Two dialogues: containing a comparative view of the lives, characters, and writings, of Philip, the late Earl of Chesterfield, and of Dr. Samuel Johnson.

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- [titlepage]

- ERRATUM.

- ADVERTISEMENT BY THE EDITOR.

- INTRODUCTORY LETTER.

- DIALOGUE I.

- DIALOGUE II.

TWO DIALOGUES, &c.

FINIS.

TWO DIALOGUES; CONTAINING A COMPARATIVE VIEW OF THE LIVES, CHARACTERS, AND WRITINGS, OF PHILIP, THE LATE EARL OF CHESTERFIELD, AND DR. SAMUEL JOHNSON.

LONDON: PRINTED FOR T. CADELL, IN THE STRAND. M.DCC.LXXXVII.

ERRATUM.

Page 221, last line but one, for severity read serenity.

ADVERTISEMENT BY THE EDITOR.

AS all necessary Information, concerning the Scene, the Persons, and the Scope, of this literary Dialogue, may be found in the following Introductory Letter — I have only to detain the Reader, while I tell him, that it was written by a young Cambridge Scholar, on a Visit at the House of a Noble Relation, to one of his Intimates at College.

INTRODUCTORY LETTER.

MY DEAR CHARLES,

ACCEPT, with your usual partiality and animating good-nature, the first-fruits of a petty but useful talent, which your kind suggestion first tempted me to acquire.

You may remember, that in those attic evenings of our college, when we happily escaped from less alluring society, to devote ourselves together to Demosthenes or Cicero, you have often said, that an early facility in writing short-hand, would be a desirable acquisition for a young student, who confesses a very ambitious, but, I fear, a very vain desire, to emulate, in due time, those demi-gods of eloquence. Let me now inform you, that when you see me again, you will see a tolerable proficient in the art you commended. Whether my proficiency has been most quickened by my friendship for you, or by my native ambition, I shall leave my dear Philosopher to decide, in one of those contemplative minutes, when a recent perusal of his favourite Plato has augmented his characteristic propensity to scrutinise human nature.

By the way, as the greatest of philosophers are a little apt to forget their own private transgressions, let me whisper to you, that you are an absolute traitor for reading Plato alone, especially as we had agreed to read in concert the particular dialogues that our beloved Gray has honoured with his applause. Treachery, however, always includes its own punishment; and I have the ill-natured satisfaction of being convinced, that you have but half enjoyed what you have read in my absence. Perhaps, reading of every kind becomes more delightful and more improving, when we share the amusement with a congenial mind. As to dialogues, we have, you know, determined the point, when, in reading those of Cicero together, we found, that his animated and graceful composition received new spirit from the pleasing interchange of two friendly voices. Perhaps you are not yet aware, that you are at this moment reading a sort of preface to some new dialogues: such is the present that I have desired you to accept. I see your surprize, and the persuasion that follows it: — but in truth, my friend, you are mistaken. Had they been compositions of mine, I should not, by reminding you of Plato and of Tully, have imitated the simple dwarf, so happily alluded to by the lively Sterne;— in presenting my littleness to your view, I should not have presented to you the standard by which you might measure it. Nor do I send you the production of any writer, who, being less dwarfish than myself, and boldly endeavouring to emulate those literary giants, has attained, in some degree, that marvellous union of grace and vigour, to which they are indebted for their immortal reputation. — What then do I send you? — In truth, a rarity; and one, I trust, entirely to your taste. — I send you a faithful copy of real and spirited dialogues, that passed under the roof, though not in the presence, of a certain noble Lord, whose name is familiar to you, and where conversation, you know, is frequently said to assume a truly attic vivacity.—I do not tell you that the inclosed is perfectly in the style of your idol Plato:—it contains, indeed, no sublime enthusiasm, nor logical subtlety on metaphysical subjects; but you will find in it, what most modern readers would think, perhaps, more alluring, an ample and free discussion of all the merits and defects in two eminent and admirable, but very different writers, who, having lately closed their career, have left the surviving public at full liberty to scrutinize, to estimate, and enforce their respective claims to immortality.— As these writers have been considered as rivals, you will find that the cause of each is pleaded with the affectionate zeal of an enlightened admirer.—As it generally happens in pleadings of every kind, each advocate is tempted, in praising his client, to indulge himself in some severe animadversions upon the opposite party.—Yet, for the credit of both sides, I am persuaded you will agree with me, that the whole debate is conducted with a liberal disdain of vulgar prejudice, and that all the speakers advance no more than what the particular turn of their own mind had induced them to consider as the dictates of truth and justice.

By the rambling style of their dialogue, you will perceive, that it was real conversation, and no formal composition of sequestered study.— As you are so fond of close reasoning, I mention this circumstance, to obviate your objection to passages that, I am confident, you would otherwise consider as defects.—As to myself, being a less rigid votary to reason than my dear Philosopher, I am ever willing to sacrifice a few grains of logic, for an equal portion of spirit and freedom.

But it is high time for me to recollect, that, instead of hinting to you the value of my present (which might, indeed, be prudent, or at least very fashionable, if I were making a present to the public) I ought to tell you, as briefly as I can, the particular incidents that enabled me to send you this singular proof of my regard.

It happened, that in two days after my arrival here, my Lord was obliged to leave us, and depart alone, on some private business, for Ireland.—My kind and accomplished relation assumed the privilege, that she is used to take in the absence of her husband, and became (to use the title I give her, in my idle raillery) Lord Lieutenant of the Library — no trifling dominion, I can assure you, but of considerable extent, and admirably peopled with subjects of every class.—You will recollect the description I have given you, of the noble room my Lord has allotted to his books; and particularly the elegant and commodious little recesses in the apartment, that are excellently contrived to admit a multiplicity of volumes. Our little party consisted, for some time, of Lady Caroline [*], an amiable and old female friend of hers, with her brother the Colonel, and your humble servant: for the young people of the house are still abroad on their travels.—After breakfasting in a chearful parlour, that commands a view of the grove, and the lake illuminated by the Sun as he rises, we have constantly moved together into the library. Here, as my passion for books is known, and indulged, I have sometimes loitered, in one of the recesses, and, peeping into various whimsical authors, have utterly forgot to join in the conversation; and sometimes, after giving the company a due caution not to talk treason, I have endeavoured, while I was screened from their sight, to advance in my new crooked labour of writing short hand, by catching the discourse of the moment. One morning, when I had thus employed myself, I shewed my manuscript to Lady Caroline, not indeed from the motive that influenced a certain philosophical short-hand writer, who, having a very talkative wife, took down, without the good woman's suspecting his employment, all the said in a week, and presented to her a legible transcript of the whole; when, as my story goes, the honest dame was so shocked by the horrid figure which her peevish loquacity made on paper, that she rewarded the Philosopher, for his elaborate, tender, and silent reproof, by correcting her foible.—I was equally fortunate, though on a very different occasion. My fair cousin, whose conversation, I must say, has as little to fear from such an artifice, as any person's can have, was amused with my work, and, as we happened to be alone when I produced it, she thus imparted to me the project it suggested:—"You know, my dear Edmund, we expect our good neighbour the Archdeacon to pass a few days here; you know what an idolater he is of Doctor Johnson; and you know the Colonel's equal devotion to Lord Chesterfield:—we will contrive to engage these two literary enthusiasts in an amicable debate on their respective idols. You shall invisibly catch their dialogue, as you have done this; and, to shew that we have acted with no insidious design, we will afterwards allow them the liberty of perusing, and, if either desires it, of burning the paper. —So said, so done.—I have only to detain you from the dialogue, while I tell you, that, as they are both men of a social and benevolent disposition, they were so far from being offended by this theft of their words, that each has had the good-nature to comply with my request, and not only revise, but correct and improve his portion of the debate. So that you receive their speeches, like the authentic printed orations of our eloquent senators, corrected in the closet, and still faithfully breathing all the warm spirit with which they were spoken.—I should add, that Lady Caroline set a sort of little trap for the disputants, which caught them to our with:—she had placed on her own little table in the library, a quarto volume of Lord Chesterfield, with two of Johnson's octavos upon it, and had left open one of the latter;—the device was successful, and very speedily gave birth to the Dialogue which is now before you.

Notes

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A fictitious christian name, substituted here, and in the Dialogues, for the real title of the speaker.—

Note by the Editor.

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DIALOGUE I.

LADY CAROLINE.

PRAY, my good friend, let me ask you what tempted you to smile in surveying the books on my table. I hope it implied no censure on my choice

THE ARCHDEACON.

By no means. To confess the truth, Madam, I only smiled (if I did smile) because their position hit my fancy as an emblem of justice.

LADY CAROLINE.

Of justice!—how so?

THE ARCHDEACON.

It represented to my imagination the decisive triumph of the once indigent and neglected, but truly great Moralist, over the high-born and fashionable Wit, whose vain talents were, during his life, the idol of his country.

LADY CAROLINE.

Have a care, my good friend—believe me, that idolatry is not extinguished. Remember, my brother is close to you; and such an enthusiast, that if you begin an attack upon his favourite, he will give no quarter to your's.

THE ARCHDEACON.

I would not offend the Colonel for the world: but I am sure, he has too sound a judgment, both in literature and morals, to consider these writers on a level.—He may perhaps be partial to the memory of Lord Chesterfield, from a personal acquaintance with that nobleman; and if so, I sincerely ask his pardon for having alluded to the public failings of his friend.

THE COLONEL.

Your courtesy, my dear Sir, is so engaging, and I have in truth such esteem for your judgment, that I could wish to think with you on all points. I am convinced, indeed, that we agree perfectly in all essential articles, though our coats are so different in their colour— and you, who have the happy art of uniting zeal and moderation in matters of highest moment, will, I am sure, be candid enough not to think me either a fool or a libertine for admiring my Lord Chesterfield. As to my personal knowledge of him, I can only say, it was just sufficient for me to perceive, in a few accidental conversations, that the world were perfectly right in pronouncing him the politest man of his time. But it is not on any familiarity that I can boast of with this accomplished personage; it is on a deliberate survey of his life and character, and a long intimacy with his truly attic compositions, that I have founded my increasing admiration of his talents and his merit.

LADY CAROLINE.

I told you our enthusiast would catch fire.

THE COLONEL.

Nay, my dear temperate sister, do not affect a prudish indifference towards an author you love. Severe as he sometimes is, and very provokingly so, on your sex, how often have you had the justice to join in my estimate of his excellence! How often have we lamented together, and with equal indignation, that hypocritical or senseless torrent of obloquy, which has been poured upon his ashes!

THE ARCHDEACON.

Consider, my dear Colonel, that the censure on your favourite, which you represent as unjust, has not proceeded only from a few individuals, who might be eager to insult the memory of the eminent from the pride of ignorance, or the malice of envy. It may be regarded as the outcry of an offended nation. A whole people can hardly be inclined to pronounce sentence on any writer with malignity and ingratitude, especially on the dead. But there are certain unexpected offences in the moral world, which burst upon us with an aspect of such enormity, as seems to force from the lips of every unprejudiced spectator, the most rapid and absolute condemnation. There are some violations, I will not say of religion and of virtue, but of common sense and common decency, which an honest attention to the good of mankind forbids us to tolerate or forgive. I am afraid the sins of your favourite must be ranked in this unfortunate class. For my own part, I must confess I esteem it so dangerous a thing to pour the oil of licentious admonition on the blazing fire of youth, that I wish his Letters had been destroyed. And surely you, Colonel, who never exert the privilege often allowed to your profession, of treating serious things with levity, you, I think, can never wish to reconcile our minds to the horrid image of a father preaching adultery to his son.

THE COLONEL.

Good heavens! my dear Sir, is it possible that a man of your candor and discernment can join in the barbarous inference that has been drawn from the letter you allude to? If we are to be condemned so cruelly, on a few idle or wanton words, that escape in some luckless or unguarded moment, where is the mortal of sufficient purity to support this rigorous inquisition? not your great Moralist, believe me. If Chesterfield must fall by such a scrutiny, so indeed must Johnson. Most of those who have heard the common anecdotes of this justly-celebrated writer, have heard his reply to a person, who once asked him, what he reckoned the highest pleasures of human life? It is well known that he named the two grossest of our sensual enjoyments, and without cooling the hot idea by one of his six-footed circumlocutions. Shall I therefore call your great moralist a preacher of gluttony and incontinence? Truth and justice forbid! yet surely I might do so as fairly as you arraign my favourite, in consequence of a few sportive words in a private letter.—But let us not play the inquisitor with an austerity that converts into a crime every casual expression, and is pregnant itself with more evil than it professes to correct. Let us judge of books, and of men, not from a few scattered failings in sentiment, style, or conduct, but from the full and fair impression which a complete and deliberate survey of their blended merits and defects may leave upon our mind. If on this plain and ample ground, you are willing to enter into a friendly debate on the different portions of censure and of honour, that may be due both to Chesterfield and to Johnson, I shall by no means decline the contest, for, though I am most willing to allow that the latter will have much the more able advocate, I shall not despair of proving that my favourite (as you justly call him) was in truth, "take him for all in all," as good a man, as sound a moralist, and as eloquent a writer, as the renowned philosopher whom you particularly admire.

LADY CAROLINE.

I never heard a more tempting challenge, and I trust the Archdeacon has too much spirit to refuse it. As you are two men whom we may safely lead into a warm debate without the slightest fear of its consequence, I confess myself very desirous of seeing you engage. Though opposite in your opinion, and zealous in your nature, I am perfectly sure that your controversy can produce no painful or unfriendly sensations in the mind of either; and to me it will afford both pleasure and instruction—it will enable me to settle my own confused thoughts concerning two authors whom I am fond of reading, and who, to tell you the truth, both delight and disgust me to such a degree, that I shall be particularly glad to hear the good and evil in both deliberately examined and candidly compared.

THE ARCHDEACON.

They are Beings, my dear lady, that will not admit of a comparison.—Would you not be angry with me, if I compared my honest friend Lion, the noble mastiff who guards your magnificent mansion, with the sly and mischievous Fox that has lately invaded your poultry. Such a comparison only can be made between the generous Instructor whose lessons defend our virtue, and the pernicious Wit whose writings only tend to circumvent and destroy it.

THE COLONEL.

I admire the spirit and ingenuity of your simile; but, like a ball thrown with too much force, it rebounds so unluckily as to hurt yourself: for I must inform you, that your honest friend Lion was almost condemned, a few days ago, to a violent death — and he might indeed have suffered with justice, not only for arrogating to himself much more than his due, but for mangling most ferociously an excellent little spaniel, who dared to lap out of their common dish, and whom he ought to have regarded as a fellow-servant, of equal value with himself in the sight of his bountiful and indulgent master.—After telling you this anecdote, I will not be so cruel as to add, that I think you have pitched on a perfect emblem of your great philosopher. Yet allow me to say, that he certainly did not resemble your old philosophical acquaintance, the Demonax of Lucian (whose name has been improperly applied to him) in the want either of faculty or disposition

to play the dog[*].

THE ARCHDEACON.

I allow your raillery its full scope. I am ready to confess, there was a surly grandeur in the character of Johnson. He was used to spurn the effusions of vice and folly with a fervent and virtuous indignation, that was frequently mistaken for brutal ferocity. An incessant zeal for moral excellence was his ruling passion; and he had an unexampled power of extracting morality from every incident of life, from every appearance in nature. No man ever exerted more intense or more constant thought, to search into the essence of all goodness, on his own account, and to render his researches beneficial to mankind: it is on this ground that he is generally regarded as a teacher of true wisdom, inferior only to the sacred writers themselves; and it is for the interest of human nature, that we should guard the glory of such a man from the petty cavils of detraction, or the unintended injury of misconception.— For my own part, I should say, indeed, that I am more intimate with him as a moralist than as a critic. In the former light, I revere him as a second Socrates, far superior to the first: and surely you, Colonel, who, for a modern soldier, are singularly disposed to moral contemplation; you, the attentive father of well-educated children; you, I say, can hardly think of seriously comparing an author of this character to one whose compositions (if I may venture to use the vehement censure of my indignant critic) exhibit only ‘the morals of a courtezan, and the manners of a dancing-master.’

LADY CAROLINE.

I thank you, my dear disputant, for blending politeness with your zeal. I perceive that your tender respect to female ears, has led you to soften one expression in the very bitter though concise invective you have quoted.

THE COLONEL.

We are perfectly acquainted, you see, with the sarcastic gall of your great Moralist. But let me observe, that the keenest sarcasms, in general, rather prove the virulence, or at least the pride, of the accuser, than the vices of the accused. Indeed, your idol himself, to do him justice, instructs us how to value them, when he says, in this very volume, ‘Observation daily shews, that much stress is not to be laid on hyperbolical accusations and pointed sentences, which even he that utters them desires to be applauded rather than credited.’ But let me read to you the close of this paragraph, it is admirable:— ‘Few characters can bear the microscopic scrutiny of wit quickened by anger; and perhaps the best advice to authors would be, that they should keep out of the way of one another.’ Here you find that your great Moralist, thought it hardly possible for an author to regard his brethren but with an evil eye; and justly, perhaps, we might exclaim, on this occasion,

His own example strengthens all his laws,

He is himself the microscope he draws.

Rarely indeed did he fail to magnify the defects of such as were placed before him; though his own great qualities were blended with such imperfections, that, if the latter were shewn to us through a glass, whose magnifying power was equal to his own, he would certainly appear as the most enormous monster that ever rose into philosophical reputation with bitterness of language and brutality of manners. Indeed you may recollect, that in his life-time, his own virulence was often retorted upon him. He has been called, you know, "a respectable Hottentot," and the Caliban of literature. But alas! what is proved by sarcasms of this kind, on either side? Little more, I believe, than the lamentable prevalence of jealous and angry passions in the heated candidates for popular applause. For my own part, as I have, though I am no writer, a passionate regard for the real interest and glory of literature, I am grieved whenever I see authors of great genius condescend to hack and mangle one another, like servile gladiators, to gratify the rabble, instead of combating in a common cause, like free and generous citizens, against ignorance and envy, the peculiar enemies of their republic.

THE ARCHDEACON.

Here, my good friend, we perfectly agree—believe me, I lament, as sincerely as you do, the jealous infirmity of exalted spirits, so very common among the professors of every art, that many people consider it as necessarily inherent in that fine texture of the human faculties which we denominate genius.—I am far from wishing to represent Johnson as utterly exempt from a natural defect, which he had the rare magnanimity to own and the virtue to suppress; for what can redound more to the honour of any man, and especially of a professed philosopher, than to have it justly said of him, that he assiduously regulated every improper movement of his heart by a powerful and majestic understanding?

THE COLONEL.

Rigid truth and justice, I believe, could never say so of Johnson; but, allowing you for a moment that they might, I can easily tell you what would be more honourable, or, I should rather say, what would render a philosopher a much more amiable being in my estimation; and it is simply this—to possess a heart so kindly fashioned by nature, that its own native benevolence should supply the place of your majestic regulator.

THE ARCHDEACON.

That is, you prefer a ready-made philosopher to one who has had the merit of making himself. In the quiet vale of private life, where no sort of competition awakens the turbulent affections of the mind, your undisciplined philosopher may be all-sufficient. But in a continual contest for popular applause, where the faculties are ever on the stretch, and where the passions frequently blaze in proportion to the activity of the intellectual powers; in such a scene, and such you know is the field of literature, we must not, I fear, expect the gentle voice of benevolence to be attended to as it ought. Authors, we know, are irritable to a proverb; and how rapidly they are hurried into wilful or blind injustice to each other, we see but too clearly from every period in the history of letters. But if such are the infirmities to which their condition exposes them, ought we not to conceive a signal respect for that eminent writer, who constantly exerted his philosophy, and forgive me if I add his religion, to preserve him from these excesses? It is in this point of view, that the character of Johnson appears to me particularly noble. Where can we find an author, who, in running so long a career in the same thorny field, has done so much for the honour of his profession, and so little for the gratification of his private spleen? Insulted and reviled as he was perpetually, when did he write a vindication of himself, or a satire upon his enemies? It does him, I think, infinite credit, to reflect, that with powers particularly formed to make him the first satirist that ever existed, he chose to exert all the energy of his spirit in moral compositions of a very different nature; in such as might invigorate the understanding, without affording any food to the malignity of mankind. At the time when we may suppose his resentment to have been most awakened, when his character was acrimoniously delineated under the title of Pomposo, by a satirist of great celebrity, you may remember that he disdained to take any kind of revenge, and I do not indeed recollect, that he has mentioned the name of Churchill in any of his writings. His great mind was aware, that in some kinds of contention the very act of engaging is disgrace. He perfectly understood an important truth, which few indeed of his fraternity have had spirit enough to confide in, or temper sufficient to attend to, I mean, a maxim which he expresses most happily himself in closing one of his admirable Ramblers, and, if my memory deceives me not, it runs thus: ‘Whatever be the motive to insult, it is always best to overlook it; for folly scarcely can deserve resentment, and malice is punished by neglect.’

THE COLONEL.

An excellent maxim, I grant you, in many cases; and it reflects as much honour on the preacher, as a good sermon on humility would reflect on a certain prelate of our acquaintance, whose general demeanor might lead us to suppose, that he knew not even the name of that virtue. The forbearance of Johnson, according to your own account of it, was the offspring, not of charity but of pride. He did not throw, indeed, upon paper, any deliberate invective against his opponents; but we learn, from the diligent retailers of his conversation, that his common discourse was a continued stream of sarcasms against all who did not blindly acquiesce in his dogmatical decisions; so that the commendation due to his pacific conduct, if rigidly examined, amounts only to this—he never drew out his heavy artillery against his enemies, because he thought that he could demolish them with less trouble, and more security to himself, by the snap of a pocket pistol.

LADY CAROLINE.

Come, come, my dear champions, this is but an idle, and, I think, an unfair sort of skirmish. I must be the arbiter of your contests, not only as to the issue, but the mode of conducting it. Like the president at one of our ancient tournaments, I must see that the knights engage only in a generous and friendly conflict.—Let each be as zealous as he pleases to maintain the honour of his own idol, but without reviling that of his antagonist. I proscribe, therefore, all bitter sarcasms, as poisoned weapons, that ought to be banished from our lists. To drop my metaphor, which, I confess, I cannot very well support, let me remind you, that I expect a full and candid comparison of the two illustrious authors whom you respectively admire.

THE ARCHDEACON.

My dear Lady, the very idea of such a comparison, is enough to make our lately departed Moralist feel a spasm of indignation in his grave.

THE COLONEL.

If we might literally interpret one of the many poets whom your Moralist has vilified, and exclaim with Gray, ‘E'en in our ashes live their wonted fires,’ then, indeed, I should apprehend that the dust of Johnson might be disturbed, by our comparing him to a writer whom he seems to have hated with theological bitterness, and whose reputation he attempted to stab with the short, but envenomed dagger of a vindictive monk. But though I am far from thinking your favourite so virtuous and pure a character as you seem to do, I can readily believe that his soul is now happily purified from that leaven of sour infirmity, which debased, I must confess, in my estimation, his singular and exalted powers. I can believe, that if his ashes were indeed insulted by any indecent outrage (which Heaven forbid) his spirit now, like that of Pompey, described by Lucan,

Would smile at the vain malice of his foe,

And pity impotent mankind below.

Believe me, I am so far from being an enemy to his memory, that I think his writings and his life are both worthy of being studied. In both, we may find much to admire and emulate, with much to censure and avoid. With both, I would only wish to take such liberty as he seems to allow, where he tells us, that,

if we owe regard to the memory of the dead, there is yet more respect to be paid to knowledge, to virtue, and to truth [*].

LADY CAROLINE.

Very well, my dear, decent brother! After your paying so serious and just a compliment to the grave of his revered Moralist, I think the Archdeacon cannot in courtesy decline your challenge, or imagine that the honour of his client may be wounded by a candid discussion of his cause.

THE ARCHDEACON.

Before I speak a word in reply to the Colonel, allow me to ask your Ladyship one whimsical question:—You know that we all love and revere you as a matronly model of female virtues. Conscious of such a character, should you not blush with indignation at the thought of being compared to the celebrated Ninon, or to any more accomplished courtezan, if any such can be found in the annals of gallantry?

LADY CAROLINE.

Your question is, indeed, rather whimsical; and, if I wished to evade it, perhaps I might justly say, in the language of our lawyers, it is not a case in point.—But, as I am eager to promote the friendly debate to which my brother has invited you, I will be very frank in my answer, and tell you my genuine feelings on your fanciful supposition. If the odd comparison you suggest was candidly made, and chiefly to shew what a different assemblage of virtues and failings may be found in different situations (for all mortals, you know, have some failings, and I am far from thinking those of Ninon the only blemishes that may be found in our sex); if, I say, your odd comparison was conducted with that extreme delicacy which it certainly requires, I believe —

THE COLONEL.

Believe, indeed, my dear prude!— Come; if you are not confident enough to speak the true language of your heart, let me be its interpreter, and say, you are convinced that such a comparison would rather please than offend you.—There is a simple female secret, which every man, who has studied the fair sex with moderate assiduity and intelligence, must have discovered, and it is this:—The women who are most faithful in the practice of virtue, still delight in being told that they are equal in loveliness to the famously elegant daughters of frailty; and I question, if the cunning Ulysses himself could have flattered Penelope more agreeably, than by telling her she was as graceful as Helen.

LADY CAROLINE.

I am not surprized at this sentiment from an idolater of Chesterfield. But I will answer your maxim by another, which approaches, I believe, much nearer to truth:—The men who fancy themselves most deeply skilled in the science of reading the female heart, are generally the greatest strangers to its most delicate sensations.

THE ARCHDEACON.

Your Ladyship is certainly right; a true knowledge of the finest work in the creation, is not comprehended in the gross or vain ideas of a libertine.

THE COLONEL.

I vehemently protest against your applying that title to my client; as I have engaged to prove him as perfect in his morals as your celebrated Sage.

LADY CAROLINE.

Be calm, then, my dear enthusiast; for what I want to hear is, a full, candid, and simple statement of the real merits and failings in the two celebrated persons we are canvassing: I wish to have a fair, comparative estimate of both, according to your own plan of considering them; first, in their general character, as men or citizens; secondly, as moralists, or periodical lecturers on life and manners; finally, as writers, regarding only their style.

THE ARCHDEACON.

Pray do not repress the Colonel's enthusiasm, because he is one of the very few men who may grow warm in a bad cause, without catching any infection from the depravity he defends: indeed, however paradoxical it may sound, it is his own goodness that makes him the zealous advocate of vice; for the truth is, he has himself so generous and pure a heart, with such a quick delightful perception of elegance and wit, that he gives the possessor of these enchanting qualities, unbounded credit for virtues which were foreign to his nature.

THE COLONEL.

I ask your pardon, my dear flattering encomiast. I must not allow you, in thus holding out an unmerited and dazzling crown to your antagonist, to trip up his heels without beginning to wrestle. You mistake me entirely, if you suppose that I consider my Lord Chesterfield as a perfect character, ‘A faultless monster, which the world ne'er saw;’ or as even possessed of that true greatness and purity which some of our English worthies have attained. I only say, that with splendid and most engaging talents, he had neither more nor worse vices than your exalted Philosopher, and that he is no less entitled to the kind remembrance of his country. This, I think, an impartial discussion of their lives and compositions may render as evident, as it is that they were both beings of the human species.

LADY CAROLINE.

However strong and sincere you may be in this opinion, I doubt a little your being able to persuade even our candid Archdeacon to agree with you; and, I believe, the good folks of the world, in general, who delight in that short and easy mode of proving their great love for goodness, which they find in idolizing a name for imaginary perfection; these good people would be shocked at your idea, and perhaps exclaim against you, as a horrid profligate, endeavouring to confound all the principles of right and wrong: but, as we give you full credit for motives directly opposite to these, I beg we may pursue this amusing disquisition. Some familiar words of Johnson, that I have just recollected, suggest to me a plan for pursuing it, in the fairest and most satisfactory manner. You may remember, in the journal of his fellow-traveller, when he is displeased with Lord Hailes, ‘for publishing only such memorials and letters as were unfavourable for the Stuart family, he says, If a man fairly warns you, I am to give all the ill, do you find the good, he may.’ —Do not you recollect this passage, my friend. I am sure my brother does; because, though I cannot repeat the whole sentence regularly, I know it ends with those remarkable words, ‘I would tell truth of the two Georges, or of that scoundrel King William:’ words, I believe, that have had no little share in kindling the Colonel's animosity against your Philosopher. —But let us adopt the preceding maxim, of one giving all the good, and another finding the ill. Let the Archdeacon begin, by setting forth every thing that tends to exalt and throw a lustre on his favourite Moralist; my brother may add the dark touches, but without any sarcastic aggravation of the defects he may discover.—Then exchange your office; let the Divine freely display all the vices of Chesterfield, and the Soldier appear, I will not say his defender, but his apologist.

THE COLONEL.

Agreed!

THE ARCHDEACON.

Your Ladyship is undoubtedly very good, to assign me only that sort of task in which my duty and inclination may go hand in hand; for, according to your instructions, I have only to shew the genuine dignity of the genius and virtue I admire, and to point out the real deformity of that dissolute elegance, which has made, I think, too favourable an impression on the fancy of my friend. Yet, honourable and pleasing as I must own the office you have allotted me, I must also confess, what happens, I believe, very frequently to men surprized by unexpected honours, that I feel my mind dazzled and bewildered by the splendor of my charge, and that I am distressed by no little fear of disappointing your expectation.—But let me reflect how I may best shew my obedience to the spirit, though not the letter of your command. To enumerate all particulars that do honour to Johnson, is what I am ill-prepared to do, and what, indeed, could hardly be done in conversation; for it would be to give an extensive review of a long, laborious life, continually ennobled by new acquisitions of knowledge, or by new acts of goodness and magnanimity. I must content myself with only stating to you, as forcibly as I can, a few of the most striking considerations, that have conspired to impress me with peculiar veneration for this rare and exalted character. Let me remind you, then, that he was the son of a petty, provincial, necessitous bookseller; that, so far from having received any external advantages from nature, his figure was hideous, even in youth, to such a degree, that Pope, you know, was afraid he could hardly be admitted as a preceptor into a noble family, from the horrid convulsive distortions with which he was afflicted.—Good Heaven! when I consider from what humble and disadvantageous obscurity he started, and what pure eminence he attained, although penury, deformity, and disease were conspiring to impede his advancement, I not only perceive the marvellous merits of the man, but feel a sublime delight in contemplating the native powers of genius, and the genuine dignity of science, supported only by virtue.

THE COLONEL.

Forgive me, if I remark a little mistake in your estimate:—what you consider as impediments in his way, were springs that pushed him forward.—From his own account of his feelings, he must have had such a constitutional indolence, that I question if any motive, less cogent than poverty, would have induced him to support the burthen of literary labour—except perhaps his second spur of personal deformity, which,

in a great Wit (to use the words of your old philosophical acquaintance my Lord Bacon) is an advantage to rising [*].

—But I ask your pardon for interrupting you so soon, as I dare say you have many more observations to favour us with, that may fall within the first division of our subject, as my sister has chalked it out for us, and illustrate the character of Johnson as a man.

THE ARCHDEACON.

Recollect, my dear Colonel, the beautiful verses that you repeated at breakfast with so much enthusiasm, and with perfect sympathy in the sentiment they express:

Ah! who can tell how hard it is to climb

The steep where fame's proud temple shines afar!

Ah! who can tell how many a soul sublime

Has felt the influence of malignant star,

And wag'd with fortune an eternal war;

Check'd by the scoff of pride, by envy's frown,

And poverty's unconquerable bar [*]!

Thousands have had the aid of those springs which you consider as instrumental to the elevation of Johnson, but how few have risen, I will not say to equal, but even to similar distinction! Recollect, that from an obscure, necessitous, and unsightly being, he raised himself, not into pomp and opulence, for he had a noble contempt of both, but into that more enviable eminence of character, which enabled him to associate with the rich, the powerful, or the accomplished, and made him universally revered, as the great teacher of morality, to the most enlightened nation of the globe.—If we survey him in the period of his early difficulties and distresses, in that state, which has induced so many needy adventurers to act the part of a literary Thersites, and obtain a miserable stipend by ludicrous scurrility or declamatory malevolence, how different, how pure, and, I may say, how magnanimous was his employment? When his first prospect of supporting himself as a poet was blasted, by the failure of his Irene (a performance, I own, that could not succeed, for his genius was confessedly not dramatic) his high spirit disdained to debase itself either by flattery or detraction, the two ordinary resources of an indigent, disappointed author. He sought a refuge from the miseries of want, in working on that useful, that stupendous monument of literary labour, his dictionary, or in producing those periodical papers, which are justly regarded as masterpieces of moral admonition.—Instead of finding him betrayed by penury into vicious or dishonourable occupation, we find him not only labouring most laudably for the real good of mankind, but leading a life as pure as those sublime lessons of morality which he bestowed upon the world.—We find him, though under the pressure of indigence, yet contriving to exert that virtue of noblest lustre, which most dignifies the opulent and the great; I allude to his charity, which was so perfect, so truly christian, that he was ready to share the little pittance he had with any brother in distress, more necessitous than himself.— Recollect, I beseech you, that marvellous effort of a great and a tender mind, the composition of his admirable Rasselas, in a few days and nights, for the purpose of relieving a sick and indigent mother.—Heavens! my dear Colonel, if such an act of literary heroism had been displayed among your admired Athenians, they would have raised a statue to the author, in some distinguished part of their city, and have worshipped him as an amiable demi-god, whom filial piety had exalted to the stars.

LADY CAROLINE.

Well observed, my good friend! you will certainly make a convert of me, for tears start into my eyes whenever I hear a great character celebrated for uncommon tenderness or generosity to a parent; and I am wonderfully disposed to admit, that single virtue as a sufficient proof of perfection.

THE COLONEL.

I have ever allowed, that there are several glorious points in the character of Johnson: you have seized and displayed them very forcibly.—I perfectly comprehend your pointed address to me concerning our old friends the Athenians. You allude to my having said, last night, that much as Johnson had been celebrated for his intimate acquaintance with ancient literature, there is not a particle of true atticism, or of Roman urbanity, in all his compositions. I really think so—but of that when we come to speak of his writings. At present, I am to confine myself to his character as a man; and in that point of view, you must forgive me for saying, that however great his faculties and virtues may have been, they were evidently balanced by imperfections of equal magnitude and weight. As to your remark on the marvellous purity of your Moralist in domestic life, I will only make this short reply:—If I thought it decent or fair to pursue such a scrutiny, I am convinced, by the report of his associates, that we should find his early days as much disgraced by actual licentiousness, as those of my noble client, whom you have called a libertine.—But woe to the man, who from wanton or malevolent curiosity, attempts to violate the sacred recesses of domestic privacy, for the mischievous satisfaction of exposing the secret or forgotten sins of the illustrious dead. Far be it from us, my friend, ‘To draw such frailties from their dread abode.’

I will not therefore allow myself to speak of any but his most open and self-evident imperfections. These indeed were so great, that whenever I review his character in my mind, he is one moment an object of my idolatry, and the next of my abhorrence. For, if I recollect what you have so justly commended, his noble readiness to relieve the distressed, I remember also, that he was an absolute Cain, who could not bear to behold the accepted sacrifice of a brother. Indeed he assassinated not a single Abel, but continually levelled his murderous sarcasms against the literary life of all his numerous brethren, the whole tribe of our contemporary authors. I believe it would be impossible to name one of this tribe, to whom he ever gave a full and fair portion of praise untainted by envy; and if we review his poetical Biography, we shall find his detractive malevolence most conspicuous in the lives of those who lived and wrote in his own time.

THE ARCHDEACON.

I will not attempt to extenuate the baseness of such envy, by calling it universal—on the contrary, I am persuaded it is by no means so common as we imagine; and we may thus account for the frequent imputation of this hateful quality, where it has not really existed: —All human works must have some imperfections, and in every art a professional judge will see and feel these with peculiar quickness and force. He may fairly describe them according to his feelings; yet, his description being much stronger than the impression which the object has made on less qualified judges, will to them, perhaps, appear as the suggestion of envy, though in truth it is no more than the natural result of intelligent and keen perception.

THE COLONEL.

Your reasoning is so ingeniously good-natured, that, for the honour of literature and the arts, I shall wish to find it generally true.—In the case of Johnson, however, I am so far from being able to admit it, that I am convinced, if we can on any occasions exculpate him from the charge of envious detraction, it must be on very opposite principles— not from the warmth and acuteness, but, to speak in his own phrase, the frigidity of his feelings. We know, indeed, that he was not fashioned by education, by habit, or by the original texture of his frame, to enjoy any nice discernment of real delicacy, in life, in manners, or in composition. In truth, it is hardly possible that such discernment could exist in a man whose common behaviour was as coarse as his passions were turbulent, and who shews us, in every point of view, that detractive malignity, and over-bearing arrogance, were his prevailing characteristics.

THE ARCHDEACON.

Surely I may retort upon you, with more justice, that it is not possible for these odious qualities to have prevailed in a character, whose name is held up to public veneration by such a little host of recording friends—in a man whose talents and virtues afford such ample ground for panegyric, that his death has almost converted the whole circle of his acquaintance into biographers or memorialists.

THE COLONEL.

Well might the ghost of Johnson exclaim, with poor Jaffier in the tragedy, ‘Hide me from my friends!’ For it is indisputably true, that his moral character has sunk, in the good opinion of the world, in proportion as the memorials have appeared which were designed to do him honour. Indeed, it frequently happens, that an injudicious partizan does more mischief to his idol, than the worst of enemies. But, as the little flock of his biographers, though certainly not birds of the same feather, are all amusing in their way, I am far from wishing to strengthen my arguments in our debate by treating them with asperity. I shall only say, therefore, what, if the lady who leads the band were present to hear me, she would not, I trust, consider as any breach of that courteous respect, which is surely due both to her sex, and to her talents:—I shall only say, that this little tribe of biographers strike my fancy as a group of busy children, who having got a gilt shilling, are very eager to exhibit it as a guinea, each rubbing it with an air of confidence, to encrease its golden lustre, but shewing, alas! at every rub, still more of that baser metal, which they are all so solicitous to represent as gold.

THE ARCHDEACON.

Not so, my good friend.—Let us rather call them an honest, philosophical set of people, who, in analysing a magnificent mass of the richest metal, tell us truly the real weight of the pure ore, and fairly exhibit the little portion of natural dross which their experiments discovered.—But to quit our metaphor, and speak the plain language of truth and reason; Is not the incessant kindness, the lasting veneration, which Johnson has received from his most intimate associates, a full proof, in itself, that his excellencies as a man, and a companion, were infinitely superior to his failings? What more touching test of merit can we desire for any character, than to find, that he was revered, even to idolatry, by his friends? Does not the high reputation of Socrates rest solely on this foundation? He has been the idol of succeeding ages, because he was justly idolized by those faithful and accomplished recorders of his companionable perfections, Xenophon and Plato.

THE COLONEL.

Assuredly:—and as often as we review their affectionate accounts of him, particularly the very sweet and simple portrait exhibited by the first, we sympathize in the tender enthusiasm of the friendly memorialist. But what would the world have thought of the great Pagan Sage, if his fair and elegant friend Aspasia had left us a little book of philosophical anecdotes, in which we might read, that the great philosopher had rewarded her, for allowing him a noble apartment, and all the comforts of her magnificent house, by teazing, with argumentative and imperious petulance, her good, aged mother? What would the world have thought of him, if Xenophon had given us the narrative of an excursion, made to amuse his instructive master, by shewing him the bleak mountains of Thrace, and had told us, that when he presented him to his venerable old father, who dwelt in that country, the Sage, instead of entertaining his respectable host with colloquial wisdom, worried him so ferociously, that the luckless disciple must have wished for a muzzle, to secure his parent from the mouth of the outrageous brute, whom he had ventured to lead from Athens to a distant province, for the sake of shewing him as a consummate philosopher? Again, I may say, what would the world have thought of him, if the sublime Plato himself had represented his admirable instructor as the most selfish and disgusting glutton that ever appeared at a table? — Such are the points of view in which your favourite Moralist has been exhibited to us by his various biographical associates. Your excellent memory, my good friend, will readily suggest the passages to which I have alluded. I am far from suspecting all or any one of these writers of a treacherous intention to degrade their hero;—yet, what enemies could have contributed more to his degradation as a man, in the eyes of every candid and impartial reader?—I will not say it has happened by their fault; let us call it rather a fatality, for the accomplishment of literary justice — and it affords us an incentive to universal candour and benevolence, to contemplate the man, who had written the lives of many with a great portion of detractive malignity, destined to have memorials of himself so written, by a succession of his friends, that his character must sink in the public esteem, exactly as fast as their friendly records appear.

THE ARCHDEACON.

I cannot agree with you; for I cannot perceive, in my own mind, the effect that you suppose universal. I cannot perceive that I ought to esteem him the less as a man of virtue, because I am told it was his custom to eat in eager silence; though, I confess, it does not appear very consistent with the delicacy of friendship, to commemorate a peculiarity so disgusting.

THE COLONEL.

Well, my good friend, we will not argue this point. In favour of your great Moralist, I consent to strike the name of gluttony from the catalogue of vices. But allow me to ask you, if you could revere even the Pagan Socrates, as a philosopher, on finding him deficient in those primary constituents of a great moral character, justice and fortitude?

THE ARCHDEACON.

Most certainly not; and, let me add, that my veneration for Johnson is partly founded on my idea of his having possessed those noble qualities in a superlative degree.

THE COLONEL.

To me he appears defective in both. Indeed we violate the name of Justice, when we suppose her to have dwelt in the spirit of a man who incessantly detracted from all eminent characters, and who hardly allowed any mortals to differ from him in opinion, without representing them as worthless or insignificant; yet Johnson, for some time, contrived to support a moral reputation as marvellously as Mithridates supported his life. Your Philosopher, after fortifying his good name by many tumid sentences of morality, ventured on such envious gratifications as would have been immediate death to the credit of any other man; and the chemical king of Pontus, you know, as historians inform us, after breakfasting on antidotes ventured to dine safely on poison.

THE ARCHDEACON.

Take care, my lively friend, that you are not hurried yourself into the very injustice which you impute to my Philosopher. I allow you, that his strong and gloomy imagination very frequently discoloured his judgment. I lament the prejudices which led him to insult the poetic genius of Gray, and the genuine philanthropic heroism of our political saviour, King William. Yet many allowances ought to be made for the prejudices of his early life, and that terrific structure of his nerves, which gave so dark a tinge to his mind. As he courageously spoke his true sentiments on all occasions, it is surely evident, that he possessed the spirit of intentional justice, at least, and of unquestionable fortitude. Where he was mistaken, let us rather pity his errors, than emulate his acrimonious severity.

THE COLONEL.

With all my heart, when I have once convinced you how very far he was from being that accomplished, practical Moralist, which you seem to have supposed, and how inferior, at least in my estimation, to that calumniated nobleman, whom with a proud baseness, peculiar to himself, he first complimented, and then insulted, without any real provocation. —Such was the justice of your great Moralist; who has indeed as little claim to critical mercy as any man can have; for he was himself a black hussar in the field of learning, who never gave quarter, or, I should rather say, he displayed his powers with a cold, phlegmatic, inquisitorial cruelty; and, as an ecclesiastical friend of ours said the other day, with an extempore paraphrase of the famous old verse in Ovid,

On their own rack, 'tis righteously decreed,

Bloody inquisitors themselves shall bleed.

THE ARCHDEACON.

Pray observe, my honest but too warm avenger of injustice, how your accusation, by its own vehemence, defeats at least a part of itself. The force with which you describe the barbarity of Johnson, surely tends to clear him of your second charge, the want of courage.—Indeed no charge can have less foundation. I question if there ever existed a man who displayed more invariably, in the character of an author, a more absolute exemption from cowardice.

THE COLONEL.

So far from it, that you shall find, he represents himself as a most pitiful coward, and that too on one of those occasions in which every man is allowed to assume the language of heroism. Every lover, let him be as unlike a hero as he may, is privileged by nature to tell his mistress, in a song, that he will banish her vexations, and protect her from all the world. But what says your brave author, in singing to his dulcinea? why truly this literary Caesar of yours cries out, like a poor splenetic pretended Philosopher as he was,

Tir'd with vain joys, and false alarms,

With mental and corporeal strife;

Snatch me, my Stella, to thy arms,

And screen me from the ills of life.

Now put the stanza into prose, and his amorous entreaty is this— ‘I am too great a coward to bear pain, either in mind or body: pray protect me, my good bolder girl, and hide me with your petticoats from the horrors of my existence.’

LADY CAROLINE.

Oh abominable!—Sir, this wicked brother of mine is laughing at us simple folks, for our serious attention to him. I am confident he does not give us his genuine sentiments; for, three days ago, I heard him praise the easy natural tenderness of the very lines which he has now travestied so unfairly.

THE COLONEL.

Well, if you will not take my present remarks for sound criticism, you must at least allow that they equal in truth and candour those critical observations which the great Moralist has made on Prior, Hammond, &c.—But to be very sincere with you; I perceive from this conversation, how very apt the mind is to take a strong bias in every controversial career; for since I began to compare Johnson in my thoughts with one of my literary favourites, whose memory I think greatly injured, all the imperfections of the gloomy Moralist have been so multiplied and magnified, in my fancy, that he strikes me in this moment, not as one, but an assemblage of unamiable characters:—in religion, a slave to superstitious horror; in politics, a servile bigot; in familiar society, an insufferable tyrant. I give you my real opinion as it rises in my mind. How far that opinion is the result of delusive prejudice, or of a fair though rigid estimate, you are certainly qualified to judge; because I profess to have no knowledge of the character we are discussing, except what I have derived from his printed works, and such memorials of him as are generally known. If I am wrong, I entreat you to correct me, for I wish not to injure any being alive or dead; and, without retorting upon him the vile abuse which he bestowed on King William, I will copy his language so far as to say, I would tell truth of a splenetic savage.

THE ARCHDEACON.

You are certainly too severe, and for this reason;—the foibles of Johnson lying, if I may use such an expression, in the superficies of his character, disgust you to such a degree, that you do not allow yourself to search fairly into his deeper and more noble qualities.—But, as it happens in his language, when you have once digested his hard words, you feel yourself invigorated by the strong reason they contain; so with regard to the man, if you are once reconciled to the roughness of his manners, you will clearly perceive his many Christian virtues, for which indeed he might have obtained credit more readily, had they not been so rudely covered. Yet we cannot deny the merchant to be rich, who abounds in gold, because he keeps it in a bag of the coarsest texture.

THE COLONEL.

Your illustration is very ingenious, but not perfectly just. Though I agree with you as to the coarseness of the purse, I cannot allow your gold to be genuine.—To speak more seriously on a serious subject; I am aware that Johnson is held up to our veneration for the sanctity and soundness of his religious character; but surely, my dear reverend friend, it is an injury to the divine doctrine you profess, to consider this man as the model of a Christian. I can admit, with my whole heart, that he was a sincere believer in Christianity; but, to my apprehension, no real believer ever succeeded worse in seizing the true spirit of our indulgent and animating religion. His piety, great as it is called, was so far from being perfect, that it neither taught him how to live nor how to die— it neither inspired him with benevolent gentleness towards his fellow-creatures, nor with a chearful reliance on the beneficence of his God.

THE ARCHDEACON.

Without an ostentation of meekness towards men, it taught him real humility towards his Maker. His piety appears to you debased by an excess of terror; but surely it argues not any weakness or depravity of spirit to tremble before the throne of the Almighty.—If, indeed, the gloomy cast of his devotion could require any excuse, is it not sufficiently excused by that morbid hereditary melancholy, which preyed upon his mind, and rendered him, with all his rare faculties, not less an object of pity than of admiration. This idea, instead of diminishing, increases my respect for his character—assuredly, it does him honour to reflect, that by long and profound meditation, he was himself the architect of his virtues, and that his imperfections were woven into the texture of his frame. His marvellous merits were all his own, and his blemishes the work of nature.

THE COLONEL.

At length, my good friend, we meet on such ground, as I have not the least inclination to dispute with you.—Believe me, I am as willing as you can be to consider the failings of Johnson as constitutional — all I contend for is this, that with so peccant a constitution, he may not be proposed to us as a model either of morality or religion.—The ancient philosophers, who maintain, you know, that virtue is not to be taught without the assistance of a proper natural disposition, would have not only denied his actual possession of consummate virtue, but the possibility of his acquiring it; since, instead of looking on the face of nature with true filial tenderness and gratitude, his gloomy spirit made him regard her only as a malicious step-mother, who exerted her ingenuity to embitter his existence. An affectionate delight in the visible creation, appears to me as necessary to perfect morals, as the spring is to the perfection of the year. How utterly destitute of that sentiment your great Moralist must have been, we may clearly perceive by his indignation against an humble and blameless woman, for pretending to be happy in such a world.— Yet, dark as this state of existence appeared to him, he could not practise even the wise precept of his pagan friend Juvenal, and (to quote his own spirited verse) ‘Count death kind nature's signal of retreat.’ When I find him so inferior in real purity and strength of mind to the pagan moralists, I should think myself absurd indeed, if I revered him as a model of Christian excellence, especially when I recollect, that with all his profound reverence to our blessed religion, he seldom opened his lips without sinning against the spirit and the letter of the Gospel, in calling a brother fool.—I am as ready as you are, my good friend, to ascribe both the gloominess and the asperity of his mind and manners to the vitiated organs of his very wonderful frame—indeed, the more I contemplate his character, the more I am convinced that the distemper which afflicted his body, if I may use a scriptural expression, entered into his soul. I am willing, therefore, to consider his defects rather as misfortunes than as crimes; although they appear to have operated against his happiness with the double force of calamity and of guilt. For, with uncommon powers to support either bodily or mental exercise—with all the advantages he derived from his successful labour, and the liberal kindness of his more intimate admirers—he seems to have been, through every period of life, a very miserable being; and no one, I believe, were it possible, would consent to purchase his rare faculties, by submitting to resemble him in every particular.—But whatever the sum of his imperfections may be, after that is substracted, there still remains such a portion of real merit, as will probably secure immortality to his name and writings. Believe me, I am so far from being an enemy to his fame, that I heartily wish the public would discover a more liberal disposition to pay him sepulchral honours. The subscription for his monument seems to languish, in a manner that reflects disgrace on this opulent and polished country. I wish, my good friend, that you and I knew how to quicken the munificence of the kingdom on this occasion.—The nation that wishes to be ennobled by the production of future great characters, ought to be splendid in her memorials to departed genius.—I am amazed, that the zealous admirers of Johnson, have not been more eager to render him this tribute, since his title to such a distinction is admitted by those who had no personal attachment to the man, and who even think him, as I do, a strange compound of the most attractive and most disgusting qualities, that ever met in the formation of an author.—But I have said full enough and perhaps too much of his failings. Soldier, as I am, I assure you, it is more pleasant to me, on this occasion, to defend than to attack. Let me turn therefore from your respected Moralist, and hasten to the vindication of my injured favourite, the elegant, the witty, the accomplished Chesterfield.

LADY CAROLINE.

Not so fast, my dear hasty advocate. I cannot suffer either of my two disputants to evade any of the points that they have undertaken to debate. Pray recollect, that you are still to discuss the merits of Johnson as a writer.

THE ARCHDEACON.

Madam, the Colonel is a soldier of too much experience, to be very eager in attacking a fortress of any kind, that is secured by art and nature against every assailant. Let me be allowed to call the miscellaneous essays of Johnson, a heaven-defended city, whose palladium is pure and perfect morality. As this can neither be overthrown nor pilfered by the boldness or ingenuity of any Diomed or Ulysses, the fabric, in which this eternal guardian is magnificently lodged, must be impregnable and immortal.

THE COLONEL.

Alas, my good friend! how many of such impregnable fortresses, in which not only morality, but religion herself, in all her purity, seemed to promise their preservation, have mouldered into dust? It is possible, I fear, that your favourite, serious Ramblers, like many admirable sermons of past times, may, in a few centuries, be utterly forgotten.

THE ARCHDEACON.

Surely not; for although it is certain those excellent papers have all the serious purity of a sermon, yet they have also very different attractions. To me, the Ramblers exhibit a mental paradise, in which fancy and reason alternately entertain me with a succession of new delights, under the guidance and patronage of virtue and religion. While I read them, I feel (to use the words of their incomparable author) ‘my heart rectified, my appetites counteracted, and my passions repressed.’

THE COLONEL.

I most readily admit, that the Ramblers, from the evident design of the writer, and from their intrinsic merit in many points of view, have very strong, and I sincerely hope they may prove successful claims to immortality. Yet, as lessons on life and manners, there are many productions of the same class, whose influence on my heart and mind is not only more pleasant, but more beneficial. To read the Rambler is, to my feelings, to walk through a stupendous Egyptian temple of black marble, furnished with some Colossal statues of ebony, and with here and there a little grotesque image, very lamely copied from ordinary life. I perceive, at every step, a strength and grandeur of conception in the dark fancy of the melancholy architect. I perceive, also, that in the course of his gloomy labour he had short fits of merriment, and that in those sportive moments, he was singularly awkward and ungraceful. In the whole structure, there is an air of awful majesty, that always fixes my attention, and frequently enchants me; yet, at the end of my circuit through its various apartments, I feel rather depressed and amazed, than animated and improved. Such is the effect which his most considerable work produces upon me; and that many others have surveyed it with similar feelings, we may conclude from what he tells us himself in the close of the last paper. The book is in your hand; give me leave to read the sentence:— ‘Scarcely any man is so steadily serious as not to complain, that the severity of dictatorial instruction has been too seldom relieved, and that he is driven, by the sternness of the Rambler's philosophy, to more chearful and airy companions.’

THE ARCHDEACON.

I admire the magnanimity of this confession.

THE COLONEL.

You are very generous, my good friend, in allowing that quality to a poor discontented author, who tells us, in a fit of honest spleen, that he thought himself too wise for his readers.

THE ARCHDEACON.

It is surely true, that the serious air, and let me say the sublime beauties of that production, were the chief obstacles to its immediate success. Its merit was of too elevated a nature to be instantly understood by the frivolous multitude:—but it has at length been fairly appreciated by time; and the great moralist is now universally read, not only for the dignity of his sentiments, but for the force and lustre of his language. For my own part, I exult in the growing influence of his genius; I am happy in seeing it tend to the full discharge of that glorious office, for which every great mind should think itself fashioned by Heaven; I mean, the office of diffusing the light of knowledge and of virtue over millions of spirits inferior to itself.

THE COLONEL.

I will not be so ungrateful as to say, that I catch not any such rays from Johnson; but if I am frequently enlightened by his bursts of splendid sentiment, I am still more frequently darkened and depressed by his thick vollies of spleen. In all his writings, and in the Rambler particularly, he seems to me to bear a great resemblance to his own Suspirius, the Screech-owl, whom he represents, you know, ‘as settled in an opinion, that the whole business of life is to complain, and whose every syllable was loaded with misfortune.’ — He would, indeed, be the most meritorious of all moralists, if the merit of a preceptor consisted in trying to teach mankind that their existence is misery. I own myself devoted to more enlivening philosophy; for I could never find that wisdom and virtue are acquired by catching the contagion of constitutional melancholy, or that the heart is made better, in proportion as the imagination is terrified.

THE ARCHDEACON.

Yet a man of your thoughtful turn, my dear Colonel, must surely allow, that in alluring men to pay a serious attention to their duty, a writer takes the first and most necessary step towards making them better. It is not the gloom of melancholy, but the solemnity of religion, that gives such a serious air to the compositions of Johnson; and, instead of blaming the philosopher, I think you ought rather to applaud the Christian.

THE COLONEL.

I have already said, that your Moralist appears to me to have mistaken the true spirit of Christianity in his manners, and I think so no less in the tenor of his works, which, without mentioning those that are envious and unjust, have a general tendency to inspire a dreary gloominess of spirit. A soldier perhaps, my dear reverend friend, may have formed very erroneous notions of sacred things, which he cannot have studied sufficiently: but to my apprehension, the true spirit of our religion is more chearful than gloomy; for in what does Christianity surpass all the religions of the earth? not in its austerity, not in its terror, but in its benignity, in its comfort. It is chearful, because it excites us to the most attentive discharge of those tender and social duties which cannot be duly discharged without gentleness and joy. Other religions may animate the frame, by flattering some particular passion; as the Alcoran, for instance, undoubtedly flatters the two passions of desire and ambition. But Christianity, in my idea of it, accomplishes this end by the very opposite means: it melts down all the passions, and extracts from them the vivifying essence of universal charity.—Forgive me for thus throwing out the rough conceptions of a laical enthusiast, on so interesting a topic. I am sure you will forgive me, because I know we think alike, both on the importance and the benignity of our religion.

THE ARCHDEACON.

And let me remind you, my excellent friend, that our ideas agree also with those of the great Author, whom you are too hastily condemning. You seem to have utterly forgot, that the Rambler contains not only as sublime, but as chearful a picture of Christianity as the human faculties can exhibit; pray recollect the dream, in which a lovely figure exclaims—

My name is Religion; I am the offspring of Truth and Love, and the parent of Benevolence, Hope, and Joy [*].

THE COLONEL.

I perfectly recollect the allegory you mean, for I happened to read it aloud, the other day, to my sister; and I remember, on our finishing the paper, we both regretted that Religion, when she settled herself in the mind of Johnson, seemed to have excluded these her three children from her household. To religious joy he appears to have been almost a stranger; he was not favoured with very long or very frequent visits from religious hope; and that religious benevolence, which we frequently admire, as the immediate director of his pen, was continually overpowered and struck dumb by the stronger voices of his more constant companions, pride, envy, and spleen. I allow you, that few authors have written with a more religious cast of mind than your Moralist; yet surely he disgusts his reader, not by being too much, but too little of a Christian. Religion has sometimes an effect similar to what is imputed to wine; instead of giving new dispositions to the mind, it strengthens and calls forth the humour it happens to meet, whether good or bad: thus the natural ferocity of Johnson is seen to mount in a religious blaze, when, in his ramble among the sacred ruins of Scotland, his imagination delights itself in conceiving that a ruinous steeple may fall, to crush the posterity of the Scottish Reformer. Surely, said a friend of ours, when he first saw that anecdote of Johnson, this man wanted only the lot of being born in Spain, when the inquisition was established, to have been distinguished as the most black-minded and bloody supporter of that barbarous tribunal.

LADY CAROLINE.

Enough, my dear disputants, on this point. Pray allow me to give a new turn to your debate; for I foresee, that if you grow warm on this branch of your argument, one of you will make him a saint, and the other a fiend; though it is very evident to our cool apprehension, that he was neither, but, as most of you lordly creatures might be found, perhaps, in such mental dissection, a very strange compound of both.

THE COLONEL.

Very well, my dear Lady. So you think the sons of Eve, like the male heirs, who seize the whole estate in our modern families, have taken from their sisters all the ample inheritance of imperfection. Give me your hand, my poor sister! for if any son of Eve can be truly said to have done so, I am the man.

THE ARCHDEACON.

So you are, my friend, as far as the Lady is concerned: and let me add, that you resemble the modern heir in another particular; you have so contrived to get rid of this same ample inheritance, that we cannot even guess the amount of it.

LADY CAROLINE.

I thank you doubly, my good friend, for answering one compliment for me, and at the same time favouring me with another.—But come, we are idly rambling from our subject. You have still to consider Johnson both as a Poet and a Critic.

THE COLONEL.

In the first character he may be soon dispatched. We have only to say, what I think unquestionable, that he was inferior to the whole body of English poets whom he has so ferociously anatomized.

THE ARCHDEACON.

I ask your pardon. There is nothing finer in our language than his imitation of Juvenal, and his various prologues, particularly the very fine prologue that delineates the progress of the drama.

THE COLONEL.

Surely there is some degree of courtesy in allowing his name to stand on the list of poets, for having written the most frigid and uninteresting tragedy that can be selected from all the languages of the earth; and a forcible imitation of a declamatory Satirist. He thought himself indeed a great poet; and tried to bully the public into the same opinion, by the close of the arrogant prologue to his Irene:

In reason, nature, truth he dares to trust,

Ye fops be silent, and ye wits be just.

This would have been bold language for any writer to have used, in speaking of his most fortunate production; but what is it, when applied to a performance which, instead of being inspired by his boasted patrons, Reason, Nature, and Truth, appeared to be rather the work of false, unfeeling art, and of pompous absurdity?—His critical bitterness may be partly ascribed to his great dramatic disappointment. Having utterly failed in his prime ambition to distinguish himself, and make his fortune as a poet, he conceived an eternal hatred to the whole tribe of poets; and, unluckily for that tribe, his powers of defaming poetical merit were as strong as his power to equal it was feeble. And hence, as I lately heard, a censurer of his criticism altered a title-page to his Lives of the Poets, and called them, ‘The Lives of the triumphant Angels, written by Lucifer the fallen.’ Indeed, he seems to have dipt his pen, not only in gall, but ‘In ever-burning sulphur unconsum'd.’

In all his compositions, and even in his recorded conversation, when he is most virulent and ferocious, there is still such vigour of intellect in what he says, that, I must own, he hardly ever appears ‘Less than Arch-angel ruin'd.’

THE ARCHDEACON.

I am glad you allow him some dignity as a writer, however diabolical.—But, my good friend, are you not aware of the extreme inconsistency in your description? You represent him as a most striking example both of feebleness and vigour. In one point you must be mistaken; for it is impossible that the same being can be both a giant and a dwarf.

THE COLONEL.

Pardon me!—that impossibility was realized in Johnson. He was a giant in some faculties, and a dwarf in others.

THE ARCHDEACON.

Yet surely not a dwarf in that faculty, which is said to constitute a poet—I mean, imagination.—One of his friends has told us, you know, and I think very truly, ‘His mind was so full of imagery, that he might have been perpetually a poet.’

THE COLONEL.

We find he made the experiment, and could never be so completely.— His latest biographer, indeed, seems aware of his poetical and his critical failure, and appears to apologize for both, by supposing, that he is ‘to be numbered among those poets, in whom the powers of understanding, more than those of the imagination, are seen to exist.’ —But such a supposition affords us no very favourable or just estimate of the talents that really belonged to this wonderful being; for even the enemies of Johnson must allow, that a very vigorous, and a very quick imagination, was one of his most striking characteristics. The truth, I believe, is, however paradoxical it may sound, that a writer may possess the faculty of imagination in a high degree, and yet prove himself a miserable poet. Let any one try to read the Irene of Johnson, and he will be perfectly convinced of this truth. There are fine images, elevated sentiments, and splendid language; yet the performance produces only languor and disgust, because the author was utterly destitute of that sensibility, which alone can enable a writer to awaken interest and pathos. A poet, who has not the smallest degree of dominion over the passions, is as poor and impotent a being, as a king without subjects.

THE ARCHDEACON.

Such an author may fail in the drama, and yet excel in other branches of poetry.

THE COLONEL.

I do not believe there is an instance of any great poet upon record, who was unable, on every occasion, to assume the easy air of nature, and to speak the language of the heart. Such inability, I think, attended Johnson, both in verse and prose. Yet, with all that deficiency, I feel he had faculties which justly make him an object of admiration. He had a depth, an expansion, a majesty of intellect;—he had an imagination that could present either grand or grotesque images to the mind, with infinite clearness and force; —he could lead or bewilder the judgment by strength of argument, or by logical subtlety, he could amuse the fancy by such pageants as she is fond of surveying:—but I question, if any poet or essyist ever existed, with less power of exciting either tears or laughter. With a total inability to catch or support the proper tone of any assumed character, he appears to me, among writers, very like what a deformed giant would be in a company of players; who might, indeed, appear on the stage in the parts of Hamlet or Benedick, but would certainly not charm you with any dramatic illusion, while you discovered, under his theatrical disguise, the high-shouldered Goliah. An effect of this defective kind (to use the quibble of Polonius) strikes me perpetually in Rasselas. I hardly ever hear a sentence uttered by the Princess, or the Lady Pekuah, but I see the enormous Johnson in petticoats.

THE ARCHDEACON.

Had Rasselas been the production of a Frenchman, his country would have called it a noble poem.—And surely, distinguished as it is by liveliness of description, by dignity of sentiment, by elevation and purity of language, we ought to esteem it as the work of a poetical imagination.

THE COLONEL.

I have already declared my opinion, that the imagination of Johnson was of the highest class. It was, indeed, a diamond; but, like the rarity that I lately read an account of in that excellent physician and philosopher, Dr. Lewis, it was a black diamond, and malevolent melancholy was the foulness of the jewel, to use the expression of the naturalist, on which its black hue depended [*]. You may tell me, that we ought to treat this melancholy with tenderness, because it was an hereditary misfortune; in that point of view, every person of common humanity must be inclined to pardon and to pity its effects. But let not the quality, which was an infirmity in the man, be esteemed as a perfection in his works. His Rasselas, like the greater part of his other composition, leaves a heavy and uncomfortable gloom upon the mind. You will tell me, perhaps, that the author wished to produce a very serious effect, and that it constitutes a part of his superlative moral merit, to have converted that idle or mischievous thing, called a romance, into a salutary book. —It may be so.—I can, indeed, conceive, that the old proverb concerning meat and poison, may be as true concerning books, our intellectual food, as it certainly is in regard to our ordinary diet. There may be minds to whom the pompous and dark fictions of your Moralist are both salutary and pleasant. To me, they are neither; for, instead of quickening my virtues, they only communicate their own gloominess to my spirits.—His imagination appears to me to resemble the Chinese bird, celebrated in that literary curiosity, ‘The Praise of Monkden, by his poetical majesty of China.’ The bird is called Yuen. Its melancholy cry, for it has no song, is said to awaken the whirlwind; and it flies only in the darkness of a tempestuous night.

THE ARCHDEACON.

Severely as you have treated Johnson, both as a poet and a novelist, there is yet one character in which you must allow him to stand superior to every antagonist. He was not, indeed, the greatest poet, or the most interesting novelist, that ever wrote; but, as a critic, he has no equal. His Lives of the Poets, though not free from little defects, and inclining, perhaps, to an excess of severity in a few articles, yet contain a mass of criticism, superior, perhaps, to all the united critical labours of the ancient and modern world. Different objections may be made to different parts; but all voices conspire in celebrating the whole, as the rich production of the most profound and acute understanding, that was ever employed in the illustration of any single art.

THE COLONEL.

If barbarity can entitle a judge to preside over his brethren, you are undoubtedly right in considering Johnson as the prince of critics. His criticism has, to my apprehension, all the excellencies, and all the failings, of his other composition. It has all the powers that the head can give; it has none of the charms that the heart only can supply. If you examine his decisions on all our poets, you will find, that he ingeniously mingles as much malignity with his justice, as the nature of his office would allow him to exert.

THE ARCHDEACON.

This surely is a mistake. You are angry with him for his sarcastic severity to a few of your favourites, and therefore too hastily accuse him of malevolence and injustice towards the whole fraternity of poets—but, if his censure is now and then acrimonious, his praise in general is candid, generous, and magnificent.—The Lives, taken altogether, strike me as the most radiant crown of glory, that poetic genius ever received from critical admiration.

THE COLONEL.

I believe I can point out to you some very dark flaws in the brilliants you admire. But first answer me one question; Shall you not think the malevolence, and I might add the absurdity, of the critic sufficiently proved, if, in his characters of many poets, I shew you passages where the censure is not only too vehement, but infinitely more applicable to his own writings, than to the poet whom he is censuring.

THE ARCHDEACON.

This, I confess, would abate my reverence for his judgment. But I am persuaded, you would not find it possible to collect such evidence as you describe.

THE COLONEL.

As it happens, I have it ready to produce; for, being curious to convince myself how far his malignity to our poets extended, I amused myself, the other day, in selecting such passages as appeared to confirm my idea. Here they are—let me read them to you in order; and I think you will agree with me, that they exhibit rather a strong resemblance of Johnson himself, than a fair delineation of the unfavourable features in our great English bards.—I begin with a passage from his character of Shakespeare.

In tragedy, his performance seems constantly to be worse, as his labour is more. Whenever he solicits his invention, or strains his faculties, the offspring of his throes is tumour, meanness, tediousness, and obscurity.

In narration, he affects a disproportionate pomp of diction, and a wearisome train of circumlocution, and tells the incident imperfectly in many words, which might have been more plainly delivered in few.—Not that always, where the language is intricate, the thought is subtile; or the image always great, where the line is bulky: the equality of words to things is very often neglected; and trivial sentiments and vulgar ideas disappoint the attention, to which they are recommended by sonorous epithets and swelling figures.

He no sooner begins to move, than he counteracts himself; and terror and pity, as they are rising in the mind, are checked and blasted by sudden frigidity [*].

Well, my good friend, is not all this a thousand times more applicable to Johnson himself, than to Shakespeare?

THE ARCHDEACON.

I must confess, it appears so; but in the Lives of the Poets, you can hardly have found any words so treacherously fitted to your purpose, or contrive to make them recoil so cruelly on their author.

THE COLONEL.

You shall hear:—and, that I may not tire you, I will omit many of the sentences in my list.—But what say you to the following?

The compositions are such as might have been written for pennance by a hermit, or for hire by a philosophical rhymer, who had only heard of another sex [*].

—This indeed is partly true of Cowley's amorous poetry, yet it strikes me as more exactly descriptive of Johnson's various attempts to delineate female characters.

The malignity of your Critic towards Milton, fell rather on the man than the poet—and for this, you know, he has been very justly chastised. There is a sanctity in the poetical character of Milton, which secured it against any gross violation, from a person who piqued himself on his piety; yet in his account of this religious bard, your Moralist has contrived to insert a few malevolent remarks, infinitely more applicable to himself as an author, than to the sublime and tender poet whom he detested. —Let me read you my evidence.

Milton never learned the art of doing little things with grace; he overlooked the milder excellence of suavity and softness; he was a lion that had no skill in dandling the kid.

We read Milton for instruction; retire harrassed and overburthened, and look elsewhere for recreation.

How egregiously false are these words, as said of the poet! how completely true when applied to Johnson himself! —The milder half of Milton's merit, this great critic had no feelings to perceive. He could justly estimate the vigour of his imagination, but he could not discover the tenderness of his heart, which is exquisitely displayed in the character of Eve.—How perfectly has our divine poet caught the true tone of female nature, in those simple, beautiful, and pathetic lines, with which our lovely parent closes a speech in the 9th book!

Adam shall share with me in bliss or woe;

So dear I love him, that with him all deaths

I could endure, without him live no life.

How unfeeling must be the critic, who could represent the author of such verses, as utterly deficient in suavity and softness!

THE ARCHDEACON.

His hatred and injustice to Milton, which arose from his political sentiments, has, you know, been confessed and lamented by his friends.—As a counterpoise to this defect, let me remind you of the noble justice which he has done to Dryden.—His account of this extraordinary poet, to whom Pope has so justly and so pathetically applied the epithet unhappy, is executed, as the painters say, con amore, and strikes me as the master-piece of our critical biographer.

THE COLONEL.

It is easy to account for this pre-eminence; for in his whole list of poets, there is no individual to whom the biographer bore so great a resemblance, in the general cast of his mind, in his political, and, I believe, in his religious notions.—From some of Dryden's failings, indeed, the critic was happily free, and to some of his talents he has no pretension; but that they resembled each other not a little in their mental features, you will clearly discover, by observing how exactly the following passages, from his forcible and just character of Dryden, are descriptive of himself.

The power that predominated in his intellectual operations, was rather strong reason than quick sensibility. Upon all occasions that were presented, he studied rather than felt; and produced sentiments, not such as nature enforces, but meditation supplies. He had so little sensibility of the power of effusions purely natural, that he did not esteem them in others. Simplicity gave him no pleasure—he could more easily fill the ear with some splendid novelty, than awaken those ideas that slumber in the heart [*].

THE ARCHDEACON.

These passages are indeed applicable to Johnson, and so doubtless are many sentences of praise, that we might discover in his Biography: one honourable metaphor, at least, let us apply to him, out of the life from which you are quoting, and alluding to the close of his admirable eulogy on Dryden: "Let us say of him, that he found the English language a confused heap of loose stones, and that he left them raised by his single labour into a noble edifice, which amazes us by its magnificence, and delights us by its utility."

LADY CAROLINE.

I thank you, my good friend, for throwing in a little just commendation to temper the Colonel's severity.—He seems, I think, to be engaged in a cruel kind of a process; it is like the forcing a poor soldier to stand before the mouth of his own great gun, and reluctantly blow himself to pieces.

THE COLONEL.

By no means. If an engineer, in levelling a cannon against those whom he ought to have spared, manages it so ill as to hurt only himself by its recoil, the fault is doubly his own; and, however maimed he may be, he cannot be much entitled to compassion.—Now I think Johnson exactly in this predicament; and, when you hear the following extracts, I trust you will agree with me. For brevity's sake, I will confine myself to the lives of Prior, Hammond, Collins, and Gray, omitting several sentences in my collection.

To make you an immediate convert, my dear Lady, to the justice of my procedure, I shall begin with the character of your beloved Henry and Emma— ‘A dull and tedious dialogue, which excites neither esteem for the man nor tenderness for the woman.’ —Every heart murmurs at the injustice of these words, thus pointed against Prior:—but observe with what propriety we might write them, dropping only two particles, on the title-page of Irene, and call that Tragical Homily, ‘dull and tedious dialogue, which excites neither esteem for man nor tenderness for woman.’

But hear the fuller estimate of Prior's talents.

As laws operate in civil agency, not to the excitement of virtue, but the repression of wickedness, so judgment, in the operations of intellect, can hinder faults, but not produce excellence.—Whatever Prior obtains above mediocrity, seems the effort of struggle and of toil; he has many vigorous, but few happy lines; he has every thing by purchase, and nothing by gift; he had no nightly visitations of the Muse, no infusions of sentiment or felicities of fancy.

His expression has every mark of laborious study; the line seldom seems to have been formed at once; the words did not come till they were called, and were then put by constraint into their places, where they do their duty, but do it sullenly.—In his greater compositions, there may be found more rigid stateliness, than graceful dignity. His numbers are such as mere diligence may attain; they seldom offend the ear, and seldom sooth it; they commonly want airiness, lightness, and facility; what is smooth is not soft. His verses always roll, but they seldom flow [*].

There's a curious portrait for you! If we knew not the painter, might we not suppose that it was rather drawn for the stiff and pompous Johnson himself, than for the easy, elegant, and sportive Prior?

As to Hammond, Johnson seems to have criticised him with the utmost rancour, because he had been justly praised by Chesterfield; whom the splenetic savage seizes this opportunity to calumniate, by representing him as commending the Elegies of his departed friend, without having read them;—a charge not only absurd in itself, but inconsistent with the idea which this rancorous critic entertained of the noble editor's vanity; since the Earl is elegantly and justly complimented, in the very poems which he is supposed to have praised without knowing their contents.—I shall hope to convince you, in the course of our conference, that Chesterfield was as good a judge of nature, in poetry, as Johnson; and that he had the talent of representing it more faithfully, as an essayist, than your great Moralist himself.—But let me now read the censure on Hammond.

‘These Elegies have neither passion, nature, nor manners.’ —Again,

Hammond has few sentiments drawn from nature, and few images from modern life. He produces nothing but frigid pedantry [*].

Do you not admire this charge of pedantry, against a poet remarkable for the easy elegance of his language, from another, who talks himself of Arthritic Tyranny, in an ode to the Spring?

But to shew you the difference between Hammond and Johnson, as poets, let me read you these two short extracts from each.

What joy to hear the tempest howl in vain,

And clasp a fearful mistress to my breast;

Or, lull'd to slumber by the beating rain,

Secure and happy, sink at last to rest!

What joy to wind along the cool retreat,

To stop and gaze on Delia as I go,

To mingle sweet discourse with kisses sweet,

And teach my lovely scholar all I know!

Every man who has loved, must perceive, that in these verses, though I have injured them by placing them together, the passion of love is expressed with delicacy, spirit, and truth. Now hear how Johnson closes one of those curious compositions that he calls Odes.

Haste! press the clusters, fill the bowl;

Apollo, shoot thy parting ray;

This gives the sunshine of the soul,

This God of Health, and Verse, and Day.

Still, still the jocund strain shall flow,

The pulse with vigorous rapture beat,

My Stella with new charms shall glow,

And every bliss in wine shall meet [*].

To say Press the clusters, is an odd mode of calling for wine.—But I quote the passage, to shew the tenderness of the poet to his Stella. Put the sentiment into plain prose, and it runs thus; —Come! let us get half drunk, my dear Stella, and I shall then think you beautiful and myself happy.

LADY CAROLINE.

This is playing the barbarous critical tyrant, indeed! You out-Herod Herod!—But pray proceed to your extract from the Life of Collins, which I do not perfectly recollect. I only remember, that the critic mentions his personal intimacy with the poet; and I should therefore imagine, he must speak of his interesting compositions with an affectionate enthusiasm, sufficient to defeat your hostile purpose of turning the heavy fire of his critical battery against himself.

THE COLONEL.

Oh! your great Critic had too elevated and too stately a mind, to be touched by the partialities of friendship! Hear how he closes a character of the poet, written when we might suppose his tenderness to be quickened by the recent death of his friend.—

This idea which he had formed of excellence, led him to oriental fictions and allegorical imagery; and perhaps, while he was intent upon description, he did not sufficiently cultivate sentiment. His poems are the productions of a mind not deficient in fire, nor unfurnished with knowledge either of books or life, but somewhat obstructed in its progress, by deviation in quest of mistaken beauties [*].

—No one, I believe, can think the Critic spoke too kindly of Collins in this early character; — yet, as if his judgment had been warped by affection, in the subsequent life, which was not written, you know, till an interval of many years had allowed time enough for his extreme tenderness to evaporate, he added the following censure on the language of his poetical friend.—
His diction was often harsh, unskilfully laboured, and injudiciously selected. He affected the obsolete, when it was not worthy of revival; and he puts his words out of the common order, seeming to think, with some later candidates for fame, that not to write prose, is certainly to write poetry. His lines commonly are of slow motion, clogged and impeded with clusters of consonants. As men are often esteemed, who cannot be loved; so the poetry of Collins may sometimes extort praise, when it gives little pleasure[*].

Now, to my apprehension, every syllable, in both these Extracts, is infinitely more suited to Johnson, than to his injured friend; the greater part of whose poetry, as Langhorne has justly said of his ode on the death of Colonel Ross, is replete with harmony, spirit, and pathos. —But I hasten to the last article on my list—the insulted Gray. You are both of you so well acquainted with the Critic's extreme iniquity towards this enchanting bard, that I will only read a single short passage from those I have selected.

The images are magnified by affectation; the language is laboured into harshness. The mind of the writer seems to work with unnatural violence, double double toil and trouble. He has a kind of strutting dignity; and is tall by walking on tiptoe. His art and his struggle are too visible; and there is too little appearance of ease or nature[*].

Tell me, I beseech you, to whose writings may we most properly apply this exaggerated description? to those of Gray, or of Johnson? To me it appears to hit the tumid Rambler himself, so forcibly, that if any man were to attempt a small, but strong caricatura of Johnson as an author, I question if he could produce one with so striking a resemblance as this very paragraph exhibits.

And now, my good friend, ingenuously say, have I not convinced you, that Johnson, in passing sentence on our great poets, instead of fairly representing their petty failings, has frequently delineated his own heavier defects, and ascribed them to spirits of a higher class, to whom they could not belong?

THE ARCHDEACON.

You have (I must own) convinced me, that he was frequently unjust; but I am still inclined to impute that injustice, rather to the keenness and strength, than to the malignity of his mind. I am persuaded he always spoke as he felt; but he felt blemishes too forcibly, from the rigid integrity of his acute understanding. Whenever he blames, I believe you may discover some little foundation for his censure; but he builds, perhaps, too large a structure on too trifling a basis. I cannot better explain to you my idea on this point, than by applying to him a lively couplet of Dr. Young:

His judgment just, his sentence over strong;

Because he's right, he's ever in the wrong.

THE COLONEL.

Very well! — if you acknowledge him to be in the wrong, I will allow you to estimate, as you please, the moral rectitude of his perceptions. My own idea of him, as a critic, is this:—His ill-nature, or, if you wish for a softer expression, his spleen, had, I think, a microscopic eye, which, whenever it happened to glance on a freckle in the face of any luckless muse, immediately made it a cancer.

THE ARCHDEACON.

If, as a critic, he was too severe, his severity may still produce a very useful effect on the trifling vagrants of Parnassus, by exciting them to think with more energy. And, let me add, he has one critical merit, which deserves the highest commendation; I mean, the merit of having rescued the dramatic muse from those oppressive and threefold fetters, The Unities.

The demolition of a perplexing poetical superstition, which had been sanctified by the reverence of ages, was the work of a noble understanding, very worthily employed, and a work that ought to endear his name to every lover of the stage.

THE COLONEL.

I heartily join with you in this applause, though, in general, I have little veneration for your Philosopher in his critical capacity. It is Sir Henry Wotton, I think, who has called critics the brushers of noblemen's clothes; and, if his metaphor is just, we may say that Johnson, like a heavy-handed valet, has executed this office with such vehemence, as fretted to pieces the fine raiment of his masters.

THE ARCHDEACON.

Indeed, you are too severe!—But how great soever you may represent the mistakes of Johnson, in points that belong solely to taste and sentiment (on which, perhaps, we could hardly find any two minds in perfect unison) the great and solid portion of his merit must still remain entire. He strikes me like a venerable oak, which, though it may discover a few blighted leaves, and a little dead wood, perhaps, in the extremity of its branches, has a noble, sound trunk, of the most valuable texture. The world, surely, owes no little respect to a writer, who not only laboured for many years, with great sincerity and fervour, to improve their morals, but exerted his rare faculties for that purpose with such constant rectitude of mind, with such uncommon chastity of thought and expression, that I question if his numerous works contain a single word or allusion, which the most modest female would blush to read in the presence of a parent or a lover.

THE COLONEL.

Then you must think our fair president here a very squeamish lady, my good friend; for she told us, you know, that she was often disgusted both by Chesterfield and Johnson.

THE ARCHDEACON.

You are a very treacherous antagonist, in attempting to injure me so barbarously in the opinion of our judge. —But the equity of Lady Caroline is not to be corrupted or misled. She will clearly perceive that you draw a very unwarrantable inference from what I advanced. Indelicacy is not the only offence in a writer by which a lady can be disgusted. As far as Lord Chesterfield is concerned, I can, indeed, believe that this offence was alluded to; for your dainty refiner of our manners abounds, I think, in such indelicate images, as are most likely to disgust a mind so pure as that in question. But whenever Lady Caroline was disgusted by Johnson, it was, I am convinced, by a defect very different from indelicacy, yet a defect of which she is equally qualified to judge—I mean, his critical injustice.

THE COLONEL.

She is not sufficiently honest, or, I should rather say, she is too delicate herself to confess, and demonstrate to you, the contrary; but I will, on this occasion, be her interpreter. — There is, undoubtedly, a great degree of such purity as you have justly praised in the writings of Johnson; yet, immaculate as you think him, I can shew you a sentence in his biography, which is, perhaps, both the most cruel and the most indecent sentence that ever fell from the pen of a serious writer; and I am persuaded this very passage was in my sister's thoughts, when she made use of the word disgusted.

THE ARCHDEACON.

You have awakened my curiosity. Pray indulge me with an explanation of what you allude to, for I cannot even guess at the passage.

THE COLONEL.

Here it is, in the volume that lies open before us.—It relates to the unfortunate lady so pathetically lamented by Pope—you remember her history; I will only read the biographer's observation upon it.

‘From this account, given with evident intention to raise the lady's character, it does not appear that she had any claim to praise, nor much to compassion. She seems to have been impatient, violent, and ungovernable: her uncle's power could not have lasted long; the hour of liberty and choice would have come in time. But her desires were too hot for delay; and she liked self-murder better than suspense.’

What say you, my good friend, to the close of this paragraph?—I doubt if the pen of Aretine himself ever delineated the rage of incontinence with grosser or more disgusting energy. — There is a savage barbarity, to my feelings, in this passage, that I want words to express. It brings to my fancy the image of a cannibal, who, in finding the corse of an unhappy, self-slaughtered girl, instead of breathing over it a natural sigh of compassion, tears the hapless body to pieces, with a ferocious, sarcastic insult on the poor unfortunate being, who, in a fit of distraction, had made herself his prey. Your great Moralist is the more inexcusable in this case, because the unfortunate Lady, instead of being so outrageously eager to gratify her desires, appears, I think, to have been a tender penitent, not immured in a convent by the tyranny of a relation, but a voluntary recluse, who wished perhaps, but found herself unable, to atone for past frailties by a long perseverance in solitude and prayer.

THE ARCHDEACON.

The late accounts that we have all read of this unfortunate Lady, are very far from agreeing with your description.

THE COLONEL.

I know it; but I put no trust in the petty tales, which are so confidently recorded by the chroniclers of every idle hearsay. I cannot, indeed, perfectly vouch for the truth of my description, but I can shew you it has the colouring of probability. You may recollect, Pope himself tells us, in a note to his pathetic elegy, that the Lady was the same person to whom the Duke of Buckingham had addressed a copy of verses on her design of retiring into a monastery. I will endeavour to repeat to you a few lines of the Duke's poetry, and, luckily for his Grace's poetical credit, and my recollection, the lines I am trying to remember are the best in the poem.— O! I have just recovered enough for my argument.—The Duke describes a tender, enchanting mistress on the point of tearing herself from the arms of her happy lover, in a sudden gust of devotion, and proceeds thus;

And after all our vows, our sighs, our tears,

My banish'd sorrows and your conquer'd fears,

So many doubts so many dangers past,

Visions of zeal must vanquish me at last.

Such are the grounds on which I represented this hapless fair as a distracted penitent, instead of an outrageous wanton; and if you consider the force of the passionate verses I have quoted, you will surely allow, that my conjecture is more specious, at least, than the improbable story, that she was in love with Pope. At all events, the Biographer has treated her barbarously.—I have heard, that he was intreated to cancel the passage, while the proof sheets were before him, on account of its indecency and its injustice; but that he persisted in his savage resolve to stigmatize the unfortunate Lady, that he might not lose an opportunity of shewing how truly he abhorred the crime of suicide; to the verge of which, his own melancholy, I believe, had often conducted him.

THE ARCHDEACON.

I thank you heartily for this anecdote. I never heard any thing in my life, I never read any thing of this nervous this sublime author, that impressed me with so forcible so grand an idea of his magnanimous morality! I now see Johnson in all his glory, determined to exert his rare faculties for the real good of his fellow-creatures, with a noble a divine indifference to their applause and their abuse!

THE COLONEL.

What! can you burst into a rapturous panegyric on his brutality?

THE ARCHDEACON.

Brutality! my good friend? Let us give a juster name to qualities that do honour to mankind. I grant you every thing you can wish, as to the severe and gross appearance of the passage you condemn. I will allow you, it is a sentence at which the cheek of a truly virtuous woman may turn crimson, not only from wounded modesty, but from an honest womanly indignation, in beholding so hideous a caricatura of female tenderness. But all these tremendous objections against it, tend only to encrease my reverence for the writer; and why? because I clearly perceive all the generous ideas that led him to write and to persevere in maintaining the passage. —Let us only examine the thoughts that must have passed in his mind on that occasion. He must have thought in this manner: "I have written a sentence, that is said to violate the elaborate purity of my moral compositions, a sentence over which envy and malevolence will exult, and at which decency herself may be disgusted;—but I know by what insidious steps the demon of melancholy may lead a poor idle girl, whose affections perhaps are wisely thwarted, to the precipice of suicide. — If her piety will not save her, yet her pride may be rendered the instrument of her preservation.—I may resemble the ancient legislators, who, to stop the contagious passion for this crime among the women of their city, exposed the naked body of the self-murdered female. The sentence objected to, may check some unhappy woman on the verge of suicide, by shewing her how gross an interpretation the crime she meditates may receive.—Let the delicacy of millions be offended, if I can save but the life of one:—What are censure and applause to a writer, when put in the scale against such a possibility?—my heart tells me, they are dust in the balance."

So he reasoned, so he acted; and we ought to revere the heroical benevolence and dignity of his decision.

THE COLONEL.

Nobly argued, my good friend! —I read in the countenance of the Lady, that in this article you have made converts of us both.—But I am astonished to find, by the progress of the sun, how our morning has slipt away—it grieves me to break up the conference, but I have some necessary letters to dispatch by the post of to-day.

LADY CAROLINE.

What! are you really going, brother? and do you mean to abandon the defence of your favourite Chesterfield?

THE ARCHDEACON.

Madam, the Colonel is aware, that on many occasions, and I believe in the present, a masterly retreat may be more honourable than a victory.

THE COLONEL. ‘Do not say so—you shall not find it so.’

LADY CAROLINE.

Well, then, let me make one request to you both—that we may not say a syllable more, either on Chesterfield or Johnson, till we are quietly settled again in this room to-morrow.

THE COLONEL.

I am much obliged to you for the idea; for in truth I should appear a miserable advocate for the accomplished Earl, whose memory I am to vindicate, if I had not a little time allowed me, to bring his cruelly mangled character to your compassionate contemplation.— This, I trust, I shall be able to do tomorrow.

Then will I speak right on—

I'll tell you that which you yourselves do know,

Shew you sweet Stanhope's wounds, poor poor dumb mouths!

And bid them speak for me: but were I Brutus,

And Brutus Antony, there were an Antony

Would ruffle up your spirits, and put a tongue

In every wound of Stanhope, that should move

The books around us here to rise and speak.

Notes

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Peregrinus used to reproach him for laughing too much, and being too familiar with people: Demonax, said he, you do not act the dog well.
—See the Demonax of Lucian, translated by Franklin, and inscribed to Dr. Johnson; who is called, by the translator, the Demonax of the present age.

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Rambler, No 60.
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Bacon's Essay on Deformity.
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Beattie's Minstrel.
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It is remarkable, that the speaker and his opponent seem equally unaware of a considerable mistake in this quotation. The words indeed are in the Rambler; but in number 44, a paper supplied by a Lady, who, in copying the energy of Johnson's language, has embellished his work with the purest religious sentiments.—Note by the Editor.
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See Lewis's Philosophical Commerce of Arts, p. 637.
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Preface to Shakespeare.
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Life of Cowley.
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Life of Dryden.
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Prior's life.
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Life of Hammond.
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Johnson's Autumn, an Ode.
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Life of Collins.
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Life of Collins.
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Life of Gray.
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DIALOGUE II.

LADY CAROLINE.

WELL! my dear advocate for the noble delinquent, whom we are bringing to the bar, I may presume you are fully prepared to answer the heavy charges against him, since you seem to have got a collection of memorandums, as copious as a lawyer's brief.

THE COLONEL.

Pray do not discountenance, by your cruel raillery, a poor unpractised pleader, whose apparatus is only in proportion to his want of talents and experience.

LADY CAROLINE.

I am glad to find that you enter with so much modesty on an office so daring as the defence of licentiousness; for the good Archdeacon and I have been in some fear, lest your quick imagination should inflame itself into a dangerous partiality to a character that your judgment cannot esteem.—He justly observes, that too warm an apology for vice, may imperceptibly injure an honest mind, by diminishing its due reverence for virtue; and he has just pointed out to me an excellent paragraph, in his favourite Rambler, which tells us how culpable they are, who have ‘used the light imparted from heaven, only to embellish folly, and shed lustre upon crimes.’

THE COLONEL.

You are good creatures, to be so kindly solicitous, for the preservation of that little rectitude of mind, which has fallen to my lot! But I trust your generous apprehension will subside, when you recollect the nature of the points that I have undertaken to maintain.—I have by no means engaged to exalt my Lord Chesterfield into a model of moral excellence; but I ventured to say yesterday, what I am now still more inclined, and I flatter myself more able to support—that, with splendid and engaing talents, he had neither more nor worse vices than your pompous Philosopher; and that he is equally entitled to the kind remembrance of his country. This, I think, is an innocent and just assertion, that, to every unprejudiced mind, may be rendered as evident as it is, that to govern an unquiet kingdom, as a temporary viceroy, with dignity, and to be uncommonly clear in that great office, requires as much ability, and as much virtue, as are requisite to write a tumid moral essay, or to compile an elaborate treasury of words.

THE ARCHDEACON.

I might reply to your sarcastic mode of entering on this comparison, by an allusion to the compliment paid to Titian, by the Emperor Charles the Vth: I might tell you, that the King can make many Lord Lieutenants, but not a single Johnson.

THE COLONEL.

I believe the creative influence of regal power could much sooner make a Johnson than a Chesterfield. The command of a prince can, indeed, produce elaborate language, and ambitious morality; but genuine wit, and sportive urbanity, are so far from being creatible (if I may create a word) by the will of a monarch, that they very rarely condescend to appear in his presence. Perhaps they never appeared at court to so much advantage, as in the character of Chesterfield. I question if they were ever united to more political integrity; and how happily they may sometimes accomplish the irksome business of graver argument, we have a pleasant instance, in the anecdote of the noble Lord's prevailing on the king to fill up a commission with a name, which he had rejected with detestation. It was in 1747, when the Earl was Secretary of State. "I had rather have the Devil," said the angry sovereign, when pressed to confirm the appointment in question: "With all my heart," said the lively secretary, who was waiting ready to fill up the instrument for the royal signature; "I only beg leave to remind your majesty, that the commission is indited to our right trusty and right well-beloved cousin." The king, you know, laughed, and complied with the wishes of his minister.

THE ARCHDEACON.

Your story is a good example of pleasantry well-timed. I will not say (what I know many people think) that a few lucky strokes of confident vivacity induced the world to deem much higher of his Lordship's wit than it really deserved; but, giving him full credit, as a true proprietor of this graceful feather, I must not allow you to consider it as equivalent to the more solid treasures of Johnson's moral wisdom and virtue.

THE COLONEL.

Nor can I permit you, my dear and respected opponent, to assume as incontestible an opinion, which some honest people, indeed, have assumed too hastily—that Johnson was a compound of every thing that is morally good, and Chesterfield of every thing that is morally evil.—If I can shew you, that the accomplished Earl had in truth as much wisdom and virtue as the arrogant Philosopher, with his own rich inheritance of native wit into the bargain, you must certainly allow him to be the more admirable character of the two. That he was, indeed, neither less wise nor less virtuous than Johnson, is sufficiently evident to me, from a little survey that I have taken of what I may call the morning and the evening in the lives of each.—Let me set the two men before you, for an instant, in those striking periods of their existence. At the age of thirty, a season when the first whirlwind of the passions has subsided, and the mind of man begins to assume a settled temperature, how do we find Johnson employed? Why truly, in writing a rebellious pamphlet, which his very biographer represents as mean in its execution, and detestable in its design.—Now let me direct your eyes to Chesterfield, at the same age.—What was the noble Lord doing at thirty? In this year of his life, I find him giving an early example of that generous integrity, which he maintained through every stage of his political career—and politely rejecting the advice of those, who recommended it to him to increase the profits of a post that he had just accepted, by selling the subordinate places in his disposal. You may tell me, perhaps, that such an early comparison of the two men, in a point of political purity, considering the difference of their birth and station, is neither candid nor just. Let us look then at the two veterans, when each was turned of seventy, when both were preparing to quit the stage of life, the Philosopher weary of having instructed the world, and the Wit of having enlivened it. At such a season, if the Philosopher had indeed been a man of sound wisdom and virtue, we might expect to find him calmly and chearfully looking forward to an immortal reward for the benefits which his labour had bestowed upon mankind; and if the gayer life of the Wit had in truth been a mere tissue of vice and folly, we might expect also to behold him, at this important season, sinking under the dread of a tremendous retribution. Now, are these the respective conditions in which we may actually contemplate these two opposite, but illustrious old men? No! it is just the reverse. We see the imperious Philosopher looking back with remorse, looking forward with consternation, and strangely converting a justice of peace into a confessor, to tell him more secret transgressions than he was willing to hear. —Now take a view of the superannuated Wit, so unjustly suspected of a settled depravity in heart and spirit. We find him, and I beg you will observe the contrast, soothing the ills of departing life, and particularly that most depressive affliction, his long and incurable deafness, by pouring out all his manly and natural feelings, in letters of the most tender friendship to a venerable prelate—a prelate, who was long his bosom-friend; whom he had raised, in a generous manner, that did himself singular honour, to episcopal dignity; and who, to his own credit, and to that of his noble patron, was distinguished by the glorious appellation of the Good Bishop.—It was thus that Johnson and Chesterfield first appeared on our clamorous theatre of the world, and it was thus they quitted it. They are now gone to their great audit, before the Judge of every heart, who alone, perhaps, can truly decide, which was indeed the man of most wisdom and virtue. As far as their own books, and the printed accounts of both, can enable my limited faculties to form a just estimate of the two characters, I declare, and I entreat you not to condemn me too hastily for my declaration, that were I acting under Heaven as a judge, to decide the merits of the two, I should rather give the palm of virtue to Chesterfield than to Johnson.

LADY CAROLINE.

Our good friend, I perceive, is amazed and shocked by the singularity and confidence of your opinion!—and even I, who know you better, must confess myself a little surprized at your carrying your partiality so far!—I thought you would have contented yourself with an as wise and as good, a kind of hand-in-hand comparison, as Shakespeare says: but your bestowing the palm of Goodness on a character universally condemned for immorality, is a stroke of whimsical enthusiasm that I did not expect!—Let me remind you, however, that we are departing from the plan we proposed to ourselves in this amicable debate. Pray recollect, that the Archdeacon is first to state all the flagrant and numerous defects in your too engaging favourite; and then you are to conclude, not with his apology, I find, but his panegyric.

THE ARCHDEACON.

As the Colonel discovers so much zeal in the cause, I beg that we may allow him to conduct the defence he has undertaken, in any mode that he chuses. You and I, my dear Lady, are at a time of life to be amused, instead of corrupted, by the magic of delusive eloquence, however subtle it may be; and for my own part, I am highly entertained in observing, with what acute ingenuity a very upright and religious mind, when under the influence of affectionate prejudice, can decorate a favourite, though faulty character. Our honest enthusiast has undoubtedly deceived himself, and he has, I am persuaded, sufficient talents to communicate that deception to others, during the moment when he is speaking. Yet, were he speaking to the world at large on this topic, I should be under no apprehension of his reversing the just decree of the public on the two characters in question; and for this short and simple reason—The public, however dazzled by my oratorical friend, would soon recollect the infallible test it possesses to decide the real merits of both; and wisely say to itself, By their works we may know them.—The Philosopher, however tainted by personal defects, has bequeathed to us an invaluable legacy of the sublimest moral instruction; and the Wit, however decorated by personal dignities, has left us little more than an elegant manual of profligate advice, so improperly addressed by a parent to his child, that it has justly excited a general murmur of abhorrence.

THE COLONEL.

Surely, my good friend, you are speaking only to try my temper. You cannot, I am confident, you cannot have seriously adopted the cruel absurdity of the world, concerning the letters you allude to. O that I possessed indeed that divine talent of eloquence which your laughingly ascribe to me, and for which I am so little fashioned by nature or education! Were I really master of that enchanting power, I hardly know a subject on which I should more delight to employ it, than in doing justice to a man who deserved so highly of this nation, and whose character has been so basely degraded.—We talk of the frequent cruelty and injustice of Athens, to the virtue that defended her walls, and to the talents that immortalized her glory; but I question if ever any meritorious Athenian ever experienced such posthumous ingratitude (if I may use such an expression) from his capricious fellowcitizens, as Chesterfield has received from us. Let me remind you, that he was justly esteemed, for half a century, as one of the most accomplished characters in this kingdom. He served his country as an ambassador in Holland; and made the purest characters of that republic his friends. He served his country as a governor of Ireland, at a period of great difficulty and danger; and his virtues appeared to expand with his power. He served his country as a minister at home; and nobly quitted his place, the moment he found it inconsistent with his integrity and honour. He resigned, not to indulge himself in factious turbulence, but in literary retirement. Study and conversation were, indeed, among his favourite amusements, at every season of life; for the native cast of his character was rather gentle than vehement; and he opposed his enemies rather with gaiety than rancour. In the course of a busy and splendid life, he found time to write a few periodical lessons on life and manners, in which he equalled the first authors in that branch of literature; and, having sufficiently proved his taste, by his own admirable productions, he was universally regarded as the most accomplished patron of letters. His manners, and his wit, were so engaging, that he was long esteemed the chief ornament and delight of society, and the eminent characters of every country in Europe appeared ambitious of his acquaintance and regard. His latter days were embittered with many bodily infirmities, which he supported, however, with a chearful and religious philosophy, in considering this life as a fugitive dream, that he did not wish to renew, and in thinking of his Creator, as he tells his bosom friend, the good Bishop of Waterford, with more hope than fear.— So lived and so died the Earl of Chesterfield, respected by the world, and idolized by his friends.—But a Lady, who had great reason to think well of the noble Lord, seized the opportunity of his decease, to publish a collection of letters written for a very private and very particular purpose. She knew that they had been dictated by the parental tenderness of a good heart; and she did not foresee, that the public could ingeniously misinterpret them, so far as to call them the suggestions of an evil spirit; but, as there is a constant eagerness in mankind to seize, even the slightest opportunity of degrading an exalted name, as soon as these letters were published, an outcry was raised against them, by many hypocritical pretenders to goodness, and by many truly good people, who wanted either faculties or patience to form a fair estimate of their author. Malevolent ridicule scattered her gibes on the father, so solicitously striving to improve the awkward person of his child; and mistaken piety represented him as a prodigy of wickedness, labouring to infuse all his own follies and vices into his offspring, and to establish a corrupt system of education, that would annihilate all the virtue of our country. But, after all, what is this master-piece of profligacy, when examined by truth and candour? It is a singular, and, in many points, the most admirable monument of paternal tenderness and anxiety, that the literature of any nation can exhibit; it is a work, that, instead of corrupting our sons, may rather stimulate their parents to a quicker sense of their duty, by shewing us, that a man, in all the tumultuous bustle of busy, of gay, and of splendid life, could find time to labour with incessant attention in trying to counteract the peculiar personal imperfections of a dear, though awkward son.—O Chesterfield! I have read thee with the eyes of a father, anxious not only for the temporal but the eternal interest of his children; and my heart tells me, that in the sight of our great all-seeing Parent, the work for which thou art vilified on earth must have more of merit than of sin.

THE ARCHDEACON.

Though every thing may be hoped from the mercy of the Supreme Judge, I cannot see how the common justice of mankind can absolve a parent, who even instigates his son to indulge himself in crimes that are eminently pernicious to the peace and happiness of the world.

THE COLONEL.

Is it candid, is it just, or, I should rather say, is it not the height of iniquitous cruelty, to give so dark an interpretation to idle raillery, in a familiar letter, which, like the jests of private conversation, should be considered only as the idle pleasantry of the moment?—To defend licentiousness, by saying, it was recommended only in a country whose customs appeared to give it a sanction, is an argument, which, though it may extenuate the offence, is far from being, according to my ideas, the best vindicacation that we may urge for the noble Lord.—All the immoral advice of Chesterfield, may be compared to a drug, which, though it is rank poison if swallowed indiscriminately by the multitude, may operate as an innocent and useful medicine to a particular patient.— The disease of young Stanhope, to pursue the metaphor, was awkwardness in the extreme, and gallantry was the prescription of Chesterfield. By giving his son credit, in these private letters, for more influence over the fair than he was formed to attain, the father might mean no more, than to lead him frequently into such female society as had the best chance of rendering him less an object of ridicule. Immorality of this kind, we hear every day in the sportive sallies of conversation between parents and children, where no real act of licentiousness is intended, and where no censure falls on the jesting preacher of very similar doctrine.—It is particularly cruel, to give the darkest interpretation to the licentious levity of these motley letters, when the same correspondence affords us many serious passages of the purest morality.—There is a double injustice in the common censure on these admirable letters:—they are condemned as a general system, when they were expressly designed to correct the particular blemishes of an individual—they are condemned for not speaking more of morality and religion, when the author informs us, he had intentionally left those points to a worthy delegate. Yet that he touched upon them sometimes, and did it with all the affecting energy of a father truly anxious for the moral excellence of his son, I hope to convince you, by reading the few following extracts.

Pray observe, with what honest and serious warmth this supposed advocate for vice, exhorts his young disciple to the most scrupulous integrity.

Your moral character must be not only pure, but, like Caesar's wife, unsuspected. The least speck or blemish upon it is fatal. Nothing degrades and vilifies more; for it excites and unites detestation and contempt. There are, however, wretches in the world profligate enough to explode all notions of moral good and evil; to maintain that they are merely local, and depend entirely upon the customs and fashions of different countries: nay, there are still, if possible, more unaccountable wretches; I mean, those who affect to preach and propagate such absurd and infamous notions without believing them themselves. These are the devil's hypocrites. Avoid, as much as possible, the company of such people; who reflect a degree of discredit and infamy upon all who converse with them. But, as you may sometimes by accident fall into such company, take great care, that no complaisance, no good-humour, no warmth of festal mirth, ever make you seem even to acquiesce, much less to approve or applaud such infamous doctrines [*].

Can the most rigid moralist, that ever existed, surpass the rectitude and the fervency of these admonitions—not delivered, indeed, with the bloated affectation of pompous and pointed sentences, but breathing the tenderness and the warmth of a pure parental spirit.

The Ladies, in their laudable zeal for the honour of their sex, are angry with Chesterfield, for representing them as unable to keep a secret; but they forget the great object he had in view: it was to form a minister for foreign courts; and his caution therefore, on this article, was only guarding his son against those insinuating enemies, to which an Ambassador is particularly exposed.

The noble Author is accused of preferring manners to morals. I intreat you to hear how justly he maintains, in the following passage, the pre-eminence of the latter.

Good manners are to particular societies, what good morals are to society in general; their cement and their security—and, as laws are enacted to enforce good morals, or at least to prevent the ill effects of bad ones, so there are certain rules of civility universally implied and received to enforce good manners and punish bad ones: and indeed there seems to me to be less difference, both between the crimes and the punishments, than at first one would imagine. The immoral man, who invades another man's property, is justly hanged for it; and the ill-bred man, who by his ill manners invades and disturbs the quiet and comforts of private life, is by common consent as justly banished society. Mutual complaisances, attentions, and sacrifices of little conveniences, are as natural an implied compact between civilized people, as protection and obedience are between kings and subjects; whoever, in either case, violates that compact, justly forfeits all advantages arising from it. For my own part, I really think, that, next to the consciousness of doing a good action, that of doing a civil one is the most pleasing; and the epithet which I should covet the most, next to that of Aristides, would be that of well-bred [*].

Again, in the close of the same letter, ‘Be convinced, that good-breeding is, to all worldly qualifications, what charity is to all Christian virtues.’

Can any preceptor, my good friend, exhibit sounder sentiments than these, either as to exterior accomplishment or internal perfection?

THE ARCHDEACON.

Like a skilful advocate, you have shewn us the fair side of your client; but had his book been entirely of this complexion, its purity had never been impeached. I believe, we might oppose to your quotations innumerable passages of an opposite tendency. But as, I must confess, I have not looked into this manual of politeness for several years, I shall not attempt to enforce my general charge against it, especially as you have answered that charge by a palliating argument, which, though it would hardly support any severe scrutiny, is, I am persuaded, so sufficiently conclusive to your partial good-nature, that I should despair of converting you.

LADY CAROLINE.

You seem perfectly aware of my brother's foible, which is, a generous propensity to think every writer virtuous, who displays the particular talents that afford him the highest pleasure. You might have found him, the other day, as warmly engaged in defending the moral character of Sterne.

THE COLONEL.

Pardon me! I only said, that if Sterne was in truth the sorry character which many austere people affect to call him, I supposed he was prompted to write by his good genius, that, in the register of the recording angel, the merits of the author might counterbalance all the sins of the man.

THE ARCHDEACON.

Yet, you know, that many human inquisitors have rather classed his writings in the catalogue of his transgressions.

THE COLONEL.

Yes! and I am perfectly aware that your splenetic Moralist was one of those inquisitors. But I can never subscribe to the severe sentence of a judge, when every fibre in my head and heart assure me of his iniquity.—There are glaring defects in the compositions of Sterne, but the general effect of them is meritorious in the highest degree. All the elaborate, all the ostentatiously moral volumes of Johnson can never impress on my mind such fervent sentiments of reverential gratitude to Heaven, or of good-will to earth, as I receive from a few pages of the incomparable Sterne. —Perhaps no author ever possessed, in so high a degree, the inestimable talent of putting the untuned spirit into harmony with itself, and with all around it. If I take him up in a restless or gloomy fit, he not only chaces from my mind every vestige of spleen, but leaves in its place a disposition to chearful piety and active benevolence.

LADY CAROLINE.

You have utterly forgot, my dear rambling enthusiast, the noble Lord, whose real or imaginary perfections you were to state to us; though I fancy, from the appearance of the paper in your hand, you have many more remarks to communicate for the illustration of his character.

THE COLONEL.

Thanks, sweet remembrancer! Let me look at my references for a moment, and I will proceed in due order. We proposed to compare Chesterfield and Johnson in three different lights; first, as men or citizens; secondly, as periodical lecturers on life and manners; and lastly, as writers, in point of style.— Since I find the Archdeacon is too candid in his own sentiments, or too indulgent to my opinion of the party I am defending, to dwell with great vehemence on the charge against my client, I shall conclude my desultory pleading, by a few brief observations, arranged under the three heads I have mentioned, requesting my worthy friend to correct me where I am grossly mistaken; and I shall then entreat your Ladyship to favour us with your frank and genuine sentiments on the two characters in question.

I shall begin with pointing out to you a very striking difference between Chesterfield and Johnson, in an article which I consider as a great test of an amiable heart, I mean, Friendship. From the letters of the noble Lord to the Bishop of Waterford and Mr. Dayrolles, it is evident, that he took the most lively interest in all the concerns of those two valuable men.—Indebted as they both were to his patronage, and inferior to him in talents, he never speaks to them in a tone of superiority, but upon every occasion as a sincere and sympathetic friend. Pray observe, from the following passage in this correspondence, how the supposed advocate for universal licentiousness in youth, speaks to those he loved on the education of their children.

A father's care of his son's morals and manners, is surely more useful than the critical knowledge of Homer and Virgil, supposing that it were, which it very seldom is, acquired at schools: I do not, therefore, hesitate to advise you, to put your son to the best school, that is, the nearest to your usual place of residence, that you may see and examine him often and strictly, and watch his progress, not only in learning, but in morals and manners, instead of trusting to interested accounts of distant schoolmasters[*].

But my esteem for Chesterfield, in this point of view, is principally founded on his character of his bosom friend, my Lord Scarborough, one of the most beautiful and pathetic portraits of an amiable but unhappy mind, that was ever delineated by truth and tenderness; so very beautiful, that I think no one can read the composition, short as it is, without saying of its author, This man had indeed a heart for friendship, and the talent of describing those he loved in the genuine language of nature.

Now turn to Johnson.—In all his elaborate volumes, you discover no vestiges of his having enjoyed the inestimable blessing of true cordial friendship; no marks of that fond and amiable gratitude, which has induced so many great authors to delineate and immortalize the persons who contributed to their happiness or their glory. — It has been observed, that he never prefixed a dedication to any one of his various works; a circumstance that argues, to my apprehension, not so much an independent, as a proud, unfeeling, and surly spirit. For though dedications have too often consisted of base flattery to opulence and grandeur; they have frequently appeared as pleasing and graceful offerings to friendship, and sometimes as a proper tribute to particular stations. It is, I think, with equal malevolence and injustice, that Johnson accuses Addison of servile absurdity, in dedicating his Opera of Rosamond to the Dutchess of Marlborough, as the poet had exhibited, in a prophetic scene of his drama, the very mansion, of which the just liberality of the kingdom had made this Lady the mistress. His inscribing the Opera to her, was surely an act of blameless and becoming civility. This, indeed, is not the only instance of Johnson's malignity to Addison, an author whose life, whose writings, and whose death, exhibit such abundance of the purest merit, that I can hardly think the man a true and perfect lover of genius or virtue, who speaks of him in gross terms of sarcastic contempt.

But to return to the article that I was speaking of.—Had Johnson possessed a heart for friendship, he must have enjoyed all the reciprocal delights and advantages of that blessing, in his long connexion with Garrick.—They had set out hand in hand, to make their way together through the chances of a world to which they were equally strangers, and had jointly borrowed five pounds, in a moment of mutual distress, on the credit of the future Comedian. Such a circumstance was almost sufficient in itself to have made them sincere friends for ever, had their souls been of the true friendly temper; as there seem to be few bonds of union more lasting among men, than that of having passed through early hardships together. In my own profession, I have seen the force of this cement among our soldiers very wonderfully exemplified. But there were other considerations that might have made Johnson a cordial friend to Garrick. Their talents were of so different a nature, that no rivalship could exist between them; and accordingly we find Garrick, who was apt, indeed, to be alarmed at every shadow of a rival in his profession, was ever ready to bestow the most hearty applause on the real merits of his old associate. Patient under his dogmatical asperity, and indulgent to his humour, he almost revered and obeyed him as a parent; yet the splenetic savage, unsoftened by this filial homage, had the barbarity to mortify this bosom-friend of his early and indigent days, by excluding him from a little club, to which he sued for admission. This single anecdote of Johnson is sufficient, in my opinion, to mark him for a brute.

THE ARCHDEACON.

You are running again, my good friend, into an excess of severity. You forget that Garrick had his failings as well as Johnson, perhaps greater failings, without an equal counterpoise of perfection. By talents of a class far inferior to those of the Philosopher, he had risen to the intoxicating joys of opulent splendor, and is said, you know, to have insulted, by an ostentatious display of his magnificence, his less fortunate old friend; who, like many other laborious men of letters, had been a drudge for years, without raising a competence for the decline of life. For my own part, I never think of these two extraordinary men, without lamenting in my heart, that they so little exerted the great powers which they both possessed, of contributing to the happiness and to the glory of each other. You know, my friend, that although I am in some points, as Lady Caroline calls me, an idolater of Johnson, I am far from adopting his gloomy ideas of human life. On the contrary, I think our earth, which is often a pleasant habitation as it is, would be for some years a delightful residence indeed, if every man seized the opportunity of doing the noble things within his faculties to accomplish, without indulging any malevolent or narrowminded ideas.—For instance, had Garrick possessed a great soul, how happily might he have rescued his old friend from debasing himself in the eyes of many, by the acceptance of that pension to which he had hastily annexed, in his dictionary, so odious a definition! How well might Garrick have spared, from his ample revenue, an annuity of equal value! and how much would it have added to his reputation and delight, if he had employed a part of that wealth, which he derived from the partial liberality of the public, in securing independence, not only to the friend of his youth, but to a mighty genius, who, from the peculiar infelicities that belong to authorship, could hardly earn more than his daily bread by such exertions of intellect as do honour to his country!

THE COLONEL.

Had Garrick possessed the princely spirit to confer such a benefit (which at times, I believe, he really did) your splenetic Philosopher had too much pride to accept it;—though I perfectly agree with you, in thinking it more pleasant and more honourable to receive the blessing of independence from the bounty of a friend than from the pension of a sovereign, however gracious, to whose family and title the heart of the pensioner was known to have been a rebel.

LADY CAROLINE.

You amaze me, my dear disputants, by agreeing in a point where I differ so widely from you both, that I cannot refrain from an immediate declaration of my dissent.

Surely, to have accepted so large a gratuity from a subject, however exalted, must have been utterly inconsistent with the dignity of Johnson. In receiving a pension from a sovereign, who has frequently shewn a disposition to correct the injustice of fortune towards literary genius, he had the sanction of custom and of propriety in his favour.

THE COLONEL.

As this is a point that depends chiefly on delicacy of feeling, you are probably in the right; though, I confess, I cannot agree with you.—But allow me to resume my argument. It is clear that Johnson did not love Garrick, though he had many reasons to do so; and it is equally clear, that the incurable envy of your moral Philosopher was the cause. I want no additional proof that he was utterly unfit for true lasting friendship. The friends of an envious man can have no security for the continuance of his regard, but their own insignificance. If they happen, by any successful talents, to improve their title to his affection, they will inevitably lose it.—An attempt to maintain a friendship with an envious character, will probably produce a disappointment very similar to what was lately felt by a naturalist of my acquaintance, who, intending to preserve a favourite rarity in a bottle of pure spirits, found it put by mistake into a vessel of aqua fortis, which annihilated the treasure that it was expected to preserve.

THE ARCHDEACON.

The force and aptitude of your simile is a full vindication of my Philosopher; for, while I agree with you, that envy is, in truth, a corrosive of power sufficient to annihilate friendship, I must observe, that the long intimacy which Johnson enjoyed with many respectable and celebrated names, is a proof that if he was not perfectly exempt from this defect, its existence only added to the triumphs of his virtue.

THE COLONEL.

I cannot agree with you in your conclusion; for I find no public traces of his having praised the names you allude to, in the language of perfect affection; and surely those who have exhibited his character to the world, rather speak of him as a prodigy they admired, than as a friend they loved. He was, in truth, so great a prodigy, both in his faculties and his failings, that I hardly think it possible for any man to have contracted an intimacy with him much superior to the kind of friendship that subsists between a show-man and the lion that he exhibits. Indeed it has been observed, that the favourite and most adroit leader of the monster, who ventured to sport with him most familiarly, could not always withdraw himself from his paw without severe laceration.

THE ARCHDEACON.

The preference that your fancy gives to Chesterfield against Johnson, seems founded on your idea of your favourite's companionable attractions: yet surely, if the merits of the men might be fairly estimated by their powers of amusing a companion, the Earl could not triumph on this ground; for I apprehend his conversation, if compared to that of Johnson, was like the soothing murmur of a rill, compared to the majestic roar of a torrent.—As to mirth, no witty repartee of the noble Lord, could more happily excite surprize and laughter, than the lively sallies of Johnson, both in prose and verse.

But your imagination is so much haunted by ideas of his ferocity, that you neither do justice to his wit, nor to the acknowledged tenderness of his heart,— which was so singularly humane, that I believe no author of his eminence ever afforded so much literary assistance to those who implored it. Persons who have been distinguished by the public display of any talent, are apt, in general, to entertain an important suspicious dread of debasing their dignity, by condescending to employ themselves in any petty work for a benevolent purpose.— From this frequent and ridiculous foible the great humanity of Johnson completely exempted him. Whenever solicited by distress, he was ready, you know, to contribute either a prologue or a petition.

THE COLONEL.

Do not suppose me so blind, or so unjust, as not to perceive and revere his signal readiness to assist the wretched. He had, certainly, sincere and active compassion for great calamities; but this is a cast of mind very different from that which leads a man to perfect amity with the prosperous and the eminent. A poet, who is more kind than severe to the character of your Philosopher, very truly and happily tells us,

He proudly splenetic, yet idly vain,

Accepted flattery and dealt disdain [*].

This disposition is indeed discernible in every portrait of Johnson; and surely nothing can be more incompatible with the true spirit of friendship. I conceive, therefore, that he entertained, for the persons who were most beloved by him, such a sort of regard as we may suppose the Man-mountain to have bestowed on those half-flattered and half-frightened Lilliputians, whom he deigned to elevate in the palm of his hand; and for whom he sometimes condescended to soften the portentous sound of his voice.

But let me hasten to my second article, and compare your Philosopher with Chesterfield, as a periodical moralist.

As our religion informs us, that it is very difficult for a rich man to find the way to heaven; so may we conceive, that it is hardly less difficult for a man of quality, business, and fashion, to render himself equal to our accomplished authors. He who was nursed by vanity, and tutored by pomp, deserves, I think, no little praise, if he has delivered moral lectures not inferior to those of a philosopher, who had adversity to teach, and poverty to inspire him. In naming poverty, I cannot help reminding you of your Philosopher's very singular opinion, in regarding it as the only efficacious inspirer; an opinion which induces me to believe, that, had he been born in the rank of Chesterfield, he would have proved, if not the most sensual, at least the most indolent of our modern voluptuaries. But, in the midst of many temptations to be idle and voluptuous, we find my noble favourite exerting his natural and acquired talents to improve the morals of his countrymen; and I will venture to affirm, that the moral papers contained in his miscellaneous works, are full as well, if not better, calculated to answer their purpose, than those pompous dissertations of your Philosopher, where the two authors afford the fairest ground for a comparison, in the similarity of their subject. As a strong case in point, I beg you to compare, at your leisure, the admirable paper in Chesterfield, on the luxury of the table (which forms the sixteenth number of a periodical work, intitled Common Sense) with the paper on gluttony in your favourite Rambler.—If you compare also the introductory number in each of these publications, you will clearly perceive, I think, that the talents of Chesterfield were more suited, than those of Johnson, to the production of attractive and useful little lectures on life and manners. If you want farther proofs of this assertion, you may find them, I am persuaded, in the papers that he contributed to The World, particularly those on drinking, and civility, which live in the memory of every reader.—As Moralists, they seem to bear the same relation to each other that exists between the elegant, the penetrating Horace, and the forcible declamatory Juvenal. The engaging ease of Chesterfield's style, and the sportive graces of his wit, were peculiarly adapted to render him excellent as the essayist of a day. When they are compared together in this light, Johnson is to Chesterfield what the Piony is to the Rose—of a grander form, of more forcible and richer colouring, yet not so pleasant; to be surveyed with distant admiration, but not eagerly received into the bosom.

THE ARCHDEACON.

I will not be so barbarous to your flowery metaphor, as to say, that I presume you mean only the Canker-rose.

LADY CAROLINE.

Very well, my good friend!—this is a fair and very gentle touch of retaliation for all the severity with which your admired Philosopher has been treated. I confess, I have expected you to retaliate with much greater warmth on the weak side of your antagonist—I mean, the irreligion of his favourite.

THE ARCHDEACON.

To speak honestly, I could not in my conscience attack my adversary on that ground; for I perfectly recollect that Lord Chesterfield repeatedly inculcates, not only the most decent respect to religion herself, but to all her ministers. I am afraid, indeed, that his religious sentiments were not such as I, who am by no means one of his profest admirers, most sincerely wish them to have been; yet, as this is a business between his own heart and Heaven, I do not conceive that any man has a right to suppose him an infidel, and then to censure him on the supposition.—This would be contrary to the fundamental principles of English liberty and justice, not to speak of it as a violation of Christian charity.

THE COLONEL.

I reverence you, my worthy friend, for this candour, and wish it were universal.—Chesterfield is condemned as irreligious; yet, so far from finding any traces of this offence in his writings, I find, that in one of his French letters he expressly condemns the irreligion of Voltaire, partial as he was to that enchanting writer, from a personal acquaintance.—Chesterfield is also condemned as a Frenchified fop; yet no man has written more forcibly against our copying the follies of France. Indeed, no man seems to have better understood or more highly valued the liberties of his country; and with what spirit he could support the manly frankness and undaunted truth of the English character, in speaking to a Frenchman, we have a striking example in his letter to the Abbé de la Ville, the French minister at the Hague, on several particulars relating to the battle of Fontenoy. He has indeed been cruelly depreciated. Your Philosopher, you know, very mercifully considered him as a rotten post, to use his own gentle phrase; but if there were some unsound parts (and who is perfect?) in the character of the noble Lord, there was, I apprehend, a still larger portion of touchwood in the Philosopher himself.—I have never seen the letter in which he renounced the patronage, that he appeared to have contemplated with no little satisfaction, but, from all the accounts that I have met with of that incident, I think we may rather blame the splenetic pride of Johnson, than the insolence or meanness of Chesterfield.—In the sarcasms which they levelled at each other, the latter surely approaches nearest to the truth: the Critic was unquestionably more like a savage than the Wit was like a dancing-master.—Chesterfield had his foibles and his vices. He was, in his early life, a slave to the tyrannous vice of gaming; but how ingenuously and parentally does he confess and lament it in his letters!—and, give me leave to add, that he once derived no little honour from a signal victory over this despotic passion. I allude to his conduct as Lord Lieutenant of Ireland.—You know that he banished gaming entirely from the castle of Dublin; and surely the man is entitled to credit for some nobleness of mind, who enters on the exercise of sovereign power by the sacrifice of his own darling defect.—Believe me, I am not blind to his private failings, and I heartily wish, for his own happiness, that they had never existed; but I still assert, that he had public merit sufficient to balance all his imperfections. Let hypocrisy and malevolence, or, if you please, let virtue herself deride him to the uttermost, as a vain and licentious puppet of quality—I shall never cease to think, that he has many genuine claims to that lasting glory which he had the spirit to love and to pursue: nor is he less entitled to the grateful remembrance of our country, than the arrogant and splenetic dogmatist, who has vilified the heroism of our Kings, and the genius of our Bards; a writer of verses, not from the impulse of nature, but the suggestions of interest or spleen; a critic, not from an enthusiastic delight in poetry, but an envious hatred to poets.

THE ARCHDEACON.

That is a point which Time will settle with his usual unfailing justice.—Though mankind are not always happy enough to distinguish their real friends from their foes, yet their judgment is generally just, when the candidate for their applause has nothing to trust to but the posthumous influence of his works. —Whatever charity may hope concerning the supposed irreligion of Chesterfield, his immorality has too glaring an appearance to admit any doubt of its existence; and the man who is vain and profligate enough to boast of his vices, is, I must confess, in my opinion, very far from deserving such an advocate as your favourite has found. Indeed the more rigid friends of virtue and religion may almost blush with indignation, in seeing two characters so very different compared to each other.—Johnson, the refuge and the friend of every being in distress, compared to the ostentatious man of quality, who affected to be the patron of talents, which he wanted erudition to estimate, and liberality to reward—Johnson, the eternal Moralist, who made every social amusement a step in the acquisition of knowledge, or in the improvement of the heart, compared to the licentious Wit, whose only ambition was to dazzle and amuse—Johnson, to hasten at once to that aweful scene where the comparison is not only most obvious but most important—Johnson closing a life of virtue and religion with faith in his Redeemer, and with humility sufficient to tremble with aweful doubts of his own exemplary merit, compared to Chesterfield, finishing a frivolous and dissolute existence with the affected severity of a pagan Philosopher.

THE COLONEL.

If either party could have reason to blush indignantly at the comparison, I maintain it must be Chesterfield— Chesterfield, the enchanting companion, whose conversation was a model of the most enlivening politeness, compared to the surly dogmatist, whose habitual discourse was a compound of arrogance and spleen — Chesterfield, the accomplished, the diligent ambassador, who never lost a morning hour, compared to the lazy Moralist, who tells us, he wasted half his life in resolving to rise early, and in breaking that resolve — Chesterfield, the friendly editor, the just and delicate panegyrist of one elegant and tender poet, compared to the invidious biographer, who has scattered his inexhaustible gall over the whole choir of British bards—Chesterfield, the patriotic senator, pleading with elegance and energy for the freedom of the stage, compared to the servile author, induced by his political bigotry to write against the liberty of the press — Chesterfield, the beneficent viceroy, who governed Ireland in such a manner as to merit and receive the praise and benedictions of that lively people, compared to the moody traveller who visited Scotland to insult its nakedness, and to pour his superstitious execrations on the innocent descendants of its too zealous reformer — Chesterfield, in short, to finish with that important scene in which all men, however different in character and condition, must inevitably afford room for the most striking comparison—Chesterfield, I say, the real Sage, ready and willing to die, employing his latest breath in kind attention to his friend, compared to your pretended Philosopher, who shuddered at the approaches of no early death, with an excess of pusillanimous horror, which has exposed him to a more apt comparison with the cowardly, effeminate Mecaenas.

LADY CAROLINE.

A severe parallel, indeed! methodically drawn, and delivered with an oratorical vehemence that I never saw you assume before.—But, as I have exalted myself into a judicial office, let me imitate, my dear Colonel, the grand court of justice among your favourite Athenians (as those sapient judges always sate, I think, in the dark, you may allow me to be a little like them) and let me forbid all the delusive insinuations of impassioned eloquence.—I have still to request from you both, a few remarks on the style of your respective favourites.—The Archdeacon, I believe, esteems Johnson the very Sampson of language, as we lately heard him called by one of his more affected admirers.

THE ARCHDEACON.

Indeed, Madam, I think our language has infinite obligations to him; and the Colonel, who is a lover of spirit in every shape, can hardly prefer the loose and feeble phraseology of Chesterfield, or of Addison, to the compact vigour of our energetic Philologist.

THE COLONEL.

Though you may probably think me severely prejudiced against your favourite in some points, I trust you will not think so in the article of diction: for I allow that we find frequent passages in Johnson, where the amazing vigour of his expression is equalled by its beauty. I recollect, in his character of Dryden, a sentence that shews us the wonderful powers of his language. He there describes a tendency to talk nonsense, in such terms as render it an object of great sublimity. Do you remember the words? I think they run thus: ‘He delighted to tread upon the brink of meaning, where light and darkness begin to mingle; to approach the precipice of absurdity, and hover over the abyss of unideal vacancy.’ —But there is an excellence which Johnson has very justly remarked in Dryden's language, and which he greatly wanted himself. The excellence I mean, he describes in a paragraph that I have transcribed in my memorandums, under the article we are speaking of. Here it is:

His style could not easily be imitated, either seriously or ludicrously; for, being always equable, and always varied, it has no prominent or discriminative characters. The Beauty, who is totally free from disproportion of parts and features, cannot be ridiculed by an overcharged resemblance [*].

If the excellence of language may be estimated by this standard, that of Johnson is assuredly very defective; for nothing is more easy than to execute a caricatura of his style. In reading him, we are frequently tempted to exclaim, as La Bruyere does on certain sermons, O! what a rich figure is the antithesis! it produces a whole Rambler. With a great command of words, he certainly wanted the noble and graceful simplicity which we admire in the capital writers of every country, from Homer, Plato, and Demosthenes, down to that Addison, whom the partizans of your Philosopher call a weak writer when compared to Johnson; as there were once people in Rome, who preferred the eloquence of Seneca to that of Cicero.

The language of Chesterfield strikes me like a damsel in a fashionable morning dress of the most simple and captivating elegance. That of Johnson, is like a matron who has arrayed herself for some grand ceremonial, and heightened the austere dignity of her form, by all the rich stiffness of a flowery brocade.

If I were to compare the style of your Philosopher with that of Addison, I should say, that Johnson has the spirit, the grandeur, and the monotony of the kettle-drum; Addison, the rich variety of that sacred instrument, which can equally delight us with airy sweetness and awful solemnity. But as I am no connoisseur in the music of language, perhaps my idea is not so just as the opinion of some good-natured critics upon style, who, while they are rattling a salt-box themselves, have the kindness to tell their auditors, there is no strength or body in the tones of an organ.

Let me return to the diction of Chesterfield.—The best panegyric I can devise for it will be, to read you the following paragraph, addressed to him by your Philologist.

I may hope, my Lord, that since you, whose authority in our language is so generally acknowledged, have commissioned me to declare my own opinion, I shall be considered as exercising a kind of vicarious jurisdiction; and that the power which might have been denied to my own claim, will be readily allowed me as the delegate of your Lordship [*].

—You will readily allow, my good friend, that the man must have been no weak master in the science of words, who could extort such a compliment from an author uncommonly sparing of literary courtesy to all living merit.—But I will not launch out into new censures on your idol. Indeed, as he has so frequently excited my spleen by his severity towards various favourites of mine, both in politics and poetry, I may possibly harbour prejudices against him, almost as violent and cruel as his own— you, I think, have as strong a bias in his favour, from your benevolent presumption, that his real goodness was as great as his ostentatious display of morality. But my sister is a sort of neutral power, who may fairly settle the difference between us; and I am sure you will join with me in requesting her to give us, I will not say her judgment, for the word would alarm and terrify her diffidence, but her genuine feelings towards the two characters in question.

THE ARCHDEACON.

I join indeed most heartily in your request; and beg leave, at the same time, to remind Lady Caroline, that she is the true perfect judge, not only of moral but of literary merit, according to an honest and candid sentiment of the mighty Critic himself; who says, you know, in speaking with liberal praise of Gray's Elegy,

By the common sense of readers, uncorrupted with literary prejudices, after all the refinements of subtilty, and the dogmatism of learning, must be finally decided all claim to poetical honours [*].

LADY CAROLINE.

You are very good, to encourage me by such a quotation; but I really have not confidence enough to deliver any thing like a formal opinion upon characters of such eminence, even to you with whom I am so familiar. I do not mean, however, to shrink entirely from your request, which would, I think, be very unfair, after the entertainment that I have received from you both— and to pretend, that I have formed to myself no notions concerning two authors whom you know I read very frequently, would be a foolish sort of prudery indeed: I shall tell you therefore, very frankly, how I have felt myself affected by your respective favourites. —To speak of them as men, I never felt in my life the slightest wish to have been personally acquainted with either; though in reading many authors, and Addison in particular, I have felt such a desire.—Johnson, I think, said to some young Lady, ‘Miss, I am a tame monster, you may stroke me.’ If he said so, for I do not recollect where I met with the anecdote, I apprehend his expression was not perfectly true.—He certainly was not more than half-tamed.—I do not believe that I could have been induced to give the fearless pat of friendly familiarity to either of these very opposite creatures. I am persuaded, that my hand would have shrunk from Johnson, as from a hedge-hog; and from Chesterfield, if not as an adder too venomous to be touched, yet certainly as an eel too slippery to be held. For, notwithstanding my brother's panegyric on the friendly qualities of his idol, I cannot think that either he or the Philosopher had a heart truly formed for that tender connection. They seem to me to have possessed an equal degree of selfishness, though it shewed itself under very different shapes—one was continually trying to bully, and the other to inveigle the world into an exclusive admiration of his particular talents. The men accuse our sex of being actuated by a spirit of rivalship and mutual injustice to each other. Yet surely this is not only as visible among themselves, but more productive of general disadvantage. What the Archdeacon observed of Johnson and Garrick, leads me to make a similar observation on Johnson and Chesterfield. Had these two men, of rare and different talents, instead of kindling into a contemptuous animosity, contracted a solid friendship, on the noble plan of honouring, of enjoying the perfections and correcting the deficiencies of each other, how infinitely might such conduct have contributed to the pleasure, improvement, happiness, and lasting glory of both! But the defects in each were too strong to let him derive all possible delight and advantage from the faculties of the other. Great as they both were in their separate lines, I cannot think that either was truly entitled to the epithet of amiable or good; for I am equally offended by truth that is delivered with brutality, and by politeness that is utterly insincere: I own myself as much an enemy to the splenetic malevolence of Johnson, as to the licentious vanity of Chesterfield. Could they have blended their better qualities; could the gaiety of the Wit have cured the spleen of the Philosopher; and, could the strong intellect of Johnson have annihilated the libertinism of Chesterfield, each might have been, what I think neither was, a truly accomplished and happy man: and each might have been rendered, by such a process, a more perfect and delightful writer; for, as it is, though we admire the wonderful understanding and energy of mind displayed by Johnson, though we are charmed by the wit, elegance, and knowledge of the world, that we find in Chesterfield, yet it is certain that each fails us in the very point where, from his particular pursuits, we might naturally suppose it most safe to take him as a guide. The literary judgments of Johnson, and the worldly admonitions of Chesterfield, appear to me equally unsound. The first are, surely, not consistent with truth and justice;—and for the latter, I am afraid no apologist can perfectly reconcile them to honesty and virtue. Yet there is such a mass of real, though different excellence, united to the gross failings of those two authors, that, as a parent anxious to collect every thing that may render me useful to my children, I read them both with equal eagerness; and I find much innocent instruction in Chesterfield, that a mother's heart is inclined to adopt. Let rigid Moralists tell me, if they please, that all his parental merit is of the womanish kind; and that he is, at best, ‘Fine by defect, and delicately weak.’

As to Johnson, I have indeed many jarring ideas of his excellencies and defects; yet, I believe, I may give you my notion of his character, comprized in a line, by which Pope has described the whole species. I shall conclude, therefore, by telling you, that he was, to my apprehension, ‘A Being darkly wise, and rudely great.’

THE COLONEL.

Admirably applied!—You have expressed, in a single verse, what I laboured to say ineffectually, in a great deal of prose.—So adieu, for this morning.

THE ARCHDEACON.

Stay, Colonel!—do not leave us so hastily.

THE COLONEL.

I must be gone;—but I will not shut the door without remarking, that if Chesterfield had known our Lady, he would have thought better of women than he did; and if Johnson had possessed your true christian virtues, my dear Doctor, he would have been a much happier being than he was.—So farewell.

Notes

*
Chesterfield's Letters to his Son, Letter 180.
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*
Letter 168.
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*
Twelfth Letter to the Bishop of Waterford.
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*
Poetical Review of Johnson by John Courtenay, Esq.
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*
Life of Dryden.
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*
Johnson's Plan of an English Dictionary.
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*
Life of Gray.
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Two dialogues: containing a comparative view of the lives, characters, and writings, of Philip, the late Earl of Chesterfield, and of Dr. Samuel Johnson.

Hayley, William, 1745-1820.

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1106018575

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9781106018571

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— Two dialogues: containing a comparative view of the lives, characters, and writings, of Philip, the late Earl of Chesterfield, and of Dr. Samuel Johnson., Hayley, William, 1745-1820.. xxiv,240p. ; 8⁰. London :: printed for T. Cadell,. 1787.. [Anonymous. By William Hayley.] [Reproduction of original from the British Library.] [English Short Title Catalog, ESTCT100959.] [Electronic data. Farmington Hills, Mich. : Thomson Gale, 2003. Page image (PNG). Digitized image of the microfilm version produced in Woodbridge, CT by Research Publications, 1982-2002 (later known as Primary Source Microfilm, an imprint of the Gale Group).]

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