what? Reality?
I've never been so lonely in my life.
*    *    *
Maybe I'm lost in time.
It's a fact, I don't know where I am.
I went looking for Uncle Jim and couldn't find him.
When I realized that I must have accidentally excised
him (probably by one of my "revisions" in this world), I
went looking for myself. If I caught myself on May 19,
1975, when I was given the timebelt, perhaps I could
keep myself from editing out my uncle.
But I wasn't there either.
I do not exist in this timeline.
There is no Daniel Eakins here, nor any evidence to
indicate that he ever existed.
In this world I have no more past than I did in the
Jesus-less world. I have no origins.
And no future either.
If I cannot find younger versions of myself, perhaps
there are older versions—but if there are, where are
they? I have met no one in this timeline, at least no one
whom I have not become within a few days.
Where is my future?
The house has never seemed so empty.
The poker game is deserted, the pool table is
empty, the bedroom lies unused. The stereo is silent,
the swimming pool is still, and I feel like a ghost walking
through a dead city. The crowds of me have vanished.
My past has been excised, and I have no future.
Am I soon to die in this timeline?
Or do I just desert it?
Is that why I'm no longer here?
(Am I hiding from myself—why doesn't a Don come
back to help me?)
If this timeline is a dead end, then where am I
going?
I wish I had my Uncle Jim.
I wish I had my Don.
Or even my Dan. Sweet Dan . . .
I've never been so scared.
Don, if you read this, please help me.
*    *    *
I must be logical about this.
One of two things has happened—is about to hap-
pen.
The me I am about to become has obviously found a
new timeline. Either he doesn't want to come back to
this one, or he is unable to. Perhaps he has made some
change that he can't undo. Perhaps he doesn't even know
what that change is.
Is it a change in the world timeline? Has he created
a universe where Aristotle never existed? Or did he acci-
dentally kill Pope Sextus the Fifth? Maybe it was some-
thing subtle, like stepping on a spider ... or fathering a
child who shouldn't have been. Whatever it was, has the
Daniel Eakins I am about to be lost himself in some
strange and alien timeline?
I keep remembering the timeline where Jesus
never lived—am I to be lost in a world like that?
Or is the change something else? Is it in me in-
stead?
Am I about to make some drastic alteration in my
personality? Something I can't excise? Something I
won't want to excise?
Something I am unable to excise?
What if I turn myself into a paraplegic? Or a
mongoloid idiot, incapable of understanding?
Or—am I on the verge of killing myself? Or worse?
For the first time since I was given the timebelt, I
am unable to see the future—my own personal future—
and it scares me.
Now I know what those other people feel. The ones
who aren't me.
*    *    *
Suppose—just suppose—that I wanted to meet an-
other version of myself:
I travel through time and there I am, an earlier or
later Dan. I can stay as long as I want and without any
obligation to relive the time from the other side. After
all, we're really two different people. Really.
The first time I used the timebelt I met Don. Then I
had thought that there was only one of me and that the
seeming existence of two of us was just an illusion. Now I
know that was wrong.
There's an infinite number of me, and the existence
of one is an illusion.
An illusion? Yes, but the illusion is as real to me and
my subjective point of view as the illusion of travel
through time. I still feel like me.
As far as I'm concerned, I'm real.
I think I exist, therefore I exist. I think.
And so do all others.
Now. How do I go about meeting one of them?
One of those other versions of myself, one of the
separate versions?
Not one who is simply me at some other part of my
subjective life—as so many of the Dons and Dans are—
but a Daniel Eakins who has gone off in some entirely
different direction. How would I meet him?
The problem is one of communication. How do I let
him know that I want to meet him? How do I get a mes-
sage across the timelines?
Well, let's see . . .
I could put something in the timebelt itself, a date
and location perhaps, then substitute it into Uncle Jim's
package . . .
No. That part of my past no longer exists in this
world. I excised it—remember?
Well, then, how about if I left a message far in the
past . . .
No, that wouldn't work. Look at the trouble the
Coke bottle almost got me into. Where would I leave it
where only I would discover it? How would I—how
would he—know where to look for it? How could I even
be sure of its enduring for the several thousand years it
might have to? (Besides, I'm not sure it would exist in
any of the timelines that branched off before I got myself
into this dead end. Changes in the timestream are sup-
posed to be cumulative, not retroactive.)
I guess the answer to my question about getting a
message across the timelines is obvious: I don't. There
simply isn't any working method of trans-temporal com-
munication. At least none that I can think of that's
foolproof.
But that doesn't mean I still can't meet another ver-
sion of myself.
I meet different versions of myself all the time. The
mild variants. The only reason I haven't run into a dis-
tant variant is that we haven't been tramping a common
ground.
If I want to find such a variant, I have to go some-
where he's likely to be.
Suppose that somewhere there's another me—a dis-
tant me—who's thinking along the same lines: he wants
to meet a Daniel Eakins who is widely variant from him-
self.
What memories do we have in common?
Hmm, only those that existed before we were given
the timebelt . . .
That's it, of course!
Our birthday.
*    *    *
I was born at 2:17 in the morning, January 24, 1956,
at the Sherman Oaks Medical Center, Sherman Oaks,
California.
Of course, in this timeline, I hadn't been born—
wouldn't be born. Something I had done had excised my
birth; but I knew the date I would have been born and so
did every other Dan.
It was the logical place to look.
In 1977 the Sherman Oaks Medical Center was a
row of seven three- and four-story buildings lining Van
Nuys Boulevard just north of the Ventura Freeway.
In 1956 it comprised only two buildings, one of
which was strictly doctors' offices.
I twinged a little bit as I drove down Van Nuys Bou-
levard of the mid-fifties. I'd been spending most of my
time in the seventies. I hadn't realized . . .
The two movie theaters were still the Van Nuys and
the Rivoli. Neither had been remodeled yet into the Fox
or the Capri—and the Capri was soon to be torn down.
Most of the tall office buildings were missing, and there
were too many tacky little stores lining the street.
And the cars—my god, did people actually drive
those things? They were boxy, high, and bulky. Their
styling was atrocious—Fords and Chevys with the begin-
nings of tail fins and double headlights; Chryslers and
Cadillacs with too much chrome. And Studebakers—
and DeSotos and Packards!
There was a big vacant field where I remembered a
blue glass, slab-sided building that stretched for more
than a block. But the teenage hangout across the street
from it was still alive, still a hangout.
I twinged, because in 1977 I had left a city. This was
only a small town, busy in its own peaceful way, but still
a small town. Why had I remembered it as being excit-
ing?
As I approached the Medical Center itself, I real-
ized with a start that something was missing. Then it hit
me—in 1956 the Ventura Freeway hadn't been built yet,
didn't extend to Van Nuys Boulevard. (I wondered if the
big red Pacific Electric Railroad cars were still running. I
didn't know when they had finally stopped, but the
tracks had remained for years.)
I'd seen Los Angeles in its earlier incarnations, but
the Los Angeles of 1930 had always seemed like another
city, like a giant Disneyland put up for Danny the per-
petual tourist. It wasn't real. But this—this I recognized.
I could see the glimmerings of my own world here, its
embryonic beginnings, the bones around which the flesh
of the future would grow.
I parked my '76 'Vette at the corner of Riverside
Drive and Van Nuys, ignoring the stares of the curious.
I'd forgotten what I was doing and brought it back with
me. So what? Let them think it was some kind of racer. I
couldn't care less. I was lost in thought.
I'd been living my whole life around the same three
years. Sure, I'd gone traveling off to other eras, but those
had been just trips. I'd always returned to 1977 because
I'd always thought of it as home.
I'd folded and compressed my whole life into a span
of just a few months.
Consequently, I lived in a world where the land-
scape never changed. Never.
They'd been building the new dorm for the college
for as long as I could remember. They'd been grading for
the new freeway forever. (Oh, I knew what the finished
structures would look like. I'd even driven the new free-
way; but the time that I knew as home was frozen. Static.
Unchanging.)
I'd lived in the same year for over ten subjective
years. I'd grown too used to the idea that home would
endure forever. For me, the San Fernando Valley was a
stable entity. I'd forgotten what a dynamically alive city
it was because I'd lost the ability to see its growth—
—because I no longer traveled linearly through
time.
Other people travel through time in a straight line.
For them, growth is a constant process, perceived only
when the changes are major ones, or when there is
something to compare them against.
To me, growth is—
—it doesn't exist. Every time I jump, I expect the
world to change. I never equate any era with any other.
Until now, that is.
I knew this city; I'd grown up here—but I'd forgot-
ten that it existed. I'd forgotten what it was like to be a
part of the moving timestream, to grow up with a city, to
see it change as you change. . . .
I'd forgotten so much.
So much.
*    *    *
There was no one at the hospital, of course.
That is, I wasn't there—there were no other ver-
sions of Daniel Jamieson Eakins waiting to meet me.
I should have known it, of course. My birthday fell
within the range of changes I'd been making. I was the
only me in this timeline. If I wanted to find another me,
I'd have to go outside the scope of my temporal activity.
I'd have to go into the past. Deep into the past.
The only way to escape the effects of any change is
to jump back to a point before it happened.
I'd been making changes for the past two hundred
years. If I was to meet a variant Dan, we'd both have to
go back beyond that span.
But how far back?
I stood by the car, jingling my keys indecisively. The
one location I was sure of was this hospital; the one date,
my birthday.
Okay—
This spot. The middle of the San Fernando Valley.
The date: January 24. My birthday.
—one thousand years ago. Exactly.
I got in the car, set the timebelt to include it, and
tapped twice—
*    *    *
POP!
I'd been expecting it, but the jump-shock was still
severe. The pain of it is directly proportional to the
amount of mass making the jump.
Rubbing myself ruefully, I opened the door and got
out.
My Corvette and I were in the middle of a flat
brown plain. Scraggly plants and bushes all around. I
recognized the Hollywood Hills to the southeast. Crisp
blue sky. Unreal; no smog. And dry, almost desertlike
ground stretching emptily to the purple-brown moun-
tains that surrounded the valley. The San Bernardino
range had never looked so forbidding; those black walls
at the far northeast end were undimmed by human haze,
undwarfed by human buildings, unscarred by human
roads. I gazed in awe; I'd never really noticed them be-
fore.
"Well?" said a female voice behind me. "Are you
going to stand there and admire the view all day?"
I whirled—
—she was beautiful.
Almost my height. Hair the same color brown as
mine. Eyes the same color green, soft and downturned.
The same cast of features, only slightly more delicate.
She could have been my sister.
She indicated the car with a nod and a giggle. "Are
you planning to drive somewhere?"
"I—uh, no—that is—I didn't know what I was plan-
ning. I—Hey, who are you?"
"Diane."
"Diane? Is that all?"
She twinkled. "Diana Jane Eakins. Hey, what's the
matter? Did I say something wrong?"
"I'm Dan!" I blurted. "Daniel Eakins. Daniel Jam-
ieson Eakins—"
"Oh—" she said. And then it sunk in. "Oh!"
*    *    *
The silence was embarrassing.
"Uh . . ."I said. "I have this timebelt."
"So do I. My Aunt Jane gave it to me."
"I got mine from my Uncle Jim."
She pointed to a gazebo-like affair about a hundred
yards off. "Would you like to sit down?"
"Did you bring that with you?"
"Uh-huh. Do you like it?"
I followed her through the weeds. "Well, it's dif-
ferent." Judging from its distance and the angle from the
car, she had put it up in the hospital parking lot.
"It's more comfortable than a sports car," she said.
I shrugged. "I won't deny it." I recognized the
gazebo as a variation of the Komfy-Kamper (1998): "All
the comforts of home in a single unit." I wondered if I
should reach out for her hand. She was looking strangely
at me too. I reached out . . .
We walked side by side the short remaining dis-
tance.
"Why did you come back here?" I asked.
"To see if anyone else would," she said. "I was
lonely."
"Me too," I admitted. "I suddenly discovered I
couldn't find myself. I'd excised my past and there didn't
seem to be any me in the future—"
"You too? That's what happened to me. I couldn't
even find my Aunt Jane."
"—so I thought I'd come looking for a variant Dan
and find out what happened."
I stopped abruptly. I certainly had found a variant
Dan. About as variant as I could get ... I wondered
what I was shaped like under those clothes.
She let go of my hand and took a step back; she
cocked her head curiously. "Why are you looking at me
like that?"
"You're very pretty."
She flushed, then she recovered. "You're kind of
cute too." She peered closely at me. "I've always won-
dered what I would look like as a boy. Now I know; I'd be
very handsome." Impulsively she put her hands on my
chest. "And very nicely built too—not too much muscle,
not so many as to look brutish; just enough to look
manly."
Now it was my turn to be embarrassed. I dropped
my gaze to her breasts.
"You can touch me if you want."
I wanted to. I did.
Her breasts were nice.
"I don't wear a bra," she said.
"I noticed."
"Do I pass inspection?" she whispered.
"Oh, yes," I said. "Very much so."
She pressed close to me, she moved her face up to
mine. . . .
The kiss lasted for a very long, long time.
*    *    *
The sun was lowering behind the western hills. The
sky was all shades of purple and orange. Twilight was a
gray-blue haze.
We'd been talking for hours. We'd stopped to eat
and then we'd talked some more.
We had pulled the shades on three sides of the
gazebo and turned the heat up. We sat naked in the glow
of the electric fire and watched the sunset.
"The more I look at you, the prettier you get," she
murmured.
"You too." I stretched across the heater and kissed
her.
"Careful," she said after a moment. "Don't burn
anything off. We may want to use it again."
"I hope so." I kissed her again, while she cupped
me protectively. I moved closer.
We lay there side by side for a while. "I can't get
over how good you feel." Her hands stroked up and
down my back, my sides, my legs; my hands held her
shoulders, her breasts. I kissed them gently, I kissed her
eyelids too.
She looked up at me. "I liked having you inside me.
It was very good."
"I liked being inside you."
She hugged me tight. "I could stay like this forever."
"Me too."
There was silence. The night gathered softly. Our
words hung in the air.
Finally I said, "You know, we could. We could stay
here forever."
"Do you want to ... ?"
"Yes," I whispered. I began to move again. "Oh,
yes."
"Oh, Dan," she gasped. "Oh, my darling, my sweet,
sweet Dan—"
"Oh, baby, yes—" I rearranged my position on top
of her and again the silvery warmth tingled—
Exploded.
Delighted.
*    *    *
—slid into me.
He was around me and inside me, his arms and legs
and penis; we rocked and moved together, we fitted like
one person. He filled me till I overflowed, kindled and
inflamed—
We gasped and giggled and sighed and soared and
sang and laughed and cried and leaped and flew and—
—dazzled and burst, exploding fireworks, surging
fire—
We rustled and sighed. And died. And hugged and
held on.
He was still within me. Sweet squeeze, warmth. I
held him tight. I loved the feel of him, the taste of him. I
loved the smell of him—the sweaty sense of masculine
man. Musky. I melted, under him, around him.
Loved him.
*    *    *
January night. Cold wind. We pulled the last shade.
There was just one more thing. I had to make it
complete.
"Dan," I whispered. "I have to tell you something."
"What?" In the pink light, his face was glowing.
I took a breath. "I—I'm not exactly a virgin."
"Of course not," he grinned. "We just took care of
that."
"No, that's not what I meant. I wasn't a virgin—
before."
"Oh?"
"I mean—" I forced myself to go on. I had to tell
him everything or it wouldn't be any good. "I was only a
'technical virgin.' I'd never done it with a boy before.
You were the first."
"Yes, of course," he said quietly. "I should have real-
ized. You only did it with ..."
"Only Donna—and Diana. I mean, I only did it
with myself. When I was Donna, I—"
He cut me off gently, "I know."
"Is it all right?" I had to know. "You're not disap-
pointed in me?"
"Of course not. I—understand."
"I only did it because I was lonely."
"No," he said slowly, shaking his head. "You wanted
to do it and you enjoyed it. You did it because you're the
only person you can trust, the only person you feel com-
pletely at ease with, and you wanted to express your feel-
ings and your affection. You did it because you loved
yourself"
"I—yes, you're right." I couldn't deny it.
"Diana," he whispered. "Think a minute. About
me. I'm both Don and Dan. I'm the male reflection of
you."
His eyes were bright.
"Did you—?" I couldn't finish the question.
But he knew what I meant. He nodded. "We did—I
did."
I thought about that. Dan. Diane.
Dan. Diane.
Boy, Girl.
Same. Person.
And suddenly I was crying. Crying, sobbing into his
arms. "Oh, Dan, I'm so sorry—"
He stroked my hair. "It's all right, sweetheart.
There's nothing to be sorry about, nothing at all."
"I'm so stupid—"
"No, you're not. You were smart enough to come
looking for me, weren't you?"
"Oh, no—I didn't know what I was looking for. I just
didn't want to be alone anymore."
"Neither did I. I didn't know what I wanted either,
but you're just perfect—"
"So are you—" I wiped at the tears on his chest. I
didn't know what I was feeling anymore. I felt ripped up
and ripped open. I felt so vulnerable. And at the same
time, I felt everything was all right too. He wasn't me.
But he was. And I couldn't get enough of him. He tasted
good. Was I in love or just infatuated? Or was I trying to
prove something to myself? I don't know. But he was the
first man I ever felt I could trust. I started crying again, I
don't know why. "Hold me, Dan, hold me tight. Don't
let go. I want you inside me again."
"Oh, yes, baby. Yes, yes. Yes—Oh, Danny, I love
you."
"Diane, I love you too!"
*    *    *
The sensuousness of sex. The maleness of me. The
femaleness of her. The physical sensations of strength
and warmth. Flesh against smooth flesh. Firm resis-
tance, supple yielding.
Sex with Diane is different from any kind of sex I
have ever had before. There is something boyish about
her that I find strangely attractive, yet deliciously femi-
nine. I put my arms around her and she is neither male
nor female, but a little of each. And there is something
feminine in me that she responds to. (Perhaps it is a
quality that is common to both of us and independent of
physical gender. An androgynous quality. My body may
be male or it may be female, but I am neither—I am me.)
I keep thinking of Danny, and it is hard not to make
comparisons between the two of them, even though I
know it is unfair to both. But Danny and I (Don and I)
have been through so much together, have meant so
much to each other.
Diane lacks Danny's intensity (yes), but Danny
could never match her sensuality. The sheer physical de-
light of her body, the perfect matching of male to female,
the tenderness of her response to mine; all of these com-
bine to make sex with her an experience that is new to
me. I delight in being with her, in being inside of her,
just as she delights in opening to me. I admit it, I am
fascinated by her body, by the femaleness of her, the ge-
ography, the open depths that I plunge into, again and
again. ... I lose all consciousness. All that exists is the
feeling, the incredible wallow of emotion and silly talk
and discovery after discovery. I know what is happening
to me and I don't care. I admit it happily. I have become
a horny little schoolboy, not just discovering sex—but
inventing it fresh and new, as if it had never existed be-
fore.
Well, it hasn't. Not for us.
I see her as something special. Not a new person,
no, but another reflection of myself. Another Danny per-
haps—and in the most different guise of all.
Yes. Danny with a vagina.
Think of her as he. It is the quality of Danny-ness I
see in him that is so intriguing, so independent of sex-
uality. There is a Danny trapped inside that female body
screaming to let me in. Just as there is a Diane inside
me.
I cannot help but like it.
We enjoy our physical roles as we have never en-
joyed them before; at least I know I do; but deep inside is
a sense of—loss. I think I loved my Danny more. And I
think I know why.
With Danny, the physical forms were identical; the
mental roles could be arbitrary. It was just me and him.
We could choose our roles, we could take turns, we
could be pansexual. I didn't have to be male, I didn't
have to be dominant. With Don I could be weak, with
Don I could cry.
With Diane, it is different.
I feel limited.
And in a sense, I am. I am limited to the role given
me by fate, by gender. My sex is the one thing about
myself I cannot alter. Our bodies determine and define
our roles—at least to the extent that I must be a man to
her woman. Despite all the different roles either of us
are capable of playing for each other, ultimately we can
only return to the ones already assigned us. (If this is
Danny, then Danny is the only woman here. There are
no tradeoffs anymore. Danny has limited our roles.)
There is no other relationship for either of us.
At least, that's how I perceive it.
The relationship is not unenjoyable. Indeed, it is
the most joyous of all. But still, there is that sense of
loss . . .

*    *    *
We have been together how long?
Months, it must be.
We have a home on the edge of prehistory, a villa on
the shores of what someday will be called Mission Bay.
It's a sprawling mansion on a deserted coast, a self-con-
tained unit; it has to be, because we brought it back to
the year 100,000 b.c. A honeymoon cottage for the out-
casts of time.
The sea washes blue across yellow sands. Seagulls
wheel and dive, cawing raucously. The sun blazes bright
in an azure sky. And the only footprints are ours.
We live a strange kind of life in our timeless world.
Loneliness is unknown to us; yet neither of us ever
lacks for privacy. We see each other only when both of us
want it. Never can either force himself on the other.
That's part of being a time traveler.
I cannot journey to her future, nor can she to mine.
When we bounce forward, I am in Danny's world, she is
in Diane's. The only place we can meet is in the past,
because only the past is unaffected by both of us.
Should either of us need to be alone, we simply
bounce to a different point in time. (I have seen the ruins
of this mansion standing forlorn and alone, swept by the
sands and washed by the sea, while the sun lies orange in
the west. These walls will be dust by the time of Christ.)
Returning, I am in her arms again. I am there be-
cause I want to be there.
She vanishes too, but only momentarily; she returns
in a different dress and hair style. I know she has been
gone longer than I have seen, but I know she comes back
to me with her desire at its fullest. I open my arms.
We have never had an argument. It is impossible
when either of you can disappear at the instant of dis-
pleasure. All of our moments are happy ones. Life with
Diane is almost idyllic.
Almost.
Today she told me she was pregnant.
And I'm not sure how I feel about that. There is a
sense of joy and wonder in me—but I am also disturbed.
Jealous that something else, someone else, can make her
glow with such happiness. The look on her face as she
told me—I have seen that intensity only in her climax.
I know I shouldn't be, but I am bothered that I can-
not give her such prolonged intensity of joy. And I am
bothered that someone else is inside of her, someone
other than me.
And yet, I'm happy. Happy for her, happy for me. I
don't know why, but I know that this baby must be some-
thing special.
It must be.
*	*    *
The baby proves something that I have suspected
for a long time. My life is out of control. I am no longer
the master of my own destiny.
There is little that I can do with this situation. Ex-
cept run from it.
Or can I . . . ?
*	*    *
Being pregnant is a special kind of time.
Within me there is life, helpless and small; I can feel
it move. I can feel it grow. I wait eagerly for the day of its
entrance into the world so I can hold it and touch it, love
it and feed it, hold it to my breasts.
This is a special baby. It will be. I know it will be. I
am filled with wonder. I see my body in the mirror,
swollen and beautiful. I run my hands across my bulging
stomach in awed delight. This is something Donna could
never have given me. (I miss her though; I wish she were
here to share this moment. She is, of course. She will be
here when I need her.)
Oh, there is discomfort too, more than I had ex-
pected—the difficulties in bending over and walking,
the back pains and the troubles in the bathroom, the
loginess and the nausea—but it's worth it. When I think
of the small beautiful wonder which will soon burst into
my life, the whole world turns pink and giggly.
I feel that I'm on the threshold of something big.
*	*    *
The baby was born this morning.
It is a boy. A beautiful, handsome, healthy boy.
I am delighted. And disappointed. I had wanted a
girl.
A girl ...
*	*    *
In 2013 the first genetic-control drug was put on the
market. It allowed a man and woman to choose the sex of
their unborn child.
In 2035 in-utero genetic tailoring became practical.
The technique allowed a woman to determine which of
several available chromosomes in the egg and sperm
cells would function as dominants. The only condition
was that the tailoring must be done within the first
month of pregnancy.
In 2110 extra-utero genetic tailoring was wide-
spread. The process allowed the parent to program the
shape of his offspring. A computer-coded germ plasma
could be built, link by amino-acid link, implanted into a
genetically neutral egg, then carefully cultured and de-
veloped, eventually to be implanted inside a womb, ei-
ther real or artificial.
I do not want to design a whole child. I just want a
baby girl. I want her identical to me. I will have to go
back and see Diane before she gets pregnant, but that
should be the easy part.
I will not tell Dan this. I think this is a decision that
I have to make myself. The baby is mine and so is the
decision. My son will be a girl.
*	*    *
The baby was born this morning.
It is a girl. A beautiful, pink little girl.
I am delighted. And disappointed. I had wanted a
boy.
A boy . . .
*	*    *
I will not tell Diane this. I think this is a decision
that I have to make myself (And there are ways that it
can be done so that she will never know. I know when
the child was conceived and I know which drugs to take
beforehand. I will have to either replace Danny, or make
him take the injection, but she will never suspect.)
My daughter will be a son.
*    *    *
Why do I keep coming back?
I get on her nerves, she gets on mine. We argue
about the little things; we make a point of fighting with
each other. Why?
Last night we were lying in bed, side by side, just
lying there, not doing anything, just listening to each
other breathe and staring at the ceiling. She said,
"Danny?"
I said, "Yes?"
She said, "It's over, isn't it?"
I nodded. "Yes."
She turned to me then and slid her arms around
me. Her cheeks were wet too.
I held her tight. "I'm sorry," I said. "I wanted it to
work so much."
She sniffed. "Me too."
We held on to each other for a long time. After a
while I shifted my position, then she shifted hers. She
rolled over on her back and I slid on top of her. She was
so slender, so intense. We moved together in silence,
hearing only the sound of our breathing. We remem-
bered and pretended, each of us lost in our own
thoughts, and wishing that it hadn't come to this.
The sheets were cool in the night and she was warm
and silky. If only it could be like this all the time. . . .
But it couldn't. It was over. We both knew it.
*    *    *
I'm not going back anymore.
Whatever there was between us is gone. We both
know it. The bad moments outweigh the good. There is
no joy left.
Besides, she isn't there all the time anyway.
I have brought my son forward with me. I will find
him a home in the twentieth century. And I will watch
over him. I will be very careful not to accidentally excise
him. He is all I have left.
It's not without regret that I do this. I miss my Di-
ane terribly. But something happened to us. The magic
disappeared, the joy faded, and the delight we had found
in each other ceased to exist.
The last night... we made love mechanically, each
seeking only our own physical release. Somehow, my
feelings had become more important to me than hers. I
wonder why?
Was it because I knew that I would never—could
never—experience it from her side?
Perhaps. . . .
Love with Diane was . . . sad. I could see the me in
her, but I could never be that me.
And that meant that she wasn't really me. Not
really. She was—somebody else.
I couldn't communicate with her. We used the same
words, but our meanings were different. (They must
have been different. She wasn't me.)
I'm sorry, Diane. I wanted it to work. I did. But I
couldn't reach you. I couldn't reach you at all.
So.
I'll go back to my Danny. He'll understand. He's
been waiting patiently for so long. . . .
*	*    *
Oh God, I feel alone.

*	*    *
Grow old along with me!
The best is yet to be,
The last of life, for which the first was made . 
—Robert Browning
Rabbi Ben Ezra, from stanza 1
*    *    *
It's been years since I last added anything to this
journal. I wonder how old I am now. I really have no way
of telling.
Forty? Fifty? Sixty? I'm not sure. The neo-procaine
treatments I've been taking in 2101 seem to retard all
physical evidence of aging. I could still be in my late
thirties. But I doubt it. I've done so much. Seen so
much.
I've been living linearly—semi-linearly. Instead of
bouncing haphazardly around time, I've set up a home in
1956, and as it travels forward through time at its stately
day-to-day pace, I am traveling with it.
Oh, I'm still using the future and the past, but not
as before.
Before, I was young, foolish. I was like a barbarian
at the banquet. I gulped and guzzled; I ate without tast-
ing. I rushed through each experience like a tourist try-
ing to see twenty-one European cities in two weeks and
enjoying none of them.
Now, I'm a gourmet. I savor each day. I taste the
robustness of life, but not so hurriedly as to lose its deli-
cate overtones. I've given up the hectic seventies for the
quiet fifties—the fifties are as early as I dare go without
sacrificing the cultural comforts I desire. They are truly a
magic moment in time, a teeterboard suspended be-
tween the wistful past and the soaring future.
*    *    *
I have not abandoned the use of the timebelt. I use
it for amusement. (The lady who cut me off on the free-
way this morning. She suddenly had four flat tires.)
And justice.
The man who walked into a schoolyard and started
firing his rifle. He thought he had cleaned it, but some-
how a wad of wet modeling clay had been jammed up the
barrel. The gun exploded in his face. (I like that trick, I
use it a lot. There are an awful lot of exploding guns in
the world.)
I read the news every day. I don't like seeing trag-
edies. I don't like plane crashes and murders and kid-
nappings and bizarre accidents. So, they don't happen
anymore. I go and I see and I fix.
Planes that might have crashed get delayed for odd
reasons. One of my insurance companies watchdogs the
airlines, demanding fixes of things that might not be dis-
covered until after a plane goes down.
Murderers and kidnappers disappear. Missing chil-
dren are found. Terrorists have their bombs blow up in
their faces. Rapists—never mind, you don't want to
know. Serial killers never get a chance to start. Devastat-
ing building fires don't happen without warning. People
who start accidental forest fires get caught. Famous ac-
tors do not die in car crashes. Great rock stars don't lose
their talent to drugs. Sometimes it's tricky, but I like the
challenges. I like making things better. And I never leave
any evidence.
I can't fix it all, but I do my part.
The odd thing is, I don't do it because I care. I can't
care. These people aren't real to me. They're pieces on
the playing board. I just do it because it satisfies my
sense of rightness.
Because it makes me feel a little bit more like a god
to be doing something useful.
And because I want my son to have a reason to re-
spect me.
*    *    *
The fifties are a great time to live. They are close
enough to the nations adventurous past to still bear the
same strident idealism, yet they also bear the shape of
the developing future and the promise of the tech-
nological wonders to come. Transistor radios are still
marvelous devices and color television is a delicious mir-
acle, but blue skies are commonplace and the wind
blows with a freshness from the north that hints at some-
thing wild—and suggests that the city is only a tempo-
rary illusion, a mirage glowing against a western desert.
Brave highways crisscross the state—and (I thank
myself again) with a minimum of billboards. The roads
are still new; they are the foundation for the great free-
ways of the future. This is the threshold of that era, but it
is still too soon for them to be overburdened with traffic
and ugliness. Driving is still an adventure.
The hills around Los Angeles are still uncut and
green with the city's own special color of vegetation. The
dark trees hover, the dry grass smell permeates the cool
days. The fifties are a peaceful time, a quiet sleeping
time between two noisy bursts of years, a blue and white
time filled with sweet yellow days, innocent music, and
bright popcorn memories . . .
*	*    *
It is 1961 as I write this. The fifties have ended and
their magic is fading quickly. A young President has
stamped a new dream on the nation and the frenetic
stamp and click of the seventies can already be heard
rustling in the distance. The years are impatient; they
tumble over each other like children, each rushing ea-
gerly for its turn—and each in turn tumbling inexorably
into the black whirlpool of forevertime lost. Well, not
forever lost, not to me.
I have watched the fading of the fifties three times
now, and perhaps I shall return again for a fourth.
Perhaps . . .
*	*    *
Last week, in a mood of wistfulness for times lost, I
went jaunting again. I went back to the past, to the
house where Diane and I lived for such a short, short,
long time.
One of the walls had collapsed and the wind blew
through the rooms. A fine layer of clean, dry dust cov-
ered everything. The pillars and drapes stood alone on
the cold plain.
My own doing, of course. I had not come back far
enough, but I was afraid if I journeyed too far back, I
would see her again.
And yet—I do want to see her again.
Just a little bit farther back . . .
*	*    *
And this time, the house was not ruined. Just aban-
doned. It stood alone, empty and waiting. My footsteps
echoed hollowly across the marble floors.
Was she here? Had she been here at all?
There was no way of knowing.
I found my way to her rooms. Despite the acrid sun-
light, her chambers were cold. I opened closets at ran-
dom, pulled out drawers. Many of her silks were still
here. Forgotten? Or just discarded?
A shimmering dress, ice-cream pastel and deep for-
est-green—I pressed my nose into the sleek shining ma-
terial, seeking a long-remembered smell, a sweet-
lemony fragrance with an undertone of musk. The clean
smell of a woman . . .
Her smell is there, but faint. I dropped the dress. I
am touched with incredible sadness.
And then a sound, a step—
I ran for the other room, calling.
Perhaps, perhaps, just a little bit farther back.
The day after the last day I was there. So many
years ago . . .
*	*    *
The air conditioner hums. The house is alive again.
And my Diane is beautiful, even prettier than I re-
membered. Her auburn hair shimmers in the sunlight.
She moves with the grace of a goddess, and she wears
even less, a filmy thing of lace and silk. I can see the
sweet pinkness of her skin.
She hasn't seen me yet. I am here in the shadows,
deep within the house. It has been too long. It hurts too
much to watch.
Abruptly, puzzlement clouds her face. She comes
rushing in from the patio. "Danny? Is that you?" Eager-
ness. "Are you back?"
And then she saw me.
"Danny? What's happened? Are you all right? You
look"—and then she realized—"old."
"Diane," I blurted. "I came back because I loved
you too much to stay away anymore."
She was too startled to answer. She dropped her
eyes and whispered, "I loved you too, Danny." Then she
looked at me again. "But you're not Danny anymore.
You're someone else."
"But I am Danny—" I insisted.
She shook her head. "You're not the same one."
I took a step forward. I reached as if to embrace her.
She took a quick step back. "No, please, don't."
"Diane, what's the matter?"
"Danny—" There were tears running down her
cheeks. "Danny, why did you stay away so long? Look
what you've done to yourself. You've gotten old. You're
not my Danny anymore. You're—you're not young." She
sniffled and wiped quickly. "I came back, Dan. I couldn't
stay away either. I came back to wait for you and hope
that you'd come back too. But look at you. You waited too
long to come back."
"Diane, you loved me once. I'm still me. I'm still
Danny. I have the same memories. Remember how you
cried in my arms the last night we were together? Re-
member how we used to fix dinner together in the
kitchen? Remember the—"
"Stop. Oh, stop. Please—" And suddenly she was in
my arms. Crying. "I loved you so much. So much. But
you went away. How could you—how could you stay
away so long? I thought you loved me too."
"Oh, sweetheart, yes. I did. I do. I love you too
much. That's why I came back—" I held her tightly to
me. She was so warm.
"But why not sooner? Why did you stay so long?"
"I was stupid. Forgive me. Let me be with you,
please. That's all that's important." My hands could feel
the tender silkiness of her skin. I remembered how I
used to caress her and I slid into the motions almost au-
tomatically. Her breasts were soft. Her hips were boyish.
Her skin was so smooth—
"What are you doing?" She made as if to pull away.
"Oh, baby, baby, please—"
"Oh, no—not now, I couldn't. Please don't make
me."
"Diane, I still love you—" The youthfulness of her
body . . .
"Oh, no. It's only words. You're only saying them as
if they're some, kind of magic charm to get me into bed."
She backed away, wiping at her eyes. "I'm sorry, Danny,
I really did love you, but I can't anymore. You've"—she
hesitated here—"changed. You're someone else. You
don't really care about me anymore, do you?" She
grabbed a robe and pulled it about her. "No, don't come
any closer. Just listen a moment. There's a poem. It goes,
'Grow old along with me, the best is yet to be, the last of
life for which the first was made . . .' I had thought—
hoped—that was how it would be for us." Her voice
caught. "But you've ruined it. It only took you a day to
destroy both of our lives."
"No." I shook my head. "It didn't take a day. It took
years. Diane, I'm sorry! Couldn't we ... ?"
But she was gone. She had fled into the bedroom.
"Diane—"
And then the gentle pop! of air rushing in to fill an
empty space told me how completely she was gone. How
far she-had fled.
*	*    *
Oh God. What have I done?
I could try again. All I need to do is go back just a
little earlier. I wouldn't make the same mistake this
time.
I want my Diane. I must have my Diane.
I will have my Diane.
*	*    *
He's tried to talk me out of it, but I'm not going to
let him stop me.
I know why he wants to keep me from going back.
He's jealous of her. Because she'll have me and he won't.
But his way is wrong. I know that now. A man
should have a woman. A real man needs a real woman.
Diane, sweet Diane. Please don't reject me again.
I'm not old. I'm not. And you're so young . . .
*	*    *
Oh God, why?
Am I really that old and ugly?
No. I can't be. I can't be.
Do I dare go back and try again?
*	*    *
And again he tries to talk me out of it.
Damn him anyway!
*	*    *
Somewhere there is a Dan who is getting older and
older. And he's working his way back through time, chas-
ing Diane.
And each time Diane is that much younger and he's
that much older. The gulf between them widens.
Oh, my poor, poor Dan. But he won't listen. He just
won't listen.
I'm afraid to think of where he is heading. He'll
work his way back through all the days of Diane, and
every day she'll reject him. And Dan, poor Dan, he'll
experience them all. Each time she rejects him will be
the last day she'll spend in the fading past. So every day
he'll go back one more day, and every day he'll be too old
for her—
Until he gets back to the very first day. And then
she'll be gone. There won't be any Diane at all. Just a
memory.
And, in the end, he'll be there waiting for her—
even before the first Danny. Waiting patiently for her
first appearance, trying to re-create his lost love. But she
won't show up. No, she'll have warned herself. Don't go
back in time looking for a variant Diane. A grizzled old
ghoul waits for you. No, she'll never come back at all.
Poor Dan. Poor, poor Dan.
*	*    *
And yet, the one I feel sorriest for is young Dan.
He'll never know what he's missing.
Because, when he gets there, there won't be anyone
there at all.
He'll never have a Diane. Ever. Old Dan will have
chased them all away.
*	*    *
I wish I could change it all. I wish I could.
But I can't.
Dammit.
Now I know what it's like to have an indelible past—
one that can't be erased and changed at will. It's frustrat-
ing. It's maddening. And it makes me wish I had been
more careful and thoughtful.
But when you can erase your mistakes in a minute,
you tend to get careless.
Until you make one you can't erase.
I feel uneasy because I think I didn't try hard
enough, and yet, I can't think of anything I didn't do. I
tried everything I could do to stop old Danny.
But it wasn't enough, and now I'm left with the re-
sults of what he's done.
We're all left with those results.
I could find young Danny in a minute, and I could
warn him to go back to Diane right away, before it's too
late, before he gets too old; but it wouldn't do any good.
All he would find would be old Danny, sitting and wait-
ing. Sitting and waiting.
Diane is gone. Forever. There's no way we can reach
her. Old Danny has seen to that.
And there's no other place to look for her.
Any time. Any place. Any when that Diane might
have thought to visit, there's an old Danny. Sitting and
waiting.
I'll never see my Diane again.
(Can I content myself with Danny? My Danny? I'll
have to.)
*	*    *
And yet, I wonder . . .
Perhaps somewhere there is an older Diane, one
who has aged like me. . . .
I wonder how I might find her.
Ah, but that way lies old Danny and madness.
It's not the answer.
*	*    *
There is a party at my house, the big place in 1999.
A hundred and fifty-three acres of forest, lake, and
meadow. I don't know how many me's there are. The
number varies.
The party is spread out across the whole summer.
Several days in April and May, quite a few in June and
July, and also some in August. I think there may be a few
in September too. Generally it starts about ten in the
morning and lasts until I don't know when. It seems as if
there's always a constant number of Dans and Dons arriv-
ing and leaving.
It's like Grand Central Terminal, with passengers
arriving and departing all the time, to and from destina-
tions all over the world. Only, all the passengers are all
me and all the destinations are the same place, only
years removed.
The younger Dans show up in May and June. They
like the swimming and water-skiing and motorcycling.
They like the company of each other.
I prefer July. Most of the younger versions have
faded by then. They're too nervous for me and they re-
mind me too much of—Diane. They're too active, I can't
keep up with them, and sometimes I think they're talk-
ing on a different plane. I prefer the men of July; they're
more my age, they're more comfortable, and they're
more moderate. We still do a lot of swimming and riding;
I remember, I used to enjoy that very much; but most of
the time we just like to take it easy.
*    *    *
I don't like the men of August. I've been there a few
times, and they're too sedentary. No, they're too old.
They just sit around and drink. And talk. And drink
some more. Some of them look positively wasted.
Actually, it’s the men of late August I really don't
like. The men of early August aren't that bad. It's just the
old ones that bother me. Some of them are—filthy. Their
minds, their mouths, their bodies. They want to touch
me too much. And they call me their Danny, their little
boy. (Several of them even seem senile.)
The men of early August are all right. They make
me a little uncomfortable, but lately I've been visiting
them more and more. Partly because it seems as if the
younger men are taking over July and partly because I'm
in August enough now to compensate for the older ones.
Several of them are very nice though. Very under-
standing. We've had some interesting talks. (And that
surprises me too—that there are still things I can talk
about with myself. I had thought I would have exhausted
all subjects of conversation long ago. Apparently not.)
In the evenings we go indoors (there's a pool inside
too) and listen to music (I have several different listening
rooms) or play poker, or billiards, or chess.
When I get tired (and when I want to sleep alone),
there's a chart on the wall indicating which days and
which beds are still unused. (The chart covers a span of
several years. Well, I have to sleep somewhere . . .) I
make a mark in any space still blank and that closes that
date. Then I bounce to that point in time. (Generally I
try and use those days in serial order. I have servants in
the house then and it wouldn't do to confuse them.)
I'm still doing most of my living in the fifties, but
when I'm in the mood for a party—and that's been more
and more lately—I know where to find one. The poker
games, for instance, are marathons. Or maybe it's only
one poker game that's been going on since the party
started. Whenever I get tired and want to quit, there's
always a later me waiting for the seat.
But my endurance isn't what it used to be. I get
tired too fast these days. That's why I find the men of
August so restful.
*	*    *
On August 13 a very strange thing happens. Has
happened. Will happen.
I'd known about it for some time—that is, I'd
known that something happens, because I don't attend
the party linearly. I stay in a range of a week or two and
bounce around within it. There's more variety that way.
After August 13 the mood of the party is changed.
Subdued. Almost morbid. Most of me seem to know
why, but they don't refer to it very often.
The last time something like this happened was just
before I met Diane—when all the other versions of me
had disappeared. I knew something was about to hap-
pen, but I didn't know what until I got there.
I have that same kind of feeling now. Too many of
the older me's are acting strange. Very strange. The more
I hang around them, the more I see it.
I'm going to have to investigate August 13.
*	*    *
Is this it?
Three or four of the youngest Dannys are here.
They're in a quieter mood than usual though, almost
grim.
A couple of us frowned at them—they really weren't
welcome here; they should have stayed in their own part
of the party; but most of the rest of us tried at least to
tolerate them, hoping that they would lose interest soon
and go back to their own time. "They're here to gape at
us," complained one of me.
"Well, some of us are gaping right back," snapped
another.
"God," whispered a third. "Were we ever really that
young?"
And then there was a pop! as another me appeared.
It was a common enough sound. Somebody was always
appearing or disappearing at any given moment. But this
one was different. A hush fell over the room. I turned
and saw two of me reaching to support a third who had
suddenly appeared between them. He was pale and
gray. He was half slumped and holding his heart.
*    *    *
Apparently the jump-shock had been too much for
him; that sudden burst of temporal energy that jolts you
sharply every time you bounce through time. They
helped him to a chair. Somebody was already there with
a glass of water, somebody who had been through this
before, I guess. And the younger Dans were murmuring
among themselves; was this what they had come to see?
"Are you all right, old fellow?" someone asked the
newcomer.
He grunted. He was old. He was very old. His
hands were thin and weak. His forearms were parch-
ment-covered bones, so were his legs. The skin of his
face hung in folds and he was mottled with liver spots.
"Aaah," he gasped. "What day is it?"
"August thirteenth."
"Thirteenth?" Slowly he pulled his features into a
grimace. "Then I'm too soon. It's the twenty-third I
want. I must have made the wrong setting."
"Take it easy. Just relax."
The oldster did so. It wasn't a matter of recognizing
the wisdom of their words; he simply knew that he didn't
have to hurry. A timebelt is a very forgiving device. Be-
sides, he was too exhausted to move.
"What were you looking for?" asked one of the youn-
ger Dans. (They weren't me. I didn't remember ever
having done this before, so they must have been varia-
tions from another timeline.)
The fragile gray man peered at them, abruptly
frowning. "No," he croaked. "Too young. Too young. Got
to talk to someone older. Those are just—just children."
Some of us shouldered the younger ones aside then.
"What is it?" they asked. (Others hung back; had they
heard it before? The room seemed emptier now. There
were less than ten of me remaining. Several of us had
left.)
'Too tired," he gasped. "Came to warn you, but I'm
too tired to talk. Let me rest ..."
"Hey, have a heart, you guys. Don't press him."
That was one of the quieter ones of us. I recognized him
by his business suit; he had been hanging back and just
watching most of the evening. "Take him in the bedroom
and let him lie down for a while." He shoved through
and picked up the frail old man—God, was he that
light?—and carried him off to the downstairs bedroom.
"You can talk to him later," he promised.
Out of curiosity, I followed. I helped him put the
old man to bed, then he led me out. "You know what's
going on, don't you?" I asked him.
He didn't answer, just got himself a chair and a
book, and stationed himself in front of the door. "It might
be too soon for you to worry about this," he said to me.
"Why don't you go back to your party?" He opened the
book and proceeded to ignore me.
There was nothing else to do, so I shrugged and
went back into the other room. A little later a couple of
other me's tried to see how the old man was doing, but
the business-suit-me wouldn't let them. He sat outside
the room all night.
The party was considerably dampened by this inci-
dent. Most of the Dans faded away and the house be-
came strangely deserted. Here and there, one or two of
me were picking up dirty glasses and empty potato-chip
dishes, but they only served to heighten the emptiness.
They were like caretakers in a mausoleum.
I bounced forward to the morning, but the bedroom
was empty and the business suit was gone too.
So I bounced back an hour. Then another. This time
he was there, still outside the door, still reading. When I
appeared, he glanced up without interest. "Hmm? Is it
that late already?" He opened his belt to check the time.
I started to ask him something, but he cut me off.
"Wait a minute." He was resetting his belt. Before I
could stop him he had tapped it twice and vanished.
I opened the bedroom door; the old man had van-
ished too.
My curiosity was too much. I bounced back fifteen
minutes. Then fifteen minutes more. He was sleeping
quietly on the bed. His breath rasped slowly in and out.
I felt no guilt as I woke him; he'd had more than six
hours undisturbed. I wanted to know what was so impor-
tant. He came awake suddenly. "Where am I?" he de-
manded.
"August fourteenth," I told him.
That seemed to satisfy him, but he frowned at me in
suspicion. "What do you want? Why'd you wake me?"
"What was supposed to happen last night?
"Last night?"
"The thirteenth. You came to warn us of some-
thing. ..." I prompted.
"The thirteenth? That was a mistake. I wanted the
twenty-third."
"Why? What happens on the twenty-third?"
He peered at me again. "You're too young." He
pushed himself off the bed and stood unsteadily. And
tapped his belt and vanished.
Damn.
*    *    *
Naturally, I went straight to the twenty-third.
My old man was there, of course. A dozen times
over. Wrinkled, gnarled, and white. Their hands hovered
in the air, or scrabbled across their laps like spiders.
They clawed, they plucked.
But not all of them were that old. There were one or
two that even looked familiar.
"Don?" I asked one who was wearing a faded shirt.
If I remembered correctly, he had gotten that ketchup
stain on it just a few hours ago at the poker table of the
thirteenth.
He looked at me, startled. "Dan? You shouldn't be
here. You're still too young. I mean, let us take care of
this for now. You go back to the party."
"Huh?" I tried to draw him aside. "Just tell me
what's going on."
"I can't," he whispered. "It wouldn't be a good
idea—"
Abruptly, a familiar business suit was standing be-
fore us. Was it the same one? Probably. "I'll take over,"
he said to Don.
"Thanks," Don said, and fled in relief.
I looked at the other. "What's going on here?"
He looked at the clock in his timebelt. "In a few
more minutes you'll find out." He took me by the arm
and led me across the room. "Stand here. I'll stay right
by you the whole time. Don't say anything. Don't do
anything. Just watch, this time around."
I shut my mouth and watched.
The air in the room was heavy. The few con-
versations still going on were the merest of whispers.
The supposedly silent hum of the air conditioner was
deafening. Almost all of these wrinkled faces, pale faces,
were deathly. The few tan ones stood out like spotlights.
They were grim too.
The old men, their eyes were like holes in
lampshade faces, but nothing glowed within. Their ex-
pressions were bleary. Uniform. Frightened.
And there were so many of them. More and more;
the room was filling up. This house, so often a happy
place, was now a cloister house of the infirm. The laugh-
ter of youth had shaded into the garish cackling of se-
nility. What had been a firm grip on life had degenerated
into a plucking and desperate claw, scratching on the
edge of terror.
Who were these men—why could I not accept what
I was seeing? And what drove them together here?
How old am I? (And here is the fear—) I don't know.
I don't know.
Am I one of the tan faces or the pale ones? Does my
skin hang in pale folds, bleached by age? (I touch my
cheek hesitantly.)
As the air pops! softly—
—and the body that crumples to the floor is me.
*   *   *
Of course.
It was the jump-shock that killed him. Will kill me.
He was old. The oldest of them all. (But not so old as
to be distinguishable from the rest. He could have been
any of them. Us.)
There was silence in the room. Then a soft shad-
owed sigh, almost a sound of relief, as too many ancient
lungs released their burden of breaths held too long.
They'd been expecting this, waiting for it—ea-
gerly?—the curiosity of the morbid draws them again
and again until the room is crowded with fearful old
men. Each praying that, somehow, this time it won't
happen. And each terrified that it will.
And perhaps—perhaps each is most afraid that the
next time he comes to this moment, he will not be a
witness, but the guest of honor himself. . . .
*	*    *
Two of the younger men (younger? They were older
than I—or were they?) moved to the body. It was still
warm. One of them clicked the belt open; the last setting
on it was 5:30, March 16, 1975. (Meaningless, of course.
He could have come from there, or it could have been a
date held in storage. There was no way of knowing.)
They took charge efficiently, as if they had done this
before. Many times before. (And in a way, they had.)
They slung the body between them, tapped their belts
and vanished.
"What're they going to do with him?" I asked the
Don in the business suit,
"Take him back to his own time, to a place where he
can be buried."
"Where?"
He shook his head. "Uh-uh. When the time comes
youll know. Right now it wouldn't be a good idea."
"But the funeral—"
"Listen to me." He gripped my arm firmly. "You
cannot go to the funeral. None of us can."
"But why?"
"There'll be others there," he said. "Others. A man
should attend his own funeral only once. Do you under-
stand?"
After I thought about it awhile, I guessed I did.
*	*    *
As for me . . .
I'm almost afraid to use the timebelt now.
*    *    *
But now I know who I am.
I guess I've known for some time. I'm not sure when
I realized; it was a gradual dawning, not a sudden flash of
aha. I just sort of slipped into it as if it had been waiting
for me all my life. I'd been heading toward it without
ever once stopping to consider how or why.
And even if I had, would it have changed anything?
I don't think so.
At first I tried to ignore the events of August 23. I
went back to the earlier days of the party, but burdened
as I was with the knowledge of what lurked only a few
weeks ahead, I could not recapture the mood. (And that
was sensed by the others; I was shunned as being an
irritable and temperamental old variant. Nor was I the
only one; there were several of us. We put a damper on
the party wherever we went.)
For a while I brooded by myself. For a while I was
terribly scared. In fact, I still am.
I don't want to die. But I've seen my own dead
body. I've seen myself in the act of dying. Death comes
black and hard, rushing down on me from the future,
with no possible chance of escape. I wake up cold and
shuddering in the middle of the night, and were it not for
the fact that I am always there to hold and comfort my-
self, I would go mad. (And I still may do so—)
Uncle Jim once told me that a man must learn to
live with he fact of his own mortality. A man must accept
the fact of death.
But does that mean he must welcome it?
I'd thought that the measure of the success of any
life form was its ability to survive in its ecological niche.
But I'd been wrong. That doesn't apply to individuals,
not at all—only to a species as a whole.
If you want to think in terms of individuals, you
have to qualify that statement. The measure of the suc-
cess of any individual animal is based on its ability to
survive long enough to reproduce. And care for the
young until they are able to care for themselves.
I have met half that requirement. I've reproduced.
(It's said that the only immortality a man can achieve
is through his children. I understand that now.)
*    *    *
I went back to 1956 to bring up my son. He was
right where I had left him.
I named him Daniel Jamieson Eakins, and I told
him I was his uncle. His Uncle Jim.
Yes. That's who I am.
In many ways, Danny is a great joy to me. I am
learning as much from him as he is learning from me. He
is a beautiful child and I relish every moment of his
youth. I relive it by watching it. Sometimes I stand
above his crib and just watch him sleep. I yearn to pick
him up and hug him and tell him how much I love him—
but I let him sleep. I must avoid smothering him. I must
let him be his own man.
*    *    *
I yearn to leap ahead into the future and meet the
young man he will become. It will be me, of course,
starting all over again. Wondrously, I have come full cir-
cle. Once more I am in a timeline where I exist from
birth to death. So I must avoid tangling it. I will try to
live as. serially as possible for my child.
(No, that's not entirely true. Several times I have
bounced forward and observed him from a distance. But
only from a distance.)
On occasion I still flee to the house in 1999. But I no
longer do so desperately. I go only for short vacations.
Very short. I know what awaits me there. But I also know
that I will live to see my son reach manhood, so I am not
as fearful as I once was. I know I have time; so death has
lost its immediacy.
And the party has changed.too. The mood of it is no
longer so morbid. Not even grim. Just quiet. Waiting.
Yes, many of these men have come here to die. No—to
await death in the company of others like themselves.
They help each other. And that's good. (I don't need
their help, not yet, so right now I can be objective about
it. Maybe later, I won't.)
So I'm relaxed. At ease with myself. Happy. Be-
cause I know who I am.
I'm Dan and Don and Diane and Donna.
And Uncle Jim too. And somewhere, Aunt Jane.
And little Danny. I diaper him; I powder his pink
little fanny and wonder that my skin was ever that
smooth. I clean up his messes. My messes. I've been
doing that all my life. I'm my own mother and my own
father. I'm the only person who exists in my world—but
isn't it that way for all of us?
Me more than anyone.
*    *    *
How did this incredible circle get started?
(Or has it always existed? Could it have begun in the
same way the timebelt began—in a world that I excised
out of existence? In a place so far distant and so almost-
possible that the traces of the might-have-been are
buried completely in the already-is?)
Many years ago I pondered the reason for my own
existence. (Why "me"? Why me as "me"? Why do I per-
ceive myself—and why do I experience me as "me" and
not somebody else? Why was I born at all? It could have
been anyone!) It almost drove me mad. I had to have a
meaning. I was sure I had to. Variants of me did go mad
seeking that meaning—but only those of me who could
accept the gift of life without questioning it too intensely
would survive to find the answer.
I wrote in these pages that if there were an infinite
number of variations of myself, then what meaning could
any one of us have? I wondered about that then. I know
the answer now. I know my answer.
I am the baseline.
I am the Danny from which all other Dannys will
spring.
I am a circle, complete unto itself. I have brought
life into this world, and that life is me.
And from this circle will spring an infinite number
of tangents. All the other Dannys who have ever been
and ever will be.
Who the others are, what they are—that is for each
of them to decide. But as for me, I know who I am. I am
the center of it all.
I am the end.
I am the beginning.
*    *    *
So, before it is over, I will have done it all and been
it all.
I will take the body back to the summer of 1975 and
lay it gently in my bed, to be discovered in the morning
by the maid. I will take his timebelt and put it in a box,
wrap it up for my nephew and take it back a month to
give it to my lawyer, Biggs-or-Briggs-or-whatever-his-
name-is. I will leave Danny the legacy of ... our life.
Later I will go back in time and visit him again. This
time, though, I will handle the situation properly. It's not
enough to just give him the timebelt after my death; I
must visit him early in 1975 and explain to him how to
use it wisely. Especially in the case of Diane.
I've already spoken to the nineteen-year-old Danny
once, but I felt I mishandled it, so I went back and talked
myself out of it. Later I will try again. Perhaps a little
earlier. May of 1975. Or April. (I must be careful though.
Each time I change my mind about how to tell Danny, I
have to go back earlier and earlier. That way I excise the
later tracks, the incorrect ones. But I must be careful not
to go back too early—I must give him a chance to ma-
ture. I think of the old Dan who went chasing after the
young Diane. I must be careful, careful.)
Perhaps I should just leave him this manuscript in-
stead. These pages will tell the story better than I can.
Maybe that would be the best way.
*    *    *
There is just one last thing . . .
What is it like to die?
There is no Don to come back and tell me.
And I'm scared.
It's the one thing I will have to face alone. Totally
alone.
There will be absolutely no foreknowledge.
Nor will there be any hindknowledge. The terrible
thing about death is that you don't know you've died.
—Or is that the terrible thing? Maybe that's the
blessing.
It's the jump-shock that will kill me. I know that. I
will tap my belt twice—and I will cease to exist.
Cease to exist.
Cease to exist.
The words echo in my head.
Cease to exist.
Until they lose all meaning.
I try to imagine what it will be like.
No more me.
The end of Danny.
The end.
(What happens to the rest of the universe?)
I am afraid of it more than anything else in my life.
Absence of—
—me.
*    *    *
Dear Danny,
Time travel is not immortality.
It will allow you to experience all the possible varia-
tions of your life. But it is not an unlimited ticket.
There will be an end.
My body has not experienced its years in sequence.
But it has experienced years. And it has aged. And my
mind has been carried headlong with it—this lump of
flesh travels through time its own way, in a way that no
man has the power to change.
I've had to learn to accept that, Danny, in order to
find peace within my mind.
My mind?
Perhaps I'm not a mind at all. Perhaps I'm only a
body pretending the vanity of being something more.
Perhaps it's only the fact that language, which allows me
to manipulate symbols, ideas, and concepts, also
provides the awareness of self that precedes the inevita-
ble analysis.
Hmm.
I have spent a lifetime analyzing my life. Living it.
And rewriting it to suit me.
I once compared time travel to a subjective work of
art. That was truer than I realized. I am the artist of
time. I choose the scenes I wish to play. Even the last
one.
And that scares me too. Just a little.
I don't know when that body was coming from. It—
he tapped the belt and came back to August 23—Think-
ing he was going to witness the arrival of himself. Think-
ing he was going to witness his death.
Or maybe he was seeking it.
I don't know when that body came from. I don't
know when it's starting point is/was/will be.
I don't know when I'm going to die. But I do know it
will be soon. I admit it. I'm scared.
But perhaps it will be a gentle way to go.
I will never know what happened. I will never really
know when. And I will die much as I lived—in the act of
jumping across time. It will be a fitting way to go.
Danny, you cannot avoid mortality. But you can
choose your way of meeting it. And that is the most that
any man can hope for.
Live well, my son.
*    *    *
Maybe this will be the last page. I think I should
add something to "Uncle Jim's" diary.
Uncle Jim has given his life back to himself—that is,
to me. Now that I know the directions in which I will
go—no, can go—the decisions are mine.
I need do none of the things that Uncle Jim has
described. (In fact, some of them shock me beyond
words.) Or I could do all of them—I may change as I
grow older. The point is, I know what I am beginning if I
put on this belt.
I feel a strange empathy for that frightening old
man. He was bizarre and perverse and lost. But he was
me—and all those things he did and felt and wrote about
echo profoundly in my own soul. I feel a terrible sadness
at his loss, greater than I did before I knew who he was.
And not just sadness; fear and horror too. I cannot be this
person in this manuscript. This is too much to assimilate.
Is this me? I am drawn to it and simultaneously repelled.
It can't be true.
But I know it is.
My god. What have I wrought? What will I?
I wish he were here now. I wish there were some
way to reach him—punish him, scream at him, berate
him. How dare he do this to me?
And ... at the same time, I want to hug him and
thank him and tell him how much he means to me. Even
though I know he knows—knew.
I saw him in his coffin. I sat through his funeral.
He's dead. And he isn't. I could go looking for him. . . .
Should I?
I want to reassure him. And be reassured by him.
And—the tears roll down my cheeks. I'm crying for my-
self now more than him because now I know how truly
isolated I really am. I am abandoned by the universe.
There is no god who can save me.
I am so alone I cannot bear the pain of it. Now I
know how desperately isolated one human being can be.
What have I done to deserve this?
I will surely go mad.
*    *    *
No. I will not.
I can't escape that way either.
I know what choice I have. And it is no choice at all.
The decision is mine.
A world awaits me.
The future beckons.
All right, I accept.
I am going to put on the belt.
*    *    *
About the Author
David Gerrold’s Career began when, as a
college student in 1967, he sold his first televi-
sion script, "The Trouble with Tribbles," to
Star Trek. He went on to write more television
scripts, as well as such novels as The Man who
Folded Himself, the Hugo-nominated When
HARLIE Was One, When HARLIE Was One:
Release 2.0, and the first three books in The
War Against the Chtorr series: A Matter for
Men, A Day for Damnation, and A Rage for
Revenge. He is currently working on the
fourth novel in the series.